Your barista hates you.

Dec 14, 2016 4:00 AM

merpbeforeyouderp

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You deserved it, and you know you did.

A McDonald's employee decided to prank me once by getting me diet soda instead of regular. I'm fucking allergic. Goddamned asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seriously though. It's terrible that they were rude... but please don't change up ppl's food orders. That's not cool.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 16

The code at my coffee shop was to "make it with love". You had to be a grade A asshole, but it was satisfying when it happened.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm nice to baristas but I have a feeling they do t when they feel like it, and someone with narcolepsy when I ask for caffeine I need it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I couldn't even imagine the most pretentious snobs at a starbucks.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 10

Usually it's the person making the coffee

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 14

Nobody likes rude people at work, but doing petty, passive aggressive stuff to peoples food is fucking stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 11

Especially people in food service spitting in food. Whatever the customer did, if you do that, you're also fucking shitty and gross.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Simple rule: Don't be a dick, so you won't taste mine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Stability settles coffee with higher caffeine content to get people hooked. You are part of the reason they are irratible.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

been there, done that. I got really happy when I did, especially when it was regulars

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked with a barista who was with sbux 6 years. Worked Mon-Fri mornings. Sweet as pie, but decaffed every. single. person. Holy shit man.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Note, I was totally unaware at the time since I just started. I always wondered why we ran out of decaf while she was working.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shift Supervisor for 5 years, can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Youre a shift supervisor and you approve of this behaviour? How rude are these customers? Damn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Confirmation =/= approval. They're just saying they have seen it happen, not that they agree with it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a store manager at Starbucks, no one does it while I'm around, but I know it has to happen sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people are allergic to decaf... is can also cause spontaneous miscarriages. So yea... not really cool

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 14

Pregnant women shouldn't be drinking coffee anyway

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 18

Not more than 300 mg a day. Still better to have none but it is allowed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sauce me, bro.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like you deserve the floor burger from McD's, or the spiteful spit-full meat from Taco Bell.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 12

Are we talking about USA here? Because in every country I visited McDonald's and other chains are more or less perfect and clean.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spiteful spit-full meat is my ex's name!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

When the barista hates you:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*chuckles*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand. I've done customer service since I was 15, (19 now) and I can count bad customers on one hand. Where is this so common?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

This is exactly how I feel whenever I read stories like this. Of course I live in Europe, perhaps the situation is a lot worse in the States

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does always seem to be American customer service folks complaining. Though that is a huge generalization

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm actually curious as to where you work.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Various places. Kids adventure park kinda thing, waiter, fish and chip shop, post office/ running shop floor. Bad customers are so rare

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised you said that about a post office. I worked at a UPS Store and we had a few baddies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've had one or two people who are a little antsy with the queue, but most are okay. (I'm British so we're all awkwardly polite)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coffee shops

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A few friends of mine have worked coffee shop jobs, even they never really had bad customers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Los Angeles.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst being at malls that are trying to be upscale. Boy did I ever get entitled customers. Half were employees at other stores :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the city. Worked coffee in downtown Boston for years and seen my fair share of assholes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worked retail for Apple a few years back. Had a customer who demanded a full refund on a phone he had broken (completely his fault) 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

started screaming at one of our tech people because we couldn't do that, nor could we recover any data from the phone. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fortunately I've always had decent bosses who back me up when I say the customer is wrong. Staff happiness is more important to them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ours came in at this point to solve the issue, but Apple has a get to yes policy that can be difficult at times

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope you get fired. I understand people are shitty but they are paying you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

People post all this stuff about how they mess with customers orders, but I could never do that. My stupid morals wouldn't allow it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And extra cafinate the nice ones...brilliant. the rude ones will be sleepy and nice ones will be hyper and annoy said sleepy ones

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to always tip and be nice at starbucks. You make it really easy to just keep that money. fuckin passive aggressive cucks.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 23

I like how you think that this one person represents all starbucks employees. It literally depends on the person since its entry level.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also lowkey switching whole milk when the said rude customer asked for nonfat.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Ohh now that is not cool. It's one thing to take something OUT of someone's food (very not cool) and another to add something in (uncool)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

during rush, when the said customer asks to change his/her milk at the bar after i've already finished making the drink, and he/she (1)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

always does this every single damn time, I'm sorry but ain't nobody got time to resteam the milk because of he/she fails every damn time (2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swapping out milks could cause allergic reactions or who knows what, prolly shouldnt do that as tempting as it may be.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Never heard of allergic reaction to increased fat content.. at least at starbucks during the past 5 years ive worked with the company

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I was a barista for years, mostly fat % but lactose % too - allergy/intolerance are serious. As a food service pro, why endanger others?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are you talking about lactose? Im not stupid enough to endanger customers with lactose allergy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How do you know if someone asking for skim milk has one unless they say? Might also affect diabetics (Who order the sugarest drinks anyway!)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how yall can be nitpick on how you treat customers. I for one am an EMT and really shouldn't/cant be nitpick

