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https://www.theonion.com/kids-react-to-climate-change-1850641686
Jul 18, 2023 1:20 AM
lydecker17
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https://www.theonion.com/kids-react-to-climate-change-1850641686
TheGriffin
I haven't oofed that hard in a long time
Thisisknottheend
Man it's like we got a new season of Wonder Showzen.
killbillsexwife
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Food failure into mass migrations into nuclear wars. Sometime between 2040 and 2060. Extinction by 2110. GG
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
We fucked eventually but is it in 10 years?.. more?..less?.. Later today?..
Baltzdelirium
Sweet, now I have reached the age kiddos are commiserating over the state of the world and I can say they have an old soul.
TheGloveFTW
Bubbells
My retirement plan is getting murdered
Wardonk3y
RuijiRiku
TheFunionKnight
Sorry brb gotta go hug my kid and apologize
trippingthelightfantastic
FakeOrcPoints
drunkninjasmurf
TheVoidSinger
EpochEclipse
I'm still madly in love with Natasha Lyonne, even though I know I'll constantly have to fistfight a bunch of lesbians to keep her.
MidnaDS
SunAnvil
MrSnafleburger
Have the sinking suspicion Conservatives want the same thing as well.
derekjohn
Ouch !
Acquiredtaste
Given the societal shifts and outbursts of violence that will arise as a side effect of climate change, this is a rather safe bet.
SanshinDojo
kujibur
Still about a 50-50 chance...
staceyjorgenson31415
That’s so dark it got shot in the back 7 times :/
T3NM1DG3TS
Did anybody ever get convicted over that?
OlofBorrbrottsson
amipretty
Damn, I thought it was a Christian mingle ad.
Nalianna
Dude! she's 11. Way too old for Christians.to have an interest.
skyrocketeer
TsukariYoshi
This is like a Wonder Showzen level of fucked up. I could absolutely see them doing a joke like this were it from this era.
Carl99
The worst part, reports of kids saying things not too far off this allready exist. So this is very close to not being satire.
tygerpsimatrix
So it's just a typical Onion article, like always these days...
sillymike
They obviously need to get away from the screens and all the hysteria.
CosplayComet
PoliticalWanderer
There isn't an oof big enough in all of America for this.
Mistruths
hijacking the various broadcast sirens and replacing them with the roblox OOF and playing it nonstop for 24 hours on loop might be a decent start.
InnocentValley
Such a shame I don't live in America so that I could be mass shooted outta this life before the weather kills me.. Gotta live with all these gun control laws and social safety... Ugh.
Raxenlade
Bet you also have socialized health care, you dirty commie (please send help)
aclarko
How do people cope without hospital bills?! It's the only way I know that rich healthcare CEOs are able to survive
InnocentValley
I do. My chances of just dropping dead are devastatingly low.
Raxenlade
Over here in the land of the free, we have the right to go bankrupt to medical dept, something you'll never have the freedom to do. Dying because you can't afford treatment is the way God intended it to be!
InnocentValley
Yeeh.. welp, guess this is me preparing for the apocalypse then, seeing as it's my only option.
OriginalAndWitty
I'm too old for school shootings but young enough to fight in the upcoming water wars.
inkasep1
I've got it all figured out. I'm no fighter. I abscond with a source of water early on as a bartering point to purchase protection and survival. Gotta join up in the roving gangs early if I'm to do so at all!
ThyWolfshark
Can always bank on starting a water cult too.
throwaway12345432
At this rate the AI war and the Water war will be simultaneous. I'm not sure I'm cut out to fight both.
ToasterDent
Begun the water wars have already https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/opinion/article/3224982/iran-afghanistan-brink-water-war-who-else-might-be-drawn
zanli
In Africa too.
ToasterDent
I bless the rains down in Africa (when they still occur)
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
RandyRandalman
proracing53
staceyjorgenson31415
CitizenPrime
The joke here is very dark, but luckily the footage is from a shooting range just in case someone cannot spot it
meauho
What's the difference between an elementary school and a shooting range? Cops will enter a shooting range.
AlexSomething
There's also a lot less blood in a shooting range.
T3NM1DG3TS
In the latter a cop actually did something nice for me. Gave me a box of 9mm because he decided to call it an early day on target practice. Only time I’ve ever had a positive interaction with the occupying army
CitizenPrime
OhSheeeeeet
"Do you know what an AR15 is?" - "Sorry, no, I've never been in an american school."