I am for scale!

Mar 31, 2015 10:03 PM

swagmasterlevelginger

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I made it! Super excited to visit the imgur office

sarah's desk

I was a little nervous for my safety after seeing that @sarah consumes scales for nutrition, but her appetite had been sated, so I was safe. RIP to my fellow scale

me and @sarah

She's just as awesome in person!

loading icon? sera pls

sorry for potato quality, my phone doesn't like to cooperate with videos.

Thanks to @quickshits84 for the idea!

This creeps me out. It seems like stalking.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

some people go too hard.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So I guess this is the equivalent of a modern day pilgrimage

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*quick say something interesting this is going to the front page * uh uh I once ate a gallon of ice cream in one sitting

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

looks like she need a banana bunker

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but this made me cringe...hard.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

Same here. So weak.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

WHY WOULD YOU SHIT ON HER DESK LIKE THAT??

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@Sera must get so sick of people's shit sometimes

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I love this site...a lot, but hot damn this is weird. +1 for courage

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

I thought we agreed that the new loading icon should be dickcopter

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I ever un-couch myself I'll head down as Javert and just creep in the windows. You've been warned Imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 9

Or dick butt and hide in obscure places

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

seriously please do this

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Haha un-couch I'm going to start using that.

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

I heard their office was on a higher floor. :/

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It is on the second floor. but they have lots of windows looking into the conference rooms from the main office. It could work

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Protip: bring a ladder... @Sarah's face when

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It's a testament to this website that just visiting the main office dressed as a banana is not just acceptable but enthusiastically welcomed

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FUN FACT: The imgur building is the original location of the Ghirardelli Chocolate Factory!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OP delivered! And OP has rocking thighs!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

thank you :)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can just walk in?!?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm so proud of you, OP

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I never noticed how boner inducing seras legs are

11 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 16

Now I to am noticing

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

This is why we can't have nice things.

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 3

Yes. Sarah is very aesthetically pleasing

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don't understand people who consider imgur a community. Like visiting the Photobucket offices.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

i LOL'd

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's a silicon valley thing. The offices out there are definitely worth a tour if you get the chance.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

test

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

test

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1958 Dislikes 17

That's..... Actually pretty good

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OUR NAMES ARE SIMILAR. HELLO COUSIN!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This is now my favorite upvote meme!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we can visit the IMGUR office? I live in the bay, how did i not know this was a thing.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

woah I've never seen that one. :O

11 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 0

that's a good one

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

(aloneintheworldwithalittle)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't know who you are, but I wish we were friends.

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

we can be friends.

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Man if only friend making was this easy in my real life

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I also be your friend?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. We can all be friends.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YAYYY!!!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every ginganinja needs a red bearded pirate friend

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would have to agree with you. Let's be friends

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope I'm not too late to the friendship party!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sf girls unite! I live like 5 blocks from there

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wooo, SF Imgurian ladies!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

there are dozens of us! DOZENS!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We should all go get giraffe mani-pedis together, or something.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. You too.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yay!! Can we have a secret handshake and exchange friendship bracelets?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

secret handshake, yes. friendship bracelets, i was going to say no, but that actually sounds nice. so what the hell, why not.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sarah still has that mailed in potato on her desk? how is that thing holding up?

11 years ago | Likes 1052 Dislikes 7

Plot twist: baked potato

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought that was a freakin rock.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

someone mailed her a potato? i have been gone for too long :(

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yep, someone mailed her a potato and welcome back

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i was kind of hoping for a link but i appreciate the reply. and thanks. i missed it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sorry didn't keep it, no box or package, just wrote the address on the tater, stamped it, mailed it and she got it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can never leave again

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yessir

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She peels bananas backwards too! We are civilized people Sarah! Damnit!

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

That way you dont have to deal with Bananus

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one said why. You peel it that way so it doesnt bruise the top, if you pinch the end it splits easily. Pulls the stringys off more too.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

damn you internet life hacks!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With the desk duhhh

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It looked pretty good. not rotting yet at least.

11 years ago | Likes 569 Dislikes 0

Potatoes are the most fuckin hardcore root vegetable. They don't rot, they just don't. You can leave them in the sack and they'll still grow

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"allow mine potato brethren to get up in thine junk" potato, probably

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be from McDonald's batch

11 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 1

Did she say she would grow potatoes if it began to sprout those weird pokey things?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She should put it in water and let it grow.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That's what I said when she first got it...doesn't look like she's done it yet though :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let it grow? Will it become one with the wind and sky?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Can't hold it back anymore" No? This isn't what you were going for? Oh well..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I forgot I had a bag of tades in a cupboard I never use. They had large sprouts sticking out. Looked weird.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

10/10 would compliment @sarah

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 5

..buy what would you say?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've heard of people peeling the banana from the bottom and now there is photographic evidence

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

You mean peeling the Scale-fruit from the top, because that's what she did. The thing at the bottom is a handle.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah 'cause fuck I tried too hard to rip the top and now the tip is going to be mushy :(

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Monkey's do it so you know it's the right way to do it.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How is it that 12,000 years after the invention of farming there are still so many barbarians?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you peel it from the bottom the gross stringy bits stay on the peel, not on the banana. It's the only way.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the only thing I took away from this post. My whole world view has been turned upside down! The end times are upon us!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pretty fucked up.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Trust me, it's better that way!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@sarah's a babe.

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 7

sera pls

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammit

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You're lucky sarah didn't snap and keep you on her desk for 2 years as well..

11 years ago | Likes 302 Dislikes 2

Again. The complete opposite of a problem

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind her keeping me around

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Alright, since nobody else is asking it...WHATS IN THE VAULT (#1 for reference)

11 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 4

Vault 13, Nevada, Fallout... DOn't you dare again !

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG That's all I could think!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dirt

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

RIGHT?!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Found it - it's in San Fran - thesfvault.com (tech start up workspace for rent).

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

So, they're storing programers.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pickling them with IPAs, yes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All the potatoes everyone sent @sara

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Oh..my sides!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@ginganinjaz forgot to mention she donated the banana suit. Me right now (and forevermore):

11 years ago | Likes 8441 Dislikes 22

D-did you pee yourself in excitement?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK @Sera FUCKING PLS

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You look like Sigourney Weaver.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boring, huh?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you accidentally called her out on changing her username by using archaic @s

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sarah you're so pretty @.@

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NSFW.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is me now! - Gene Belcher

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in SF the other day, I should have visited

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is revolutionary

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Give OP a special trophy for scale donating or something

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was she topless under there?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@sera pls

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@sarah thigh gap tho

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhh....http://imgur.com/KYRY3S0

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Is that a banana or are you.....nm. me too

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I AM FOR SCALE!!!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just glad to have been able to contribute some entertainment to the office

11 years ago | Likes 1860 Dislikes 8

Wait, I thought that was everyone's uniform there. I'm disappointed.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

take solace in the fact that now it is Sarah's uniform

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

WHAT IS IN THE VAULT OP?!?

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I have gotten so many "what's in the vault" comments, that i'm thinking i should go back tomorrow and check. Because i don't know!

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Commenting for future follow up...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what was in the vault ?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would love to have you come back, but in case you can't, here's whats in the vault: http://www.thesfvault.com/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sneak in during the night. You are a ninja after all

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought we had all established that i'm actually a very pale banana...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God dammit Sarah is too attractive.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The gown of the one who measures imgur itself

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quoth the sera, pls

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You look pretty enough to eat! Because you're a banana.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sarah...you didn't respond to my hello...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not only do you eat scales, but you wear them too? You're most certainly not of this world.

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Fruitleatherface

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Potassium!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is amazing

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS COMMENT HAS 420 UPVOTES! PLEASE UPVOTE/DOWNVOTE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

No

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hi Sarah.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That suit is very apeeling.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're my Julia Roberts now.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

you mean you guys didn't already have a banana suit?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@sarah peels

11 years ago | Likes 322 Dislikes 0

But WHO peels bananas like this??

