Goodnight king of all Dad jokes.
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Today I found gas for Ↄ.599. This can't be good.
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1981 Mercury Zephyr - I pulled over to take this.
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Saved from MySpace
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Can't have clogged drains if you pour cartoon acid in the clog.
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A Facebook memory came up today from when I was about to have 3 layovers.
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Be supportive of your friends.
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I don't want to win this game
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My milkshake brings all the mechanics to the yard.
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The Great Forest War
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Boredom
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The golden age
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The requested page could not be found...
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shhhhh
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I bet you read it wrong at first glance too.
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Imgur is full of politics. Here's some chicken wings.
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Same shit different year.
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Not the greatest shirt to wear when flying into Colombia.
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On the drive to work this morning someone left a box with a rock on the interstate.
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I won't clean my desks
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My favorite shirt
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I’ve never been mad at How It’s Made until now.
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Me the moment I forget I'm not a 21 anymore.
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El Camino.
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but..
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Finally get to use Christmas to celebrate a death instead of some baby.
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Florida man got married and my wife wanted to go to the Rainbow Mountains for the honeymoon.
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That super chill shooting stance has been around for a while.
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I found this in the door of my aunt's fridge today.
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Selfie from a Florida man in Paris.
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This one's for the Kim.
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Picture it, Sicily, 2024
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Kitty
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Shots fire.
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I just felt like there needed to be a shit post
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I have no idea what just happened but I’m glad I was stalking that kitty.
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Hehe - water pump gasket
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It was raining when I stepped out of my work from home shed this morning.
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Thanks uncle
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Cruise Control
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10 day trip Orlando to Paris and back for under $1000 total.
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Props was like fuck it.
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I mostly did this for fake internet points
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I accidentally hit a parked car with my truck but no one saw so I left without leaving a note.
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It’s important to warn people.
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Much easier than trying to understand emoji meanings.
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I killed my Lego cars.
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Florida home owners insurance priced me out of my home. I’m homeless as of tomorrow.
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An ear witness account of the missing F-35.
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My doctor gave me a gold star for losing 40 pounds in 6 months.
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I know a bitch when I see one.
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Soon...
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Well this was a horrible surprise.
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Things were different before smart phones.
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MAKE YOUR GUN BITE LIKE THE DEVIL HIMSELF
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It took a moment.
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So AT&T made a mistake today..
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I finally found a way to get through phone calls with my aunt.
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New menu item!
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