swagmasterlevelginger
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I made it! Super excited to visit the imgur office
sarah's desk
I was a little nervous for my safety after seeing that @sarah consumes scales for nutrition, but her appetite had been sated, so I was safe. RIP to my fellow scale
me and @sarah
She's just as awesome in person!
loading icon? sera pls
sorry for potato quality, my phone doesn't like to cooperate with videos.
Thanks to @quickshits84 for the idea!
ParadiddlePatrick
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/37116933.jpg
idownvotepoststhatstartwithso
This creeps me out. It seems like stalking.
HythlodaeusRex
some people go too hard.
wildcatfan4life
So I guess this is the equivalent of a modern day pilgrimage
watmyageagain
*quick say something interesting this is going to the front page * uh uh I once ate a gallon of ice cream in one sitting
jp189512
looks like she need a banana bunker
daletvak
I'm sorry but this made me cringe...hard.
CystAdmin
Same here. So weak.
hornypineapple
WHY WOULD YOU SHIT ON HER DESK LIKE THAT??
TalesFromADoor
@Sera must get so sick of people's shit sometimes
FlatusIgnition
I love this site...a lot, but hot damn this is weird. +1 for courage
yourfutureself
I thought we agreed that the new loading icon should be dickcopter
NonHyphenated
If I ever un-couch myself I'll head down as Javert and just creep in the windows. You've been warned Imgur.
absolutepancake
Or dick butt and hide in obscure places
HarmlessDickbutt
seriously please do this
InappropriateSexualComment
Haha un-couch I'm going to start using that.
Supanini
I heard their office was on a higher floor. :/
swagmasterlevelginger
It is on the second floor. but they have lots of windows looking into the conference rooms from the main office. It could work
KingOpulence
Protip: bring a ladder... @Sarah's face when
CountCrow
It's a testament to this website that just visiting the main office dressed as a banana is not just acceptable but enthusiastically welcomed
clapclapclapclapclap
FUN FACT: The imgur building is the original location of the Ghirardelli Chocolate Factory!
howisthisname
OP delivered! And OP has rocking thighs!
swagmasterlevelginger
thank you :)
vinnyk
You can just walk in?!?
thisistheonlycommentiwillevermake
I'm so proud of you, OP
armyofdildos
I never noticed how boner inducing seras legs are
CThwomp
Now I to am noticing
CaintheCannibal
This is why we can't have nice things.
firecatsrt
Yes. Sarah is very aesthetically pleasing
JazzBunny
I don't understand people who consider imgur a community. Like visiting the Photobucket offices.
6footdildo
i LOL'd
tyrannoSARAusrex
I think it's a silicon valley thing. The offices out there are definitely worth a tour if you get the chance.
tyrannoSARAusrex
test
brianna
test
skeltal
buisnessenderman
That's..... Actually pretty good
Spoogly
OUR NAMES ARE SIMILAR. HELLO COUSIN!
IVIunk
This is now my favorite upvote meme!
elektrobot
we can visit the IMGUR office? I live in the bay, how did i not know this was a thing.
Pretzelenthusiasts
woah I've never seen that one. :O
catgog
that's a good one
driveslow
(aloneintheworldwithalittle)
Play3rTw0
I don't know who you are, but I wish we were friends.
swagmasterlevelginger
we can be friends.
Play3rTw0
Man if only friend making was this easy in my real life
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
Can I also be your friend?
swagmasterlevelginger
Yes. We can all be friends.
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
YAYYY!!!!!!!
Redbeardthepirate66
Every ginganinja needs a red bearded pirate friend
swagmasterlevelginger
I would have to agree with you. Let's be friends
Redbeardthepirate66
Hope I'm not too late to the friendship party!
LANAAAAAAAAAA
Sf girls unite! I live like 5 blocks from there
AmiAthena
Wooo, SF Imgurian ladies!
LANAAAAAAAAAA
http://c2.thejournal.ie/media/2013/07/ovaries.gif
telepyronetic
there are dozens of us! DOZENS!
AmiAthena
We should all go get giraffe mani-pedis together, or something.
AmiAthena
Me too?
swagmasterlevelginger
Yes. You too.
AmiAthena
Yay!! Can we have a secret handshake and exchange friendship bracelets?
swagmasterlevelginger
secret handshake, yes. friendship bracelets, i was going to say no, but that actually sounds nice. so what the hell, why not.
HousePanther
sarah still has that mailed in potato on her desk? how is that thing holding up?
Idonthavealottosay
Plot twist: baked potato
vrenwick
I thought that was a freakin rock.
noonerspisms
someone mailed her a potato? i have been gone for too long :(
HousePanther
yep, someone mailed her a potato and welcome back
noonerspisms
i was kind of hoping for a link but i appreciate the reply. and thanks. i missed it
HousePanther
sorry didn't keep it, no box or package, just wrote the address on the tater, stamped it, mailed it and she got it
TallAndPowerful
You can never leave again
noonerspisms
yessir
TinySupreme
She peels bananas backwards too! We are civilized people Sarah! Damnit!
