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Your porn will always be buffering unless you pay extra for it if you don't call.
Dec 7, 2017 6:28 PM
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Your porn will always be buffering unless you pay extra for it if you don't call.
Dudeitsausername
Nah, Ill just continue masturbating.
Scriptura
Idea: I won't because I know more about the subject than a card game company
johnathanwick
I did 6 sessions and I can't use my hands right now.
LeonQuin87
Haha, I've downloaded thousands of porn videos in case the internet is destroyed! I'm set for life!
Huhwhatcrazy
Else you'll pay to masturbate going forward
nogoat23
On the one hand I support net neutrality. On the other...
Vaeevictiss
Got dammit, i was halfway through reading this and started masturbating again. Always happens.
forte10
Do I have to stop? Can I not call during?
coolkidwestern
Two minutes? What am I mother Theresa?
MixxieMeese
Why would I be masterbating to net neutrality?
SisyphusUp
I need a button similar to the "I voted" or "I gave blood." "I Stopped Masturbating for FREEDOM!"
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
*me while jacking off* "OK Google, call 202...75..9....759...7"
MaCro1
Alright alright, let me just put my midget porn away.
MontanasFinest
I mean, all you need is one hand
walkintheshadows
Yes, more government will assure morn porn... :-/
ThrowerBot
Given all the creepy shit we've been hearing about politicians, the porn we will get will be full of fetishes.
69Voltage
You’re asking a lot
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Meanwhile in the rest of the world, other things occur with frequency as well.
ICanHasJava
Think of all of us affected by this outside of the US and go call whoever needs calling. Then come to Europe and rake in all teh sex.
HereIGoLurkingAgain
thedissident
What if that’s your fetish?
thesobernihilist
New movement. Fap on the FCC. Bonus points for fapping on Pai.
lucindaattheParkview
Omg you guys someone at Senator Bob Menendez’s office ACTUALLY answered and I was forced to speak to a live person. ~unprepared grownup
bitchinmona
I called, but… Elizabeth Warren is my senator. I already know that she’s busting her ass against this. So I thanked her for persisting.
xcrit
Thank you.
downvote4harambe
bitchinmona
aReasonableMan
Imgur is an echo chamber, we all support NN. Convince your parents and grandparents to call, shock them with demographics they don’t expect.
reduglie
Alright, fine. Hold this for me a minute, would you?
SimplyMerlin
I believe there are protests at Verizon stores around the US today as well.
DwightKSchrute69
Confirmed. Passed by some today in Santa Rosa, CA
youraveragedeveloper
Apathy is a disease... the verizon store I was at had 12 people, and lnobody wanted to hear anythinf we tried to say.
Jusmar
Those poor, poor employees. You should really protest your local government to create community fiber. Fuck the ISPs and federal government.
Sakabashira
We'll do that after we take out the trash. Better to do that first instead of letting it pile up.
JawaKing
But, I work for the government :( so what does hat mean for me?
Jusmar
You could probably call. If you work on internet policy try to change it, and depending how you do it, fucking yourself feels nice.
Exousa
Just start suggesting to your boss that net neutrality might be a good thing. Or that local fiber ISPs would be good for the community
xcrit
So what, I should throw more bricks at my local Verizon store than normal?
IRatetits
I believe there is a special Russian cocktail for situations like these
JawaKing
Да, монотрон
xcrit
haven't the russians done enough?
StatiPandaBandit
fbdrtallz
Two minutes? I could’ve been done twice by then!!
xcrit
Only twice? Who are you? Superman?
ThankGoodnessYourHerePrematureEjaculationMan
Umm... he is clearly the Flash. :)
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
Why do I need to stop masturbating while I do this?
DoomSkuller
xiaocorgi
Cause it takes you less than two minutes to finish anyway
WokeenFenix
CherSATX
I can't believe how many people can't multitask. Jeez.
TheDustyOne
Are you Louis CK?
Sentinelricce
Nah, because then they'd show up in person.
YuujiKazami
"Hello senator, *heavy breathing* give me ten seconds *disgruntled noise*. Now you see, that would've take me longer w/out net neutrality."
YuujiKazami
Man this was in response to a comment but I think I fucked it up. Rip
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
Nah I got it, I got you
HopVillian
touché...
infey
It’s just a turn of phase, you don’t actually stop. That would be silly.
Gentlemanriot
Asking the important questions?
Superdupafly
Cause you keep hitting my friggin elbows. Why you think any of this appropriate on a flight is beyond me.
ZanarkandAbes
Leithoa
It's a phone call, not Skype. You're safe Louie
TehButternaut
TheGhostofElizabethShue
yourmomisminenow
appropriate gif?
Justincredible6
That'll just spread the Jesus juice on your forehead won't it
CptJohnYossarian
Who the fuck calls baby batter, Jesus juice?!
Justincredible6
Who the hell calls the slippery sloppy, baby batter?
forsale90
Do you really want to mastrubate while thinking of Ajit Pai?
MarioBoon
Is that a challenge?
wenoc
Not my proudest moment.
Gobblemewl
Ajit Pai does.
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
I don't see how that is any of your god damned business!!
chefsoda
Instant floppy, ew
VikingInOz
Many people enjoy jerking off to shit.
LeftBauer20
Make it obvious. Establish dominance.
Falos
Maintain eye contact. Take exactly one step forward for each they take back.
TheDairyPope
Who never delays climax with awful thoughts?
Bloorigard2
Some people may just be severely masochistic.
ZuIthar
Craizie
I've powered through worse. Like @OP's mom.
xcrit
She's dead so that makes you the weird one. Do you know where she's buried because the funeral home wont tell me.
Craizie
Cremated. BTW do you have any lotion I can use? I'm all ashy.
xcrit
someone dug up the wrong corpse.
utur
Thanks, now that you've mentioned this I'm gonna end up thinking of him next time I fap and turn myself off so hard.
Umbreon07
Post results. If you go harder the science community must know.
utur
Shit. For the love of any God that is out there do not let my next fap end in my first self induced orgasm if I think of that sack of shit..
Umbreon07
May the gods of all that is fappable hear your cry brotha! If not then RIP because I don't think there's a coming back from that.
TheGriffin
And there goes my boner
HitlersArtCritic
There it goes as in up or down?
TheGriffin
the Earth's core