Sassmachine

95932 pts ยท December 29, 2014


Make a post with this in it, get some upvotes (who cares if it makes it to FP), and I'll write you a story about whatever you want that's between 2500-6000 words.

It's been a rough couple of months

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 843

I substitute teach part-time

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 204

Almost that time of year again

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 159

Lamar Jackson Hurdle

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 451

MRW Go Topless Day falls on my birthday this year

Points 112
Comments 13
Views 1710

Panik! at the Hockey Rink

Points 19
Comments 13
Views 585

One Punch Man on Ice

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 800

One of the only moments in a disappointing season

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 234

Supernatural Horror Films Suggested Poorly

Points 15
Comments 14
Views 1010

Wow. Ursula K. le Guin with cat

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 415

MRW, the light ahead is yellow and the guy next to me isn't slowing down either

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 225

He's not wrong

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 189

For the whiners out there

Points 39
Comments 18
Views 169

I'm also a nurse. . .

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 445

Kane is a nasty man

Points 26
Comments 2
Views 322

It's like when MJ came out of retirement. . .

Points 12
Comments 15
Views 148

Some kind of monster

Points 179
Comments 85
Views 131

Settling the debt from my profile description

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 193

I've got the goooooooolden ticket! (MN)

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 169

For Honor Open Beta PSA (pre-download now available)

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 1078

Imgur's favorite book is going to be a miniseries!

Points 1011
Comments 116
Views 66256

I'll see your Old Bay and raise you a real seasoning

Points 19
Comments 30
Views 828

Gone with the Blastwave

Points 8794
Comments 220
Views 133604

MFW Atticus Finch is now racist

Points 7
Comments 9
Views 34444

MFW I go into work on my day off

Points 42
Comments 9
Views 1054

Not sorry

Points -6
Comments 16
Views 68

Well, that escalated quickly. . .

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 2178

I'm sorry father, for I have horrible humor

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 261

15th Anniversary of the Scooby Doo Movie

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 374

Luke-lear weapon

Points -8
Comments 5
Views 69

We've all be this desperate. . .

Points 12
Comments 23
Views 124

Critical thinking

Points 26
Comments 25
Views 886

Ukuleles, who knew?

Points 12
Comments 22
Views 357

I'm not saying it's your responsibility, but. .

Points -1
Comments 14
Views 98

New Year's Eve on Imgur

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 144

*unzips*

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 55

If you don't have anything nice to say. . .

Points -6
Comments 60
Views 6061

Is it already Thursday?

Points 37
Comments 8
Views 111

Mordin Solus

Points 31
Comments 8
Views 106920

Somebody once told me, "Well, if I have to see this, so do you"

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 288

I am (baby) Groot!

Points 2211
Comments 109
Views 33057

MFW I try to return to work during winter break

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 10713

Bears and Beers

Points 29
Comments 21
Views 181

You might call it a. . . Quick kick

Points 61
Comments 20
Views 367

I'm Batman! (in a Michael Keaton voice)

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 655

Making this knowledge slightly more common

Points 19
Comments 14
Views 88

Kessel to Hornqvist

Points 110
Comments 12
Views 519

Drunk me bought sober me presents

Points 53
Comments 6
Views 2624

A Not-At-Work story

Points 14
Comments 15
Views 93

"The Last Question" (Link in description)

Points 71
Comments 7
Views 2449

Introduced my girlfriend to Futurama yesterday

Points 4
Comments 10
Views 357
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