MyNameIsntBen
That way you dont have to deal with Bananus
dentros1
No one said why. You peel it that way so it doesnt bruise the top, if you pinch the end it splits easily. Pulls the stringys off more too.
loganthegardener
damn you internet life hacks!!!
InappropriateSexualComment
With the desk duhhh
swagmasterlevelginger
It looked pretty good. not rotting yet at least.
captainhowel
Potatoes are the most fuckin hardcore root vegetable. They don't rot, they just don't. You can leave them in the sack and they'll still grow
edinburgers
"allow mine potato brethren to get up in thine junk" potato, probably
whywecanthavenicethings
Must be from McDonald's batch
DeltaDin
Did she say she would grow potatoes if it began to sprout those weird pokey things?
TennesseeGal
She should put it in water and let it grow.
NotACanadian
That's what I said when she first got it...doesn't look like she's done it yet though :(
SuperiorPosterior
Let it grow? Will it become one with the wind and sky?
thisnamesucks
"Can't hold it back anymore" No? This isn't what you were going for? Oh well..
grandmamasterbacon
I forgot I had a bag of tades in a cupboard I never use. They had large sprouts sticking out. Looked weird.
DinosaurusRex24
10/10 would compliment @sarah
patotheduck
..buy what would you say?
LordBeerMeStrength
I've heard of people peeling the banana from the bottom and now there is photographic evidence
TuxedoCharlie
You mean peeling the Scale-fruit from the top, because that's what she did. The thing at the bottom is a handle.
Poopaloupe
yeah 'cause fuck I tried too hard to rip the top and now the tip is going to be mushy :(
BotheredMe
Monkey's do it so you know it's the right way to do it.
vindik8or
How is it that 12,000 years after the invention of farming there are still so many barbarians?
shinyeverything
If you peel it from the bottom the gross stringy bits stay on the peel, not on the banana. It's the only way.
RetConMan
That's the only thing I took away from this post. My whole world view has been turned upside down! The end times are upon us!
StubbyJohnson
Pretty fucked up.
misscongo
Trust me, it's better that way!
doostsays
@sarah's a babe.
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
sera pls
doostsays
Dammit
MikeMilli
You're lucky sarah didn't snap and keep you on her desk for 2 years as well..
MentallyChill
Again. The complete opposite of a problem
deftgetfunk
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind her keeping me around
DodgeDuckDipDiveDodge
Alright, since nobody else is asking it...WHATS IN THE VAULT (#1 for reference)
Never2L4te
Vault 13, Nevada, Fallout... DOn't you dare again !
GrymmariePyrateQueen
OMG That's all I could think!!
BlargingtonBlargs
Dirt
FilmNerd
RIGHT?!
radiocandygirl
Found it - it's in San Fran - thesfvault.com (tech start up workspace for rent).
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
So, they're storing programers.
andytuba
Pickling them with IPAs, yes.
IMetGodShesBlack
All the potatoes everyone sent @sara
kingj07
InY0Face
Oh..my sides!
sarah
@ginganinjaz forgot to mention she donated the banana suit. Me right now (and forevermore):
TotalTriscuit
D-did you pee yourself in excitement?
AnalBeard
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK @Sera FUCKING PLS
DickMangoes
You look like Sigourney Weaver.
bkishaan
Boring, huh?
nosaucesbutapplesauces
I think you accidentally called her out on changing her username by using archaic @s
wawawalrus
Sarah you're so pretty @.@
GhoughpteighbteauChips
NSFW.
truckdrivershowcase
This is me now! - Gene Belcher
TheBlackxRanger
I was in SF the other day, I should have visited
VictorESD
This is revolutionary
VEpsilon
Give OP a special trophy for scale donating or something
BangForTheBuck
Was she topless under there?
Ihadagoodideaforanusernamebutforgotit
@sera pls
craigreyna
@sarah thigh gap tho
licensetoillite
Uhh....http://imgur.com/KYRY3S0
thisheretexasdude
Is that a banana or are you.....nm. me too
emtbag
"I AM FOR SCALE!!!"
swagmasterlevelginger
I'm just glad to have been able to contribute some entertainment to the office
thelonepig
Wait, I thought that was everyone's uniform there. I'm disappointed.
swagmasterlevelginger
take solace in the fact that now it is Sarah's uniform
BloodBlight
WHAT IS IN THE VAULT OP?!?
swagmasterlevelginger
I have gotten so many "what's in the vault" comments, that i'm thinking i should go back tomorrow and check. Because i don't know!
