ClassicSwanson

32722 pts ยท November 1, 2012


I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

I don't think that should be there...

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In light of the recent news and as someone who has been married for 20 years.

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A man was dragged off a United Airli.....

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MRW I log on and have no idea who won the zombie war.

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When you get denied not once but twice by the President.

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We're going to need a bigger boat.

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Imgur's reaction when people start to realise this whole thing was a ploy to increase advertising revenues.

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Me explaining to my wife how all the various parts of the Ghost in the Shell franchise fit together.

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Views 782

Upvote anything? Even some pics from my recent vacation to Pennsylvania?

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Views 791

It's time to kick-ass and chew bubblegum...

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Not to worry...

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MRW I discover that even on the 29th I can't get more than 11 upvotes.

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Views 98

View from my orifice.

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MRW I go on Imgur for the first time in a couple of days...

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MRW I open up the FP today.

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Seriously though...

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Yes.

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Coming to America!

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I've never believed this more than I do right now.

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Today I learned...

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This is where I walk my dog everyday.

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For a brighter tomorrow.

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When someone makes a nice post but then ruins it by saying "this will get downvoted".

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Wood date

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Seriously though..

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Behold. This is me now.

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MRW She offers to show me that she can squirt.

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Views 474

I made a thing!

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Views 84

Happy National Dog Day!

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MisterSavage in Space!

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The only candidate that makes sense.

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By far the best reason to go see Sausage Party.

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With all the superhero team films flying about these days let's not forget the one that started it all.

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It's Friday and on Friday we pound the pussy.

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Can we talk for a minute about how good the new Westworld TV series is?

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