Thanks, Amazon!
Even the bathroom guy has the aloha spirit.
Got myself and the doggos a lil treat.
I don't want to live on this Earth anymore
Celebrating Statehood with some chili!
We broke the F'real machine.
Trying to help imgurs pizza guy but no response in like a week...in Hawaii so behind some coasts....I'd like to buy pizza for 5 imgurians this weekend. 5 will be chosen. Eff the front page accepting randos teachers whomever etc. 5 pizzas 2 pies each
So I decided to get a grill.
I love these a bunch!
Amazon got me again.
What dipping sauce?
Sometimes I text this to my nieces and nephews
Before and after.
Jinx recharging.
This is me after....
Foldable Bluetooth keyboard.
This is the real reason people shop at Costco.
It's Pau Hana time!
More like murder toolset.
Getting around a stripped screw.
This is how me and the cat watch Netflix
Oh sure, buy when I beat up a hooker it doesn't make front page on ESPN.
Looks more like a gold Groot.
Me trying to watch netflix (sorry for the ? quality)
This is what people from Hawaii ask for when you travel to the mainland.
1 second to unplug, 5 minutes to get the sonofabitch back in
Guess I'll shower later.
Kona is hiding because she's mad
No work til Monday!
My niece is a heathen.
Signing in at the gym...
This was the only broom in my jobs supply closet.
Spotted our cat, Luna on the roof.
January 23 1944 - July 19 2019
Just a little Hawaiian watermelon for a hot saturday
Windows XP...how comforting.
Happy Kamehameha Day!
Off on a holiday for the first time in 6 years. Get to Costco, its fucking closed.
Go home, Target. You're drunk.
All snacked out
My boss is anal.
Tribute to Falcor.
Poor fish
Before and after
Not any more, Seafood City.
They stole my idea!
Uhh.
Apparently my job has a urinal just in case Tyrion Lannister pops by
59 Valedictorians...
Filipino spaghetti
AP security at Best Buy
Move over poop knife.
Are you fucking serious?
Graduation, Hawaiian style.
Jacuzzi in the rain is about as close to jacuzzi in the snow as we can get in Hawaii.
You guys were right. It is a thing!
Twins.
Reading means leave me alone.