IT WAS ALWAYS CAKE
so say we all
Tickets, Please
You can do it little buddy
Weevil Prison - Invasive Black Vine Weevils
A glimmer of reason in an insane world
mlem.exe has encountered an error and needs to close
I give it a month
I was fired in the mod purge of '24, decided to check in today and see how my former favourite site was doing...
When my bananas get too old, I freeze them for smoothies
No one OutPizzas The Hut
There's always money in the banana stand
Can I offer you an Emergency Destruction System in these trying times?
We are all trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
Paige, no
Oh boy here I go shitposting again
Dress for the Cyberpunk Dystopia you want, not the one you have
Keep your stick on the ice
Lumpy Space Princess Mug
It's a Jaaaaaaake
Here's a little song I wrote, and now I sing it, note for note...
Red Faction was great
My cat in her favourite spot
Finding treasure metal detecting in Vancouver, Canada!
Wash Presents: My 15th Favourite
I was conceived in this petri dish approximately 35 years ago.
Bring back the Pizza Hut Poutine Pizza
RIP Tom Sizemore
Aesthetic Star Trek TNG
Men will literally spend an hour simulating a 1:100,000,000,000 gear ratio instead of going to therapy
My Hobby is making POV Metal Detecting YouTube videos and finding shiny things in Vancouver BC
*gestures vaguely at everything*
Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but it's gonna get way worse
"I am superior, sir, in many ways, but I would gladly give it up to be human"
My 2014 Honda CRV with a couple modifications
Defenestration special
We were into microplastics before they were cool
It's ironic how much I want to buy this tree topper
I'm thrilled
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Take a break and play some I Spy
14th favourite is as relevant now as it was then
This meeting could have been an e-mail
Pre-colonoscopy selfie to round out the day
What matters most is how you see yourself
My 15 year old kitty, Eve
Ennui
It's time to play the music
This post sucks
Aspirational banana bread overripe banana graveyard
poo-poo time
The Bald and the Beautiful
MRW I know nothing about your fair planet other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited gene pool
Excuse me, I thought this was a mouse pad
My cat, pondering her orb
Strap in
Put a cat bed on your desk to keep your cat off your keyboard
Metal detecting a riverbank