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BadDragon1183
Rabbits fit into the "everyday", too.
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PedroBenecol
Horse and rabbit meat are a-o-k.
Korobase
TBH I would probably eat horse right now even without an economic crisis.
goflyblind
that grey cat is massive.
Flexiblewarmth
So reduce oven temperature a bit and cook for a bit longer?
FixedsysLabs
My answer is. “Was it raised to be food?” If so then yes, if not then no.
Occationalrickroll
I eat horse and rabbit regularely. The day I find Fluffy steak in the store, I'll eat that damned dog too.
squirrelrubbinghisnips
Yea i'd love to know what it tastes like, damn stores and government holding me back
MrTravis
Like a Bony Mutton. The delicacy part is about the texture and bones not the flavour.
Apeofdeath
I draw the line at taste
Steffn
Can you describe what dogs taste like?
MrTravis
Hey! Not OP but its like Mutton with lots of bones. Personally I avoid it but have eaten once half on accident, and once dog sausage.
TheMeatClownCometh
We eat rabbits in germany. Put some bacon through the skin above the spine. Yummy!
HandsomeJack19
I don't eat them, because it's not a regional thing where I live, but rabbits 100% belong in the regular day section.
KhajiitIsPleased
I've never had horse but I practically grew up on rabbit. They make good pets as well as some damn fine stew
MrTravis
Horse is like Kangaroo. Both make great burgers.
Vivec88
Ehm I eat bunnies and horses, thats very good meat. And there is no economical crisis here...
ApsychicRat
i would eat dog on a normal day, just not dogs that are someones pet
MrTravis
Thats the problem. DogNapping is big in Asia because they can get a quick turn around, its expensive but not worth raising it in a farm.
buttbuttpartywagon
The rabbit should be on the other side of the horse, horse has more uses
chrishallett83
In modern society? Not really. Unless you're Amish, they're pets. My family has nearly half a dozen of them! (I'm not a big fan, myself)
InhumanDookieCannon
Got to try donkey and dog when i went to China. Turns out, they're tasty too, just like cow, deer, elk, and many other red meat animals.
Sfinski
Nothing wrong with rabbits and horses...
OrionKaelin
Horse sashimi is good. And rabbit? MMMM!!!!
MrTechEasy
Most people in the UK have probably eaten horse, it came out in the newspapers a few years back most processed foods had a bit of horse in.
supremevictory
and chocolates have pieces of cockroach
onecowboytoo
chrishallett83
My "regular day" line is where the "economic crisis" line is on the picture.
659992812
So according to vegans a golden retriever is closer to being food than a basset hound?
Memeeater
Ah yea all the vegans colluded together to make this ad.
dwilson0725
Uhmmmm, obviously? Psssh.
wdasm42
you mean according to the one who made this ad? Oh sorry I forget generalizing is good and well only when it isn't about me
CISMaleScumLord
Apparently I live in a permanent economic crisis.
MrTravis
A delicious crisis you mean.
SomethingOffensive
The Apocalypse must be happening in Venezuela, then.
MomentRuiner
Also Korea too
GuW69
Pretty much, people is starving and their dictator burns the trucks carrying food aid at the border
TedTheMan
That is just normal socialism running its course.
wizardbutts
Laughs in norweigan
TedTheMan
Hey Google. "is norway socialist"
supremevictory
yes, they are
supremevictory
not Lenin or Stalin socialism, but still socialism
DogBrick
I really don't think I'd ever eat a dog, in any situation.
Erbicom2
People eat eachother if necessary.
PostmodernSemanticQuagmire
There's a lot of evidence to suggest they don't.
EightyMeterLongDong
I would turn you into a casserole before eating a dog still.
Typohime
I'd eat another person before I ate my dog, but he's cremated, so, I mean no nutritional value. When he was alive he could hunt.
bigdog838
economic crisis and you eat horse meat? I don't think so. that shit is expensive
JHawke
Doesn't have to be a complete eat or don't eat status quo. Regardless of apocalypse or not, there is no reason to not eat horse when it >
JHawke
> has to be put down for whatever reason (besides some diseases of course)
bigdog838
what I meant was that during an economic apocalypse, you don't eat expensive meat.