Jdonkay
Commenting for future follow up...
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
what was in the vault ?
spatrizi
Would love to have you come back, but in case you can't, here's whats in the vault: http://www.thesfvault.com/
TheFoxCouncil
Sneak in during the night. You are a ninja after all
swagmasterlevelginger
I thought we had all established that i'm actually a very pale banana...
Beeflikerotel
God dammit Sarah is too attractive.
Tzaot
The gown of the one who measures imgur itself
actuallyagoose
Quoth the sera, pls
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
You look pretty enough to eat! Because you're a banana.
Patches3000
Sarah...you didn't respond to my hello...
Theonewiththesandwich
Not only do you eat scales, but you wear them too? You're most certainly not of this world.
potentiallyunsafe
Fruitleatherface
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
Potassium!
Sprocketshock
This is amazing
DarthWalrus
THIS COMMENT HAS 420 UPVOTES! PLEASE UPVOTE/DOWNVOTE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY
Jasonstone1989
No
Patches3000
Hi Sarah.
MrPink1
That suit is very apeeling.
ThePsychoanalyst
You're my Julia Roberts now.
potatoduck
you mean you guys didn't already have a banana suit?
FatBoobsDontCount
@sarah peels
Miramis
But WHO peels bananas like this??
boltorian
It's actually the "right" way to do it if you ask any monkey. The result is less of the stringy stuff on the banana and easier peeling.
catpr0m
I started doing it years ago and I'm never looking back!
signuptoday
This is it. This is the new "sera pls"
twinkieandnibbles
@sarah Important question: what sorcery keeps your curls so perfect?! I need to know because of reasons! ... Frizz. Frizz is my reason :-(
SisterSinister
Bit of jojoba oil in the lengths, always blow with that special lock thing on drier, comb with a wide comb, not a brush or narrow comb.
icorrectyourgerman
Well Sarah´s last name is "Schaaf". That´s German and it means sheep. There you have your answer.
MeMePickMePlease
Hi @icorrectyourgerman, can I correct your German? Sheep in German is spelled Schaf. Schaaf is a Dutch word meaning shredder or slicer.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
10/10 obscure, would read again. +1
oasisamid
So you will have to stop doing cannibalism now.
avatarFerret
can we make a @sarah beacon thats kinda like the batsignal but for when imgur has sarapls moments
AbzM
MRW http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/04/banana_gif.gif
jargonmon
It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
MasterXehanort
Sarah for scale
Thoraxe123
...did sarah just break the selfie rule?
graehall
The central framing & lack of visible outstretched arms lead me to believe this was taken by another person. Or she's part giraffe.
nkaplan89
How dare you insult Sarah!
drunz
The selfie rule has an exception where it is allowed if a celebrity is in it.
wanooknox
Or if you're attractive. Or a large predatory animal is in it. Or if your pet is just really cute... Damn, we're not good at enforcing this.
mt77932
It doesn't apply to people who work there.
whyteraven74
Sarah is life. Sarah is love. Sarah has no rules.
n008sauc3
I press myself against Sarah's warmth. I want to please Sarah.
HomelessToddler
Sarah doesn't do what Sarah does for Sarah. Sarah does what Sarah does because Sarah is... Sarah.
Iamnotacreativeman
Flawless logic AF!
wanooknox
duuuude...
edinburgers
the comment is off the scale
Squeezit
OP is never taking off that suit. "Mommy, are you a never nude?"
Squeezit
Woops, I said OP. I meant sarah
LosPer
That's, uh, my fetish.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Sarah, why is the actual website now more broken than the android app? What happened and why?
Angelist
MRW -> http://imgur.com/LgxkKoL
TysoniusMaximusThePatronSaintofOffBrandBreakfastCereals
ILikeToMakeBelieveICanSpeakForeignLanguages
Your so pretty @sarah
FantasticMrFox1776
The Prophet speaks... all hail @sarah
WhyIsThisAGif
I have this same costume and we should take over the world.
DPHENS
NinjaSushi2
So if you eat a banana while wearing a banana suit: Are you a cannibal or scaling a scale?
pewperscewper
SARAH WHERE IN GODS NAME DID YOU GET THOSE BOOTIES
RedOnTheHeadFireInTheBed
my name is sarah and I am going to somehow find a banana costume and wear it on halloween, and I will be imgur sarah for the day.
paulovin
This is the reason why I miss a "follow user" feature in imgur. @sarah, please!
42tacocat24
@sarah, plz
guilhermedidi
@sera is one beautiful woman. dang.
waterbucketsandsparetowels
Goddammit sera
diggalicious
Damn @sarah you are most likely Jewish... my mother would so approve..
Thund3rbolt
Imgur ...one of the few places you can show up wearing a banana suit and not be arrested!
StandardDