OatmealBreakfast

255594 pts · June 5, 2016


Though a candle burns in my house…there's nobody home. https://i.imgur.com/D046TF7.jpg Thanks! @one1deuce

IT WAS ALWAYS CAKE

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so say we all

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Tickets, Please

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You can do it little buddy

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Weevil Prison - Invasive Black Vine Weevils

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A glimmer of reason in an insane world

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mlem.exe has encountered an error and needs to close

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I give it a month

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I was fired in the mod purge of '24, decided to check in today and see how my former favourite site was doing...

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When my bananas get too old, I freeze them for smoothies

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No one OutPizzas The Hut

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There's always money in the banana stand

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Can I offer you an Emergency Destruction System in these trying times?

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We are all trapped in the belly of this horrible machine

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Paige, no

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Oh boy here I go shitposting again

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Dress for the Cyberpunk Dystopia you want, not the one you have

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Keep your stick on the ice

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Lumpy Space Princess Mug

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It's a Jaaaaaaake

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Here's a little song I wrote, and now I sing it, note for note...

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Red Faction was great

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My cat in her favourite spot

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Finding treasure metal detecting in Vancouver, Canada!

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Wash Presents: My 15th Favourite

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I was conceived in this petri dish approximately 35 years ago.

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Bring back the Pizza Hut Poutine Pizza

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RIP Tom Sizemore

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Aesthetic Star Trek TNG

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Men will literally spend an hour simulating a 1:100,000,000,000 gear ratio instead of going to therapy

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My Hobby is making POV Metal Detecting YouTube videos and finding shiny things in Vancouver BC

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*gestures vaguely at everything*

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Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but                                           it's gonna get way worse

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"I am superior, sir, in many ways, but I would gladly give it up to be human"

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My 2014 Honda CRV with a couple modifications

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Defenestration special

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We were into microplastics before they were cool

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It's ironic how much I want to buy this tree topper

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I'm thrilled

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So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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Take a break and play some I Spy

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14th favourite is as relevant now as it was then

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This meeting could have been an e-mail

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Pre-colonoscopy selfie to round out the day

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What matters most is how you see yourself

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My 15 year old kitty, Eve

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Ennui

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It's time to play the music

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This post sucks

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Aspirational banana bread overripe banana graveyard

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poo-poo time

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The Bald and the Beautiful

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MRW I know nothing about your fair planet other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited gene pool

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Excuse me, I thought this was a mouse pad

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My cat, pondering her orb

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Strap in

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Put a cat bed on your desk to keep your cat off your keyboard

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Metal detecting a riverbank

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