Well that was... A bit of a kick in the gut.
Random internet find
This is.. I'm sorry I didn't catch his name but he licks hands and purrs like a squeaky door.
As a European, I enjoy being a background character of a hallmark movie
Christmas selfie transformation
Forget all other Christmas trees, this one wins.
Thinking back to simpler times when a double yolk egg got me excited.
We got a new big car to accommodate incoming twins (and existing dog). Then we got a pram for them. Now we need another car.
Go get your tests done!
Um...
I get the why, I just don't agree with it.
My fish and chips delivery has been 14 minutes til delivered for three minutes.
And everybody had a good laugh about it.
What the fuck are you?!
Mum mentioned I'd be a great grandma. I said I hope the fuck not.
New covers for a burnt book.
All the pretty little horsies
I can't explain it, but I can't see the road for some reason.
I swear if this keeps up imma prohibit my kids from having kids.
I fucking love thrift stores. This made me squeal cos it's almost cuter than kittens.
It'll be a suicide mission
I forgot my food in the kitchen, guess I'll starve.
Procrastination is so tempting right now.
I'm tired, I refuse to give this a witty title.
Wish I could share, but...
I like my drinks like I like my comment section: strangely good and full of surprises.
I can finally run away with someone dangerous!
About 4 years ago I made a dresser out of cardboard.
A while back I made a painting after 3 years of not painting anything
I don't know which one of the two jobs Imma take, but in one of those I could make all of these so that's a thought.
Was gonna post a selfie, but you'll get legs instead
Just a gif that NME magazine shared and that I'm now sharing with you.
That cheating bastard
Better make it quick I guess...
Don't know what to do with those tired old tires? Imgur will save you!
I had my 2nd cake day over a month ago but haven't got any notifications about it ever so here's this.
MRW I see my username and realise the potential.
I still drank it
That was a rollercoaster of feels.
Now listen here you little shit!
Say hello to this beer I love.
HOW IS THAT THING NOT TIPPING! AAAHHH!!!
Was arguing what was better, a masher or a slicer when I start laughing like a retard.
What's that sat on the side of the hill?
This year my present for Christmas was the painful knowledge that I'm not pregnant.
Ok I know Russia has lost it's shit, but seriously? This is getting hilarious.
Travel the World: What to Pack When Backpacking.
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MRW I find out today is this motherfuckers 67th birthday.
MRW I'm on the bus, haven't had breakfast and this man who absolutely fucking STINKS of cigarette smoke and something else sits nearer than the other side of the bus to me.
Three years ago I almost got the most perfect photo of my cat playing with a pancake.
There's an al in Austria.
MRW people don't like the "typo" in my username
A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "Why the long face?"
Woke up today to find that even my jumper is judging my lifes choices.
7 Outfits To Fool People Into Thinking You Have A Boyfriend
My internet is way too slow to load large gifs and images. Please have mercy.
What a terribly fortunate turn of events.
I expect to get murdered for this.
Starting with vaccines and ending with the moon landing.