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How I lost my job, beginning to end
How I lost my job, beginning to end
Sep 8, 2017 7:37 AM
ohokguys
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WithPride
I don't know if I should upvote or not.
Resz7
I don't get it
Arimakura
Hallmark movie material
METAAAAAAAAAL
I spent too much time trying to figure out how this was related to Death Note, due to the title.
Jodanoe
caphumble
Some one saw pretty woman
KZFDG
All it makes me think is.... I could use money. Lots of money...
kaylls
Why the fuck is this on the front page
ivancestoni
Green texts are great that's why
lexgamer
I mean best way to sleep with a hot chick over and over for free, is to genuinely care about her, love her, and build a healthy relationship
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
The women you pay for sex actually wind up costing the least.
marktheshark911
The plot of Pretty Woman
TheTragedyofSeymourFry
Now thats how you "pull the long con". Respect
DaOats
Sneaky Pete reference? Great show, loved Bryan Cranston in it.
TheTragedyofSeymourFry
murderskunk
Hugggaathon
Fifty shades of grey?
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Not enough money, drama or partner abuse.
RequiescatInPace
"The cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for." -Jack Reacher
404namecantbefound
That title makes me thing someone's been watching Death Note ;)
beautifulsunshine87
Kept waiting for the "so I'm gonna need tree fiddy", was pleasantly surprised instead.
TK421isAFK
She's been waiting for her $350 for months, so you're not alone.
damienxwaltz
you should of charge him.
welcomestranger
Ahh green text. You never fail.
lr5123
Impressive. Most impressive.
Jalopenis
Dark Wader.
AMisterShoe
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/vqGeMsr.gif
MajorNick
The classic long game
Thecakeisanasshole
The ones who charge are usually the cheapest.
Whatsname
The things men will do to avoid paying for sex.
spiral141
"Never play someone for the short con when you can play 'em for the long one". - Frank Fontaine
forAGrandTotalOf
A greentext that can be read on the phone without zoom! Impressive!
sevenmillionhahalaughs
whats anon? is it close to anal?
MechanusIncarnate
It's 4chan speak for OP, so pretty much.
Porecomesis
In a manner of speaking, yes.
jenifaelle
Anon for anonymous :p
eldistorres
Cheaper to keep her....
metalfoto
That is the deal
patakunkku
Technically, no, but this way is better long-term for both
thetonestarr
How do you have the best sex of your life twice?
pfsar
Remember when you learned to count to 10, so 10 was the biggest number in the world? And then later you learned to count to 20? Well, snap.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
First time it was the best she'd had so far. Same thing second time.
Hugggaathon
thetonestarr
That doesn't mean the same thing though
eroso
They continued the previous sex.
thetonestarr
That makes the best sense
CarrionLugganja
This story is real and obviously written by a real hot woman
ohokguys
Yes
w0od
pfft he just ends up paying even more
Kkenn
Speaks from experience hur
Titsonthewing
"If it flies,floats, or fucks. It's cheaper to rent."
CreepyPhlox
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3zoMDcQyd9FA2u2Y/giphy.gif
mistermichigan
yuraf
and getting his brains fucked while paying the money.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
IM NOT A WHORE!
konelhft
Well, nobody said whore. She inferred hooker, but I meant slut.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Jack reacher reference
konelhft
Remember, you wanted this.
Mechlai
I'm not at all experienced in "the game" but if the guy was legitimately interested in a long term relationship, wouldn't the best course 1/
Mechlai
of action be to find someone who is also interested in a long term relationship? like... if you both pay equal amounts to each other, 2/
Mechlai
then wouldn't it be kinda AS expensive as supporting yourself? except you'd both be getting more socially/sexually/financially because 3/
Mechlai
you'd be like... 2 people trying to make 1 living space work... I dunno how things work, ignore me. 4/4
w0od
yes that is fair but the 70% divorce rate in USA suggests that most folk are not compatible and it is much riskier for the male.
springuy8
You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave
Xpaqui2
I think OP means that for some people the point of having sex with hookers is to forfeit the attachment. For example, if have a wife.
Van1LLaRice
Racealistic
Or you know, not get beaten up/shot by her pimp.
scoopette1993
Speaking from experience?
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
Well yeah, cuz she's not leaving without her money. I feel like im missing something here.
WardSharlow
The joke is that with a hooker, it's just sex. She doesn't end up part of your every day life.
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
I... I dont get it.
TheShadowsLengthen
So, I suppose you have a lot of money for yourself without those pesky women to take it from you, right ? Right ? :p
Omelettedufromage83
you'd be surprised how good that feels. sleeping in and not having to take too much shit at work because you dont live paycheck to paycheck
HowComeDespiteTheFact
Yep, I see my co-workers living paycheck to paycheck, I can negotiate so much with my boss because I can just leave and take 6 months off.
QuazMasta
I can attest, as a married man, that I would definitely have more money if I were not married. Wouldn't trade it for any $ amount though.
Omelettedufromage83
give it time
baldewok
Rent to own is a scam.
BreakerMark78
I wprk got a rent to own company. It totally is.
snoopybbt
post something about it!
HowComeDespiteTheFact
wat
BiliboyJenkins
Have you ever seen the prices for that junk?
fantasticjack
Wait really? I was thinking about renting to own a laptop. Should I not?
mikeatike
You will get a shit used computer for more than the price of a new good one.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
They exist because they make a profit, they make a profit because you end up paying more than it costs to just buy the product outright.
ConfirmologistUK
This
romrider07
It's the same concept as credit cards
Astramancer
No. Look at the actual cost of what you're paying for. Compare specs to total payments. That's not even counting the skeezy software (1/2)
Astramancer
(2/2) they load on. Built in rootkits and remote camera activations galore. They're not supposed to use it wrong, but... yeah.
fantasticjack
Thanks for the tip!