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

+1 I knew there would be another one of us in here to point that out. Imagine if we gave saline instead of fentanyl to "rude customers."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but don't you guys have a ton of ways to shut up rude jerks? Like extra unpleasant nurses, or having a hard time finding a vein 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for rude nurses. That was hilarious. But honestly, I wouldn't feel right about any of that other stuff. "First do no harm."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, dang. You're a better person then I am, then.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No its actually a lot of paperwork and incident reports if a patient gets hurt. You really can't do much to shut people up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for injections or drawing blood? Or a dozen dozen other ways that medical professionals can make your treatment really unhappy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take their money and don't give them what they pay for :D.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 14

I'm pretty sure that's illegal

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

But they have a code.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Code doesn't cover stealing from customers. That being said, I'm in the food industry and I have a similar code to @op's

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

You would be a prime target.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 35

For thinking that taking their money and giving them nothing is illegal? It's fraud

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I gave them something. Milk, syrup, and coffee. Just so happens the caffeine content was altered. Oops!!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 28

I was talking about taking their money and not doing anything else at all, no coffee, scones, etc. just whir money missing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Yeah, but they didn't ask for decaff. So you gave bad service by not delivering the goods you were paid to give because your feels were hurt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is amazingly petty and stupid. I dearly hope you get fired and take the opportunity to turn your life around.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Considering I get headaches without caffeine (I know I need help)...I do notice.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

Same pal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In scouts during week long summer camp I would always get caffeine withdraw

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The headaches are stress releasing from coming off of caffeine. Its a good thing. More caffiene keeps you in the cycle.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... that's called a caffeine addiction. Switch to decaf and sort your life out

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Yeh, caffeine isn't that good for you, which is why I switched to amphetamines years ago

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hence why I take adderall with my coffee...I don't sleep much. Just enough to keep the hallucinations at bay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solid choice. Slowly heating the substance and inhaling through a piece of Dutch glassware will assist in your consumption.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking this. Giving decaf to angry caffeine addicts will not make them less rude.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I mean I am generally not a rude guy. I'd just notice if my coffee was switched out is all.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same, for sure, but if I have a splitting headache from caffeine withdrawal I might be perceived as ... less than polite?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just stop talking...I'm inherently an asshole already. Just practice I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I work 12 hour night shifts and work out of town. If someone gave me decaf it would not be a good day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't the prices there enough of a punishment already?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

It's like $2 and change for a medium coffee. Stick with the simple stuff, and it's actually not bad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Europe at least their prices are ridiculous, something like 2 to 3 times larger than in a normal bar (and not of a better quality)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Congrats on not doing your job correctly. What a way to stick it to them. The perks of having a close to min wage job I suppose

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 32

You have nothing to worry about provided you don't act like this guy.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

I hope you enjoy cleaning your own room after you've stayed in a hotel.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, not even I know where I was going with that one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're one that gets decaf I bet. Even minimum wage workers that serve coffee contribute - they make countless mornings easier.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 20

And you must be the one who jumps to conclusions at a drop of a hat huh?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if they give too much decaf I guess. The caffeine addiction denied his/her drug will destroy society! Or so I've heard.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Not making the morning much easier if you can't correctly fill an order... or "won't", but there's no difference from an outsider's view.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sound like someone who walks into a restaurant 5 minutes to close and wonders why everyone hates him. (1)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

(2) I had friends in high school who worked food service. I've heard stories, and I behave in a way that I know I'm not eating crotch bread.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

Elaborate on why I am that person and how my comment relates to your restaurant post?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And this is why I wish Briggo would just be bought by Starbucks etc so we can do away with Baristas. Machines > Humans for this job.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 16

Well, Starbucks serves such shitty coffee that a machine would most likely do it better.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

As a barista, you're a Dingus

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 57

personalized orders no matter where you are in the world, they are far cheaper, they never take breaks for food and sleep and ultimately,

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Good luck having your dingus machine dial in your espresso X.X

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

won't spit in your coffee / get your order wrong on person because you was slightly off with them 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

So what about the roughly 127,000 jobs that would be severely impacted? Many of which are lower middle class or young adults? 1/2 sources :

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

They should go, we shouldn't hold back technology just because some people may not get hurt. We're gonna make 20+ million unemployed with 1/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

autonomous transport that doesn't mean we shouldn't do it though. People complained when we automated farming

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I can't flirt with a machine. Or can I...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The down side is customizable orders. The machine would be restricted to its programming only, which can hinder customer driven innovation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be limited to the ingredients stored in the machine of course but so would a normal barista

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong, but when "innovation" means "not giving you what you ordered", as in @OP's case, I think we can do without.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True statement. But I meant like how the Americano drink came about. GIs could handle the strong coffee, so they added water. Innovation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh I think you could customize a lot easier using a machine than you could with a human since you could select exact measurements to put in

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But customization can be a change in temperature to adding syrup first vs last. Understanding the process and redefining the steps humans +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And as an ME I can say you are obsolete, the machines perform much better than the average barista, has the abilities to remember 1/