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's actually the "right" way to do it if you ask any monkey. The result is less of the stringy stuff on the banana and easier peeling.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I started doing it years ago and I'm never looking back!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is it. This is the new "sera pls"

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

@sarah Important question: what sorcery keeps your curls so perfect?! I need to know because of reasons! ... Frizz. Frizz is my reason :-(

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Bit of jojoba oil in the lengths, always blow with that special lock thing on drier, comb with a wide comb, not a brush or narrow comb.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well Sarah´s last name is "Schaaf". That´s German and it means sheep. There you have your answer.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Hi @icorrectyourgerman, can I correct your German? Sheep in German is spelled Schaf. Schaaf is a Dutch word meaning shredder or slicer.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10/10 obscure, would read again. +1

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So you will have to stop doing cannibalism now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can we make a @sarah beacon thats kinda like the batsignal but for when imgur has sarapls moments

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sarah for scale

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...did sarah just break the selfie rule?

11 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 8

The central framing & lack of visible outstretched arms lead me to believe this was taken by another person. Or she's part giraffe.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How dare you insult Sarah!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

The selfie rule has an exception where it is allowed if a celebrity is in it.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Or if you're attractive. Or a large predatory animal is in it. Or if your pet is just really cute... Damn, we're not good at enforcing this.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

It doesn't apply to people who work there.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sarah is life. Sarah is love. Sarah has no rules.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I press myself against Sarah's warmth. I want to please Sarah.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Sarah doesn't do what Sarah does for Sarah. Sarah does what Sarah does because Sarah is... Sarah.

11 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 1

Flawless logic AF!

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

duuuude...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the comment is off the scale

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP is never taking off that suit. "Mommy, are you a never nude?"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woops, I said OP. I meant sarah

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's, uh, my fetish.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Sarah, why is the actual website now more broken than the android app? What happened and why?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

MRW -> http://imgur.com/LgxkKoL

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your so pretty @sarah

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

The Prophet speaks... all hail @sarah

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have this same costume and we should take over the world.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So if you eat a banana while wearing a banana suit: Are you a cannibal or scaling a scale?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SARAH WHERE IN GODS NAME DID YOU GET THOSE BOOTIES

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my name is sarah and I am going to somehow find a banana costume and wear it on halloween, and I will be imgur sarah for the day.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the reason why I miss a "follow user" feature in imgur. @sarah, please!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@sarah, plz

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@sera is one beautiful woman. dang.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddammit sera

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn @sarah you are most likely Jewish... my mother would so approve..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur ...one of the few places you can show up wearing a banana suit and not be arrested!

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

We need to have a banana suit flash mob

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So who is gona go visit dressed as dickbutt?

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Florida Man would be my guess.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I did my best with dickbutt, I think someone else should dress as javert

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or Javert. Walk around there sticking your head around corners

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If i could, i would do it.. I will take the Dickbutt to Imgur

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As I'm in the SF Bay Area, this might be a job for me.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I'm out of that area for college, but will be back for the summer. Hmm...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's you. It's GOT to be you. Now get moving. Chop chop

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a good thing I picked up a sewing machine last night.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the whitest thing I have ever seen

11 years ago | Likes 1226 Dislikes 36

Mutha fucka, have you been inside a Starbucks before?

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

OP has legs that could kick a man's head clean off. That's awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Now I'm scaroused

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#WhiteBlackTumblr

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

#WhiteImgur -- wait, no...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"White People" - White People" - White People (me)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're invited to my klan "party" if you want to see something more white.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

r/BlackTwitter pls

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

"Whitest"? What does this have to do with skin color?

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 55

Let's just say you wouldn't expect to see this on black Twitter.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

It was a joke. A haha?

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

It was an accomplishment for me to venture into the sunlight to get there. I walked 2 miles, mostly in the shade, and i'm still sunburned

11 years ago | Likes 420 Dislikes 5

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

RIP BANANAHUMAN.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Bananas don't do well in sunlight. That was very brave of you.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It was well worth it

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Obligatory "Moisturize me"

11 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

It rubs the lotion on the skin...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fantastic.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I get that reference.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I don't. Help!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You need to see a Doctor.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How can you see if out eyes aren't real

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Where does this syntax come from?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

William Shakes Pear, 200 BC

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm watching you and your username....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0