Th1ngur
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The more you think of it the weirder it gets.
Jun 2, 2016 11:30 PM
Th1ngur
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The more you think of it the weirder it gets.
iatetoomanypotatoes
"Vulva."
pepperronii
The sexier your voice, the less it matters (at least to me.) You could call me a noxious mess w/ a hemorrhoid face & I wouldn't give a shit.
Sassmachine
No. You roll with it.
Copperbrat
I like to think I'm open minded, but really I'm not. Some things are just a nope. Even non-weird things like armpit licking. NOPE.
AliBarber
I avoid it by duct taping her mouth shut and wearing a ball gag
beeratius
Hey if we both know what we're getting ourselves into, that isn't going to deter me one bit
smjack99999
Put it in your ear you fucking slut
preaction
I don't have to make up weird shit to get awkward and uncomfortable, I just have to talk about the past. I'm fun at parties.
fartboxtonguepunch
it looks like a young jeremy renner during a pregnancy scare with some college squeeze
Obi1thejedi
WOLOLO!
rockfireman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0xCSkKeqA
wubzzy
YOU LIKE THAT YOU RETARD!?
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
"IM GOING TO FUCK YOU TILL YOU DIE" "YEA KILL ME WITH YOUR KNIFE DICK"
OMGifarteditstanks
Stoopid stoopid brain working, liver im taking this out on you. I dont have much brain left....
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
Some comments here are gold
SirVashtaNerada
"Yeah you like that tiny dick?"
narwallaby
Heard "oh I love the way your dick feel". I'm a chick. Also, it's happened more than once. Haha
ecoolguy1
Guess you have a type?
sugar3
Girlfriend told me to suck a mans dick and always tries to make me suck her finger, I really hope the two aren't related
safetyxstab
My gf, now wife once told me "I want to be I side you" we both paused a second and the. Started laughing
DoubleJameson
Roses are red, sex talk is hard, yeah you like that, you fucking retard.
Risbell38
One time I said, this is how your sister likes it. She chuckled and said, " no, this is how I like it" and my witty ass couldn't help myself
Risbell38
I said, "it must run in the family cuz this is how your mother likes it too" she promptly ended the session and called me a Fing Ahole
RoarImAturtle
Ahahaha!
brewmeister
Worth it. 100%
gibbusChrist
YOU CAN PEPE MY FROG ANY DAY
Octaviana
"I want to have your abortion" #alternatelineofdialouge #namethatmovie
OhTobiasYouBlowhard
Fight Club.
GeneralCaptainCrunch
"FUCK ME LIKE MY DAD USED TO FUCK HIS DOG BEFORE HE MET MY MOM!"
MattGlade
* Something something this gif https://media0.giphy.com/media/upKWoKaC7YpKE/200_s.gif * So, do you need to talk?
FoxyEllie
... BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW!?
CptJero
*our mom
linustheman
Skittleballs
"BUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE THEY WERE TWO-TIMING SO I WILL NEVER BE SURE WHO MY REAL MOTHER IS!"
Skittleballs
"WHAT?"
Skittleballs
"YOU HEARD ME"
TheFourthLaw
Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?
andiefly
+1 for Seinfeld. I was hoping someone would comment this!!
Crixnosis
How weird are we talking here? Because my mind is pretty fucked up, it would help me out to know there are others.
grammarfairy
I want to have your abortion.
MADFOX
"DONALD HUMP 2016!"
MrPoopyDickButt
Fisting with the old NES power glove?
Philme
Oh baby you're pressing all my buttons.
ImMrNewVegas
Honestly, all of these replies are 10x less fucked up than I am expected.
iDrinkDrano
My response is too long for 140.
MrPoopyDickButt
Slicing you dick in half and getting her to stick gradually larger objects into the hole?
MrPoopyDickButt
Your*
JacobNimble
The people who could post really fucked up shit, at a guess, realize it's really fucked up, and therefore won't post it.
HeavyCloud
Bingo.
littlebrownbird
Please don't get the dog, Daddy? I promise not to stop sucking again.
MrPoopyDickButt
Cumming inside and saying "happy Mother's Day"?
iNeedWiFi
HickLife
"What if I swallow my own but this time?"
HickLife
*cum. Obviously.
MrPoopyDickButt
It's not that fucked up, how do you think I clean up after a nights "work"?
dandoamando91
I had a bf that used to do that... it was kinda hot actually.
moarbid
AAHHHHHH LMAO
MrPoopyDickButt
Pouring fine wine into her ass and drinking it?
brewmeister
Only the classiest of felching for you, sir.
moarbid
That's sounds great
holytoasts
Ewww
MrPoopyDickButt
You more of a beer man? That works too.
Risbell38
I once drank whisky using a girls ass crack as a sort of ice luge. It got in my nose and it wasn't what I hoped it be
beeratius
Her ass crack got in your nose? I thought it usually goes the other way around
holytoasts
Wait. That's an actual thing?
MrPoopyDickButt
Tying her down and taping a vibrator to her vagina and leaving her there for several hours?
narwallaby
I wanted a sybian for this purpose. Of course I'd be the one tied up. ;)
bond100
I've done that while sitting across the room from her. Untying her when she promised she wouldn't be mad was a Class A Mistake.
geiokami
Isn't that just normal sex?
ZakHj
I laughed out loud to this . Thank you
ZakHj
Myharoth
This is the best thing ever.
ASithInTraining