dear god man, you animal!

Jul 8, 2016 7:01 PM

queenoftitsandwine

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I do this so the crunch lasts longer, and so I can put more milk in and take the box with me. Much more efficient if you think about it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he should thank his Lucky Charms he didnt die

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't want a guy like this to be in a jury

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm probably going to be a sociopath cause I don't have milk with my cereal-- and I'm not lactose intolerant.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still trying to figure out the correlation between the two ways of putting toilet paper on the roll and prison time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's so the cereal stays crunchy, I was converted years ago

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

My mom did that. She's still my mom.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are no limits to the madness.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is anyone suprised ? NO !!! I DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO. god damm monster

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

SOME PEOPLE HATE SOGGY CEREAL AND LIKE TO POUR IT IN A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME I'M NOT MURDERING ANYONE hmpf

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I do the same. Small bowl. Every bite is crunchy and delicious. Fuck soggy cereal.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how long does it take you to eat cereal, dude? it shouldn't be a half hour affair.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you just said Cheerio and walked out?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know who pours milk into a bowl before cereal? A synth.

10 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

How would you know how a synth pours their cereal? Only a synth would know that....

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I never put the same thing in first and i really don't care.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw some kid pour his bowl into his milk. Dead now

10 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

I flip between both

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw a kid pour the bowl into the cereal box to then pour it back into the milk

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just tried it and my spoon blew up. And, oh great, now Ive probably got the bloodlust.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Wasn't this in scrubs?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snap, Crackle, and Pop were never the same afterwards

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this since it's so smart like think of it you will not waste any food or milk since you know you have some left

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont you heat up milk first, then put the cereal in? Well I do... :/

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

MADNESS!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do this too.Hate eating cereal with cold milk,yuk!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. Hate cold milk!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, so do most in our office. So it's like dozens of us bro

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Omg im scared now i do that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He probably grew up to be a cereal killer

10 years ago | Likes 687 Dislikes 8

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Show some respect, this advice could save lives, its super cereal

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

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10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dammit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you glorious piece of shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get outta here, Dad!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Probably drowned his victims in preexisting bodies of liquid, as opposed to drowning by pouring of liquid

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg so worth an upvote

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang... I have no gifs to explain this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KYS

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

https://imgur.com/G8IqFtO

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

My old clan from the original days of Xbox Live is TCK, which we decided stands for The Cereal Killers... still going strong as a group.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spanish Inquistion

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't expect that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think anyone did.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, so I enjoy having crunchy cereal. And normally I do pour the cereal first, but then the cereal gets soggy at the end.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I love crunchy cereal, thats why I have always had a glass of milk on the side. People say im weird, tastier like this imo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pour less milk in, the top layer will remain crunchy for a while. Super simple stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

And always eat from the bottom!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But how are you imguring from prison?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But does changing the order in which the ingredients are added make a difference? If you're preparing a whole bowl full i think not.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Found the synth

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't pour in all the cereal. You add a little cereal, eat it, then add more. So you never eat any soggy.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Up vote for awareness

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have got this really cool bowl, it has two levels. You put milk in the bottom, cereal on top shelf, and just kitty-push it into the milk

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

KITTY PUSH IS NOT A TERM

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Though here it aptly creates the visual of how the cereal is pushed off the shelf like a cat gently bats the glass/remote off the counter...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you GET me. You are a visionary

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, I'm definitely envisioning cereal and milk -and cats- right now! ...right "meow"?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't do this to my english... please.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stretching the boundaries of word play, meaning, and inference is so fun though! (Ok, ok, to *some* nerds like myself, I know)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's genius. We saw the invention of a word!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it is NOW! Ta-DAH!

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0