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Mar 26, 2017 12:23 AM
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
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GoodbyeCassini
#1 KAKIMUSHIRE, ASHISOGI JIZO
zoool
Ha! That is TOO much rice. legit laughing
Hegamonia
MRW seeing some of these: "HOW?"
gottalovethatmovie
Why is person in pic #5 taking a picture?? There's a fire!!
SarahKercz
MAKE ALL THE RICE
KillerKommando
"Huh. My pasta is literally on fire. Better snap a picture, no one will believe this!"
UndulatingTerrain
#1 looks like Harlequin-type ichthyosis. I suggest you not to Google that. It's pretty grim. Also gross.
NuklearNick
RadioactiveCanuck
cuddlez
This makes me feel a lot better about occasionally overcooking something by a few minutes...
ChocolateChick
this ^^
nanyatenyaa
#6
MerryJoe
What's going on in the last one? I wanna try it
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Looks like rice that has been cooked too long, soaked up all the water and turned into a giant starchy, soggy clump
nevergonnagivenevergonnagivafuck
"Rice is done"
WateryTartan
I do that last one all the time with my popcorn
whosthatgirlitsvern
This shit here is why I'm skeptical about cooking.
yohoyohoitsapirateslifeforme
this is why you don't let stupid people in the kitchen
rinthejinx
My sister once caught a cake on fire.
hazelnuts4peace
Well this shows I will always have job security....personal chef here
Billy2sweet
I was caught a paper plate on fire while warming up chocolate chip cookies in the microwave.
MegaDrink
#5 ... Setting spaghetti on fire? I mean HOW?!
Mithi
Gas burner => open flame + flammable material => Burn those carbohydrates, baby
RoboticRichardSimmons
still gotta eat it, remember the starving children
luvsbaldkitty
I'll remember them as I toss that shit in the fucking trash!!! ,.... They can dig it out from there!
TheMorgue
Some of these made my head tilt like baby moon moons
ChefLes
I thought my apprentices were bad.... fucking hell.
DoctorWhoots420
That bread loaf has seen some shit.
Jumbra
The rice one has always been my favorite, because it's happened to me before, just not as clean.. and with burnt rice everywhere.
sheanar
How though?
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
The last one is rice? I thought it was a giant souffle. I thought it was a giant, impeccable, near-impossible souffle.
ladyzeiraphera
I never realized that was rice. I always though it was bread dough.
preaction
I've done #3 before. In fairness, I was falling-down sick and heating up soup. Put the plastic plate on the just-used burner. Oops.
DoomSkuller
LordNevyn
facepalm all you want but it happens to us all at some point in life, no matter how old you are.
olds97lss
What's the last one? Rice?
NiknudStunod
My guess is bread and it was probably done on purpose.
D307
#2 always raises questions for me.
D307
Oh man. I know how pressure cookers work, guys. Just didn't realize that's what we were dealing with.
Mk1986
Muslim Chili
AlexanderReave
It went kaboom
secretlibby
Dun dun dun da-da dun dun...
ButterBallsInHarambe
Pressure cooker exploded . Heat turned up too high on the burner.
polarablues64
Can also be making hash oil. It tends to explode.
Cgull47
How many pressure cooker replies do there have to be for people to not reply pressure cooker. 1 is plenty.
D307
Seriously. This is getting out of hand... Oh wait! Blown out of proportion!
krapmyself
The pressure is on for an answer that will blow the lid off this boiling hot question.
notcreativeenoughtomakeauniqueusername
You're on another plane of consciousness my guy, how much lzd have you taken?
Sheldonian
Yeah, the bug problem for me is #1 the valve but #2 and most important, where's all the mess of the food? If that thing was an accident 1/2
Sheldonian
There should be a mess of the food that was inside, but instead everything is clean and you just see the pressure cooker
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Maybe like what one of the other answers mentioned, it was filled to the brim with water. Maybe the guy was trying to make boiled water fast
Vermifuge
Probably canning. theres a good chance the jars survived the explosion.
CogYang
my thoughts exactly. i wish to know how to replicate this... for reasons
ButterBallsInHarambe
Add water to pot. Use tile caulk to seal the led. Wait to dry. Heat it up. Eat popcorn.
aRepost
Settle down, Dzhokhar.
AnotherArbs
Steam pressure cooker filled to the brim with water before it was sealed. Not enough room for the expanding steam when water boiled, kaboom.
DuffMaaaann
Steam pressure cookers normally have a pressure relief valve. Someone must have disabled that on purpose.
shimmernshine
They can get stuck if not cleaned properly. Always test the valve. I learned the hard way when I blew up a moka pot.
aShogunNamedMarcus
Boston Marathon Cookbook
BigTittyGothKitty
TotesMcGoates
TheBlackVan
Cgull47
ShartShrapnel
This is the exact face I made when I read the comment.
Cgull47
Me too, except I'm not black.
FamousGayRubik
What the fuck is torturrised supposed to mean
SkinnerTBD
tortured but if you didn't have spellcheck or don't care enough to change it now.
DryDrunkImperor
"Torturrised" - to become like a tortoise or something
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Maybe it's a portmanteau of tortured and terrorised
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
What the fuck is a portmanteau supposed to mean?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
A blend of two different words. E.g., entertainment + information = infotainment
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Or scared + aroused = scaroused. I actually learned that one here on imgur :)