Heard you guys like OC
Sheep
I need this shit.
Penn Relays in Philadelphia today. +1 all around for anyone else that was there.
My fucking flip flops!
MR after I was successfully able to stay off imgur long enough to see a spoiler free finale of GoT
When I hear another person's opinion.
MRW I'm drunk and trying to go upstairs quietly when my parents are asleep.
Sometimes abortion is the answer...
I woke up to this
The surprisingly well-prepared bucket head.
Flight Instructor Draws Pair of Penises, Writes 'I'm Bored' in Sky Over Australia
The presumably British cat who needed directions
It has finally happened!
What is this wizardry?
MRW I was talking to this girl and a bee flew by my face.
Hot farts
When I mention "walk?" to my sleeping dog?
Yo horse stop fucking around with that post and run!
Da fuq?
I move all of the pillows to one side of the couch and this happens...
Almost...
MRW the drive through lady at McDonald's gave me the rest of the hash browns for free because breakfast was over.
Segregation in Ikea.
After I clean my bathroom... I SWEAR I will replace the TP each time it runs out... Every damn time.
Bad doggy
MRW my friend asked me if he could have my last fry.
Cheers to all of you lucky enough to have a Movie Tavern in your area.
Yahoo
MRW when the cop behind me turns on his lights and then passes me.
MRW that nigga didn't wave when I let him pull out of the parking lot in traffic.
I found this very uplifting. Just wanted to share.
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What I see every time I go to my doctor for a shot.
MRW this fucking potato became self aware.
MRW someone says "Would you like the rest of my..."
Cake fail
YRW you read over and over again a popular comment you made.
Can he get unemployment for this?
MRW my anxiety kicks in and I think of all the stupid shit I did during my adolescence.
What's a computer?
It's just dirt.
Free child's car seat available.
Stay true to your opinion(s)
Well fuck... just needed some body of Christ.
Bitch what?
...
Damn you Pixar with your feels.
My reaction to the Vader scene in Rogue One.
Netflix: Are you there?
hmm
Never too old
So this happened today...
Introducing Disney's Playmation...
best friends
MRW my wife casually wipes her hand on my pants after eating Cheetos...