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Jun 14, 2017 6:56 PM
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FruitsmakemeToots
Palpating transferred her life force to Anakin using the magic of darth plagueus the wise
MrTangible
"She's lost the will to live...". "What are you? A poet or a doctor?!"
0xFADE
There is no cure for a broken heart.
REXo3446
For people that don't know, sheev palpy sucked her life to give it to anikin, so he could live, also he made anikin think it was his fault.
GingerSmuggler
Sidious was siphoning her lifeforce into Anakin to save him instead. That's the power to save life he was telling Anakin about.
copingcabana
He has a lot of midichlorians, they're the powerhouse of the cell.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Canadian health care vs American health care.
kuitarin
The allure of the dark side was being powerful enough to prevent losing people. Everyone else knows sometimes you just gotta let go.
Sutashi
I see this a lot and just want to remind everyone that broken heart syndrome is real and can be deadly. Mix that with postpartum (1)
Sutashi
depression and the utter exhaustion from giving birth to twins. I could easily see someone as strong as Padme dying. (2)
Vicissitude
Hey, to be fair, she lost the will to live. That's a major medical concern right there.
WestOfEngland
Typical, some asshat always has to post spoilers.
mugatugrows
Palpatine killed her with the force bruh.
AmyBernadettePenny
He was incandescent with rage.
ZanarkandAbes
The power of hatred binds together the sith. Darth Sion is a great example.
akmarksman
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
ZanarkandAbes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DeepwaterJew
I read a fan theory that Palpatine used her life force to save Anakin. Its why she dies AND how Palpatine knows she's dead when Vader asks.
stevelite
She lost the will to live.
Mcswigginsbar
To be fair, Palpatine was the pupil of a Sith Lord that had discovered immortality, and I'm pretty sure he had a hand in Padme's death.
TreatoDogra
The Emperor killed her, wasn't anyone paying attention?
TreatoDogra
He's Annakins father too, subtext people.
neil137
*flying cars* robot: "there's nothing we can do"
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
I thought he was killing her inadvertently using the force.
PaulOgburn
thats the impression the movie gives you
Robbann
i've heard theories that Palpatine did some Force shenanigans. don't know if it's true. does the Force work long distance?
Splosions
Extended universe Palpatine could conjure force storms anywhere in the galaxy strong enough to take out battle cruisers
GodelEscherBach
Wow, that's...really stupid.
hawkesnightmare
Oh yeah it does. In almost every scene where Vader and Luke feel each other on spaceships, they're like 1k miles away from each other.
pallentx
Which Lord of the Rings movie is this from?
ReptarCrunch
The Return of the Fellowship of Two Smaugs: An Unexpected Ring.
MagicalMemeMan
number 66
kah929
This is from star trek idiot
fluffygorilla
Oh, it's from "The Next Generation"
dReWdAt
Asking the pointless questions.
MisterOp
sauron pt 4
mechengineer1991
The Order of the Phoenix
DoctoreVelo
The 7th one.
LaTransDragon
OOOH, the one where Batman flies the Enterprise to Cybertron, right?
danielsan1977
No, no. That's the interquel between 6 and 7. The 7th one is where Marty McFly returns the Sports Almanac to the Dread Pirate Roberts.
LaTransDragon
Ah, I got a bit mixed up there
Chickenbuttholeremover
Read the "Vader"comic series. It's insinuated that the Emperor, through the force, killed her.
z3lfmoord
Sauce? Also, didn't the comic come well after the movie? They could insinuate anything they wanted.
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z3lfmoord
Awesome. Thanks.
Tehsyr
Not just killed her, used Padme's life to sustain Anakin, which in turn killed her.
Chickenbuttholeremover
Palpatine was savage AF
aceofspadesthemeymemey
Was it just me? Or did anyone else pick up the vibe that she died of a broken heart...
ReaperNo1
Not sure there was anything to "pick up" on. They pretty much slapped us in the face with "It's as if she's lost the will to live."
aceofspadesthemeymemey
Because her heart was broken lol. Her husband literally killed dozens of children and he damn near choked her to death.
ReaperNo1
thatwasthepoint.gif
cranialpleasure
Padme, a strong independent character who took charge and forged her own destiny. Also a brand new mother with all the protective instincts>
Wadup
Didnt Vader kill her force kill her in his anger?
EnhanceEnhanceEnhance
I hated how she was portrayed in the 3rd movie. 1st two she has so much confidence and then they reduce her to a mewling weakling.
MaladaptedMedic
I like the theory that Darth Vader sucked the life force out of her to keep himself alive on Mustafar.
hadleyr
I prefer that where Palpatine is the one responsible. He's certainly powerful and uncaring enough.
cranialpleasure
>that come with that. But because her boy toy (who she already knew was capable of evil when he confessed to Tusken Raider genocide) said>
cranialpleasure
>"Yup I'm evil now." she got just, SUPER SAD YOU GUYS and despite being in a medical bay with a species according to the lore INCREDIBLE >
MCookieMaker
it might be a stupid theory, but didn't the empror say that he bassicly killed her with his hate. considering how strong vader is 1/2
MCookieMaker
and obviously drunk with power he could have easly killed a pregnant girl with the force. But yea the sequals fucking suck balls
cranialpleasure
>medical skills...she dies of "broken heart" FUUUUUCK you George "I turned the mystical energy field of the Force into space diabetes" Lucas
meowcolmx
Not that it would matter in this case but broken heart syndrome is real... The heart balloons out causing basically heart failure.
chilachinchila
Jediabitus
Thephedora
Don't forget that Leia gets a life of a princess, and luke gets space Nevada.
Polygrammar
The best theory I heard for the reason Padme died was because Palpatine drained her life force to keep Vader alive. There's a lot to the-
Polygrammar
-theory actually, it mostly goes to the story of Plagueis where he outright says that's possible. Almost makes the prequels make sense.
BlasphemousPigeon
Spot on.
ladylambi
I preferred the original concept. Apparently she was supposed to live and almost kill Anakin then found the Rebel Alliance. But no...
EmvWjo
Ur comments were a fun ride!! Take my +1....
Sacurason
Pretty sure the second that Anakin choked her, she began dying. I've always assumed that the act left a sort of "Dark side malaise" on her.
Playdohman
I love Firefly!
BlasphemousPigeon
Ha! You dumb bastard, this isn't Firefly, it's Star Trek.
inbirdcultureitsconsiderdadickmove
akmarksman
You're wrong there friend,that's clearly Battlestar Galactica..
pablonoel
Did someone say Supernatural?
Williciousness
Battlestar Galactica? Fuck off! This is clearly Doctor Who!
FryAtPlanetExpress
No no no this is clearly Futurama
BlasphemousPigeon
Judge Judy says otherwise
Retardis310
While I like this, I also need to point out force vs muggle. Force can keep someone alive in the worst conditions....this might qualify.
Beiki
The Dark Side is particularly good at unnaturally extending a person's life.
Juggernaughtty
I've always liked the theory that Palpatine used the same ability he mentioned to drain her life force and save Anakin. Then blames him lol.
CHUBMARINES
I've accepted that as canon since I first heard it. Would explain a lot
xaero13
Also, the robo-docs said 'everythings fine, we dont know why shes dying'. She chose to die, she gave up. It happens. Ex: Old widowed couples
Philanthropyman
Are we just calling anyone with no power a muggle? I call them taxpayers...
DVSBSTrD
Or maybe George Lucas is a terrible writer and the whole prequel nonsense should be declared non-canon.
humaneffigy
I really think the series succeeds in spite of him then he just takes credit for ideas he didn't have. That yeti...
muscletank
especially if he is fighting to stay alive to see her
Retardis310
Also, part of me believes that if I was her, I'd give up on living too if I knew I had to be around him longer.
DrWigglesworth
Haha, burn... I'll see myself out
Dramacian
She is no muggle, she has electrolyt... midi-chlorians.
kepler20c
All living things, except the Vong.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
Medical chlorines.
pirateluke
Its what jedi's crave
LittleKnownOne
Better than water out tha toilet.
scatmanCrothers
Try the new flavors: Tatooine Tangerine, Naboo Blast, Endor Extreme, Hoth Berry Freeze, and Dagobah Punch.
SammichBro
Or alderaan orange
Kommander91
Alderaan Explosion
EzraFell
Muggle....
Retardis310
I don't like the word normal, and as a nerd, I find that muggle is a perfect description of it...lol
EzraFell
Okie doke Mr Malfoy.
Retardis310
https://media.giphy.com/media/EcTO4U4fkGzmg/giphy.gif
EzraFell
muscletank
...wait...wait...ate you being serious about the word normal?
muscletank
are*
Retardis310
1) Yea...I go out of my way to never use the word normal. Odd, I know, but I raised an autistic stepson and take care of....