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

Machine made espresso and machine steamed milk will never compare to human attention to detail and palate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Humans can't possibly keep as much attention as a machine can.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever calibrated espresso? It's based on taste. You can pull two shots identically several hours apart and theyll taste different

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There is still a place for barista's,in small non chain coffee shops who cater to coziness instead of,get coffee and go

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I assume by "cozy" you *don't* mean "fraudulent" by altering a customer's order without their consent?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

yes of course,even rude customers don't get "fucked" with here in belgium,but i guess that's what you get if you have a minimum wage staff

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you need a barista to sit in a coffee shop? Just have a person who tends the shop and brings the drinks to the patrons after ordering

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well , i'm guessing you would need 2 people,1 barista and 1 waiter,when it's busy nobody likes to w8 30 min for a coffee

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you clarify rude? Because unless they actively try to mess up your day, suck it up and do your job. -a retail employee

9 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 39

One woman parked in a handicapped spot almost daily. She got decaf everyday she did. Most people on their cellphone, and stupid cunts.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Once had a customer yell, call me an idiot, and said I needed to go back to school. Because he forgot his debit card. I didn't even make 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

his order, but I wouldn't have been surprised if my co-workers decaffed him. So yeah that's the type of attitude. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People that get mad & bitch about waiting forever for their drinks when there's literally a line wrapped around the store and out the door.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I just go to one of the 5 other Starbucks that are within 150 metres. You can always find one without a line.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You've never worked anywhere near retail or hospitality, have you?...

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 36

People suck, but unless the person sucks extraordinarily bad, I agree with the guy. Just suck it up and do your job.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 7

If someone has had a bad day it may only take one little think to push them over the edge. What may seem like a tiny inconvenience to 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

you is a big deal for them because they see it in the context of all the little things that have gone wrong for them. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

If they are having a bad day and a hiccup at a coffee place sets them off they need mental health treatment.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

You know what rude means, you pretentious prick. Gave you a reminder in case you forgot.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 43

Hey look an example too. How kind

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah, I know, it was just shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The one that calls you a bitch because she's in a rush, decaffed the fuck out of her, for like a week

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 11

So she's a bitch means you don't have to do your job. Cool. Let's apply that everywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 10

What perfect world do you live in where people have never slighted a person as revenge? Because it is applied everywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She did do her job you rimjob. She gave her decaf coffee.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

ad hominem attacks aren't the best to convey a point. They still broke a contract person should be fired.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

But you know what I know what I did wasn't right. Two wrongs do not make a right. But I do not regret it and nothing you say will change it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Lol the company doesn't protect employees from customers spiting, throwing food, being cussed out, none of that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yeah but at the end of the day, your still at Starbucks

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 47

Yeah, and I'm a sbux barista with a bachelor's, masters and working on a PhD in mechanical engineering. I work hard. What do you do?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 13

Will you stay at Starbucks after you're done? You'll move on and move up. Maybe even to the east side. A deluxe apartment in the sky?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fulfilling work

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Bam

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You're*

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Yeah, you're right, people in the service industry deserve to be treated poorly...because they're stupid...also "you're".

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

A fair point.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Past tense bro, Past tense.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

At the end of the day, you were working at Starbucks

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

Is working at starbucks a bad job? What do you do for a living?

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 8

Your mom

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Call it a barista or whatever you like but making people overpriced shit coffee is about as bad as it could get, job wise.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Meter maids... spend all day ruining people's day, usually for a small mistake

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Would you want to work at Starbucks?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I did for a while. Great location, good co-workers, nice regulars and a great boss! I enjoyed it, yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't mind. But I don't think I'm above other people's jobs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not working at Starbucks

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 40

how specific

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*freelance artist with some "really promising gigs lined up"

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Oh okay I get it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Starbucks treats it's employees rather well don't they?

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Medical benefits and they will pay for your BA from asu but other than that, nope. Source: current siren barista

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Weekly bag of coffee too. If you get to ASM they have good stock benefits too. We sold my wife's for quite a bit when our son was born.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the discount! I have to wait until next may to get stocks but I'm looking forward to it. Plus they contribute to a 401k so that's nice

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*you're

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Your right, my mistake

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

You're*

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

There's a time and place for decaf. Never and in the bin.

9 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 27

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theres a time and a place for Starbucks. Never and in the bin.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You sir earned yourself an upvote +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm allergic to caffeine. Let me have my straight black decaf of bitterness.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

I love the bitterness of dark chocolate, but I could never get into coffee.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's an acquired taste. Much like homicide

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even decaf has some caffeine.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

True. Small doses are fine for me. My life isn't THAT bad. But still, decaf has its place. Please don't get rid of it. :(

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Not arguing against decaf. I have anxiety issues and It makes me sensitive too! But I still love the bitter deliciousness

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yay bitter deliciousness!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Allergic or sensitive. Very different things when you're talking about something like caffeine.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Technically "Intolerant." But the reaction is so much that it's easier to tell the barista that it's an allergy so they don't make a mistake

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah. I've had friends in the same boat. That sucks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get used to it. People with Peanut allergies are the ones I feel really sorry for. I couldn't live without peanut butter.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1