JHawke
You do if the horse becomes useless.
MrTravis
I think thats why they are in an economic crisis. Should put lobster there too.
BrazilianThunderPanda
There isnt any situation I would eat my horse. Hes a pet now, but in an apocalypse he becomes transportation, farm equipment & a way to work
chewbakken
FlyingDestinyTitan
You´ve never heard of the weird place that is commonly referred to as "italy", huh ?
BrazilianThunderPanda
How do you think Italy was built? You think all those rocks were pulled on the backs of romans and slaves?
Sinus23
I get what you mean but think about this. To me all of you people is disposable if the money is right. And I ain't no sociopath.
supremevictory
fair enough
SinStar87
What if you are trapped in the Stalingrad pocket?
Laynal
you wouldn't eat it because it's a pet and not fit to be saughtered. there's a difference between the two.
eggmuffin
And when he breaks his hip? You'll eat him if you have to. Of course you will. There is a line, but it shifts according to circumstances.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Actually no, as pet he’s on supplements, wormers, and medications that make him unfit/unsafe for eating. He’d need to be off the for months.
eggmuffin
In a scenario where you're forced to eat your horse, I don't imagine that it would be in much better condition than you.
LithiumGrease
whats the GoT phrase: "Oh you sweet summer child....
BrazilianThunderPanda
Eating a horse in an apocalypse is short term thinking. Can you? Yes. Is it the smart thing to do long term? No.
VodkaReindeer
Where do you work that'll keep going in an apocalypse?
EightyMeterLongDong
Iowa probably, even zombies would be too bored there.
Supernerdje
Apocalypse you want self-sufficiency most of all so probably a farm.
659992812
No where without a horse to get there on
BrazilianThunderPanda
I can create my own work with him, using him to transport people & goods, or pull farm implements when there’s no gas.
awbier
You e thought about this before haven’t you
awbier
You’ve *
makeSX
But is it the type that can do heavy work, ir is it the happy 'hipidy-hopidi-hop-jolly-hoo' type, that can only run around?
MissAizea
All horses can do draft work, look up the Morgan horse.
makeSX
Yes for a short while... then the race breeds will die out
BrazilianThunderPanda
Belgian Draft, very heavy work.
makeSX
I can concur this can do...
istillhavehotmail
That is one jacked horsey.
ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
Canada eat horse right now
BrazilianThunderPanda
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should/can/will.
BoldBones
nicest sausage i ever ate was made from rabbit
FuseyTV
People don't eat horse meat or rabbits? In what country is this
vonackus
Rabbits are non kosher
vonackus
Horse are not kosher too
kohrah
Most english speaking countries seem not to eat horse.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Completely skewed by having the first 7 animals represent only 2 species.
SecondSince
Also i put horses and rabbits on the same scale as cows and chickens. So for me it's just a line down the middle and i'm done.
FlamingDeathGoat
More like skewered, kabob style lol.
ProfessorDumbass
Peta kills those 7 animals for fun...not even for food
DickPicEnthusiast
Not sure if it's the lack of pixels (probably eaten), but I don't see a goat or sheep.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Good point!
Thethingfromtheshadows
Which funnily implies that they prefer eating some more than others.
Jattetont
If I was gonna eat one of those dogs, I'd probably go for that fat-looking bulldog first.
ElectricBoopaloo
I'm not exactly an expert, but their meat might be tough. The Bassett hound could be a better choice
MrTravis
If this is a cross cultural menu then its dominated by South-East Asian food.
eightythousandandeightyfive
It also mixes up cats and dogs. I would eat dog, but I would never eat a cat.
blmtn1
Lion? Yummy
eightythousandandeightyfive
Pure meat eaters supposedly don't taste very good. Dogs on the other hand are more omnivores than cats, especially the ones bred for meat.
LurkingTrout
Gotta fill that billboard space somehow
TisIChenoir
One of which is the spawn of satan and needs to die anyway!
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Yes, I hate dogs as pets too, but they have their uses as working animals.
insufficientimagination
hamsters, gerbils & other rodents, goldfish, bettas etc, the odd tarantula, household snakes, and anyone's idea of pet.
TheMadOnion
Spank me pretty good actually.
TheMadOnion
Snake meat is pretty good actually* Jesus fucking Christ, speech to text fuck that up bad.
Int3nt
No, no...its better that way xD
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Hahahahaha!!!!
insufficientimagination
hahahahaha!!!!
captmcneil
I hate the "wouldn't eat your pet" pet argument, We bred dogs or cats or milk cows for a purpose. And you can perfectly eat rabbits.
captmcneil
And you can eat Zebra. Which is a kind of horse. There are reasons why we don't eat our domesticated horses.
Anarchduke
in the united states anyway, plenty of places eat horse, its leaner and healthier than beef
JewishMonk
What's the reason? Why don't we eat domestic horses?
captmcneil
Well you could. I'd just assume since they usually are trained and muscular it's not very tender. And they are just useful otherwise.
JewishMonk
Oh I see. The way you said it, it sounded like our horses were bred to have poisonous meat or something.
PedroBenecol
but would be nicely skewered altogether, resulting in a very large BBQ party.
Matt420itsmybirthdayimnotapothead
I thought this said BBW party at first
TheYoungJaywalker
Potato po-tah-to.
PedroBenecol
Eventually yes
LaddingtonBear1
This always bothered me because Rabbit is absolutely delicious and Horse is also widely eaten and is pretty tasty.
DAREALWARBOSS
Horse has weird yellow fat, though.
Toldavf
not very nutritious though :P also poor bun bun :(
TheAustrianGamerDude
I Love me some rabbit or horse fkin delicious
CiLisci
The horse meatballs are a typical street food in Catania, Sicily.
fourfingersdeep
The Queen ate horse right up to 1952 on the qt of course
valekderr
I eat horse almost every week. Salami, baby. Delish!
curolina
Salami is typically made from beef or pork. Don't want to alarm any horse girls.
ddkong86
Yup on the Oregon trail.
Lambdafish1
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal
Ins0mniacdrag0n
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal
loolapaloola
When I was like 12-14, dont remember. Me and my little brother had rabbits at our grandmothers house and it was also a little farm. 1/2
loolapaloola
After quite a time my grandmother made a really delicious food out of them. Circle of life. Was tottaly okay for my brother and me. 2/3
loolapaloola
Horse is by the way pretty common where i come from too.Nowadays gettin less but nevertheless gets eaten.Mostly in sausage. Bavaria, germany
WeylandYutaniCorp
I had horse when I was visiting Tokyo. Not too bad.
PostmodernSemanticQuagmire
Horse sashimi is really nice if you get the extra fatty one.
CapnMurica88
Totally agree. Dog ain’t half bad too ;)
Leolol1
That's a hard thing to hear tbh, my dogs are part of my family. And that smiley makes me think you're being an ass.
TheModsSuckPoop
It’s called humor
jimbodoomface
I've heard it's not suitable for a western palate. How was it served/cooked? The concept is not appealing.
asianmilkspray
I feel it's discriminative to kangaroos and crocodile. Where do they sit on the scale?
RPCharImages
Well, I hear crocodile tastes like chicken and Kangaroo I've had and would put beside a cow myself
dc808
Both are tasty
RPCharImages
Rabbits are okay, but not a great source of food due to being so lean, and horse I've heard tastes of rancid beef
SanchoLibre
In Switzerland we eat horse meat on a regular basis. Horse steaks served on a hot stone are very popular in Swiss grill restaurants.
MacDaddySmitt
Mortadella baby!
1DogAnd1Gay
I have two rabbits and would still be down to try it. Just not my babies
BraveSirRobin74
the driest of meats, but tastes good. ate it a lot as a kid, would not recommend.
TheMadOnion
There's no such thing as a dry meat only over cooked meat.
AinoTiani
It's delicious you just need to prepare it correctly
Menathradon87
Maybe list as optional. rabbits we're good enough for Sam Gamgee, good enough for me.
hydrocarbon82
USA pays about $75m/yr to round up wild horses to aid cattle ranchers, then ship them to Mexico for more than just glue.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
Not to mention some nations eat cats and dogs, but wouldn't touch animals western world regularly eats (like pigs/cows for religious reason)
Lamplord
As long as they are killed *humanely*, and raised as livestock, its fine imo. That being said, I wouldnt eat it just because its weird to me
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Chickens are common pets.
supremevictory
yes... when I was a child, I become pretty depressive when Juliet has died... Then I eat her, but I was still sad...
SecondSince
At least you eliminated the possibility that you were sad because you were hungry...
supremevictory
It's just a joke... anyway...
PostmodernSemanticQuagmire
Outside religion, places that don't eat cow avoid it because of how inefficient it is to raise relative to how much meat it provides.
supremevictory
cows are good providers of food and milk, what u talking about?
TotallySaneScientist
Cows are not a great source of meat for the amount of grazing land they need, and milk isn't the best source of calcium anyway, +lactose
LarkinM87
Milk isn't as big a consideration for the majority of the world. They don't have the mutation that lets adults drink it
supremevictory
I can drink it directly for the cow, which a regret a little after, but still... just boil it and it's does the job
PostmodernSemanticQuagmire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feed_conversion_ratio They are insanely inefficient. Also South East Asia doesn't have the sheer land for it.
DingDangPong
Shame, feels good being able to eat cow everyday.
supremevictory
Just in your country, cause here in Brazil we have a lot, but a very large plots for cows, pigs, etc. And cows is one of the most valuable.
Occationalrickroll
Crickets are supposedly very efficient space/meat ratio.
kingsudsy
And have insane amounts of protein. Insects in general are an amazing food source.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
But INSECTS!
supremevictory
I prefer starving...
IamNotAshamed
Eating carnivores is much, much worse though
wdasm42
it makes much more sense to not eat pigs and eat cats/dogs, the former are much mroe intelligent than the latter
IamNotAshamed
Efficiency.
supremevictory
pigs taste better
kohrah
How do you know?
Lambdafish1
Not in the UK it's not.....
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Food taboos are a peculiar thing.
rs510
I think the UK issue was we didn't know it wasn't beef etc, not that it was horse.
bobon123
I know the historical reasons related to Napoleon, but you are missing out. Horse is delicious. Particularly raw.
Anister
Mmmhhh, thinly sliced horse filet. Bit salty, but good on a sandwich
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
UK doesn't represent whole world by far. Lot of people eat cats and dogs, but wouldn't touch animals western world considers food.
Lambdafish1
I was referring to the horse meat scandal
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
Right, I didn't know that.
Occationalrickroll
If they had labled it with horse meat, there's be no scandal. If I lable something with vegan and put chicken in it, it'll still be scandal
Lambdafish1
But if you label something with beef and it is pork, would there be as much a scandal? Allergies are one thing but this is something else
Aetherblade
If it is similair to the horse meat scandal we had in NL, it's not that it was horse perse but that it was false advertised as beef or w/e
MNThaler
*per se. Writing it together confuses every Finn as for us "perse" means ass. Not the animal, mind you.
jurassicmark
I was in Italy this summer and tried to order horse meat and the owner would tell me that I wouldn't like it and brought me beef instead.
Volgax364
I personal won’t do horse but I’ll eat the shit outta rabbit.
jimbodoomface
Just like nesquick, right?
Necromartian
I don't know what's wrong with horse. Many salamis include horse. It's lean meat.
Volgax364
I consider a horse like a big dog.
Bluntpolar
"Economic crisis" -> horse steak was hella expensive when I lived in Switzerland (relatively tasty). Virtually every culture eats rabbits.
INeverCheckTheUserNames
In Finland it is pretty cheap.
killer10347
Economic crisis does not mean "go to walmart and buy horse meat." Economic crisis means slaughter your own horse(s) for meat.
Bluntpolar
->Implying anyone who owns a horse and can afford its insurmountable costs would ever be forced to do that. Not even in third world.
killer10347
For a modern day example, see Venezuela.
Bluntpolar
I guess you're right. Affordability (and also, what "crisis" means) still is different from country to country.
killer10347
I don't think the Amish are particularly rich, for example.
Bluntpolar
Heh. You got me there. Never factored in their rejection of technology. Otherwise, poor country = old car + towed carriage.
AurikNecal
It'd be more steal those peoples horses and eat them.