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Jan 12, 2018 1:27 AM
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DegenerateCrotchFruit
First glance I thought those were pizza bites
jyngles
I really wanted it to say "improvise, adapt, overcome."
ManateemSix
I assume you cut the celery for your Captain's log with your poop knife
Mojayokok
Raisins on it seems like it would taste gross.
PressureWashington
you do what needs to be done, when in a Crunch
TheMarshal
Savagecrafty
HolyLemons
I've...never heard of ants on a log...
Ironclyde
Do you have to cut it with a poop knife? #I'llseemyselfout
MeowMixWowmix
Captains log? Gotta cut that up with a poop knife.
DrexelLevante
beat me to it +1
MysDevil
That girls going places...you could say boldly going
wabash9000
But what is the star date?
pogidaga
Captain's log, Star Date: Delicious
ROBOTvsMAN
What did Spock find in the toilet?
PSUTerra
*Sighs* I can't leave you hanging. What did Spock find in the toilet?
LuxVertas
THE CAPTAIN'S LOG!
PSUTerra
No way?! What?!?! It's because log can mean his journal, or a poop, yeah? That's funny!
pizzapartyhard
My wife was blown away when i told her as a kid i would make s’mores with jam instead of chocolate. Specifically apricot preserves.
LvAllen
Carrot slices + toothpicks make wheels for a racecar.
randomsubrepost
*Banana slices
LvAllen
Nah, banana slices are too soft. What's the point of putting wheels on the thing if you can't actually roll it around?
care4canines
Make it so!
UnravelCat
what the fuck is ants on a log?
StarwithoutaSky
Afternoon snack for kids in the US. A celery stick spread with peanut butter and a couple raisins on top.
DrSharkbite
PrincessSailorMoon
https://i.imgflip.com/ikntn.jpg
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Make it so!
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SuperGeniusPS
LargeVarge
What will you find in the captains head?? The captains log.
DianNaoChong
I'm in the first season on netflix and picard doesn't give a shit what any child thinks to a fault.
Archer1551
theslybanananana
TimmyDans
unicornsdonotexist
Kyorbi
W... why? Why do we need the poop knife *here* !?
rbudrick
Jesus, this already fucking exists?! Wtf! Hahahaha!
JediDavid
PrincessSailorMoon
https://i.imgflip.com/ikntn.jpg
ilikepeanutbutterpie
I love your username
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I knew I recognized your username. Hope things are looking up for you. I'm the guy that told you the dumb 'snail walks into a bar' joke.
destess
Elaboration required, per request of imgur
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
OK. Snail walks into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here!" & kicks him out. I mean literally picks him up & punt >>
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
>> kicks him out the front door, sending him sailing through the air as far as the eye can see. One year later, to the day, the snail >>
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
>> comes back in the bar & says "So what the fuck was that all about?"
ilikepeanutbutterpie
Still a great joke thanks for saying hi
HairyPicklePuller
Proof that 4 year olds and stoners like the same foods.
reginaphillange
4 year olds are stoners without weed
samsonguy920
Stoners are 4 year olds with weed. Read that however you want to. I don't give a crap.
MukieK
If you could write this up into 10 pages of lawyer talk, you could get weed legalized world wide.
samsonguy920
You think I could include not giving a crap in the paper and still have it be made law?
MukieK
Seriously though, there are medical uses that don't envovle smoking weed that would make it nice to let them get more research money.
MukieK
I really don't think the people who oppose do give a crap, they do what they do to get points and money for re-election.
Fattbeard
Captain Crunch is also a fantastic addon for a peanut butter sandwich.
WhitePoetWarlord
You can even add some pixy stix
ballpeenX
I like peanut butter and grapes.
MikeTheRipper12
That... Makes more sense. I thought they were Tostinos Pizza Rolls.
Nikoli23
That would be kinky.
rbudrick
You bastard. Just when I thought I could have no more new things, there is another new thing.
ArtArchive
I mean, they literally made a variation on the cereal to take advantage of that.
saucelord
is it really?
TheRicM
According to some historical records
hotellimapapa
So are razor blades and have the same effect on the roof of your mouth
Elven91
palate*
AwkwardGirl4691
i’ve had captain crunch lots of time and it never hurt the roof of my mouth
PMMeYOURBoobsPlz
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE CAPTAIN?!?
Kyorbi
*commander crunch