I got some dirty ideas for this new app in iOS12

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Let me check your prostate

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MRW is Monday again

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MRW I remember I liked to draw dicks everywhere when I was a kid

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MFW my vegan friend wants to try my chicken wings

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MRW my new roommate put the milk first and then the cereal

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MRW my 6 yo niece says girls don't fart

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MRW my boss asks me if I can work on Saturday morning

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MRW my buddy wants to call his ex just to know if she is doing ok

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MRW my Chinese roommate said "I need to wash my fish" before entering to bathroom

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MRW I want to enlarge a image, but the new app gave an upvote

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MRW I see a repost just to earn points

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When I access imgur this morning

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MRW my wife says yes to butt stuff but I feel a finger in my ass hole

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MRW I google a current pic of a hot chick from a 60s movie

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MRW my wife allows me to play with her boobs

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My cat reaction when I am eating corn

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MRW my Chinese roommate heats orange juice in the microwave

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I live in a 3rd floor and my 2nd floor neighbor is smoking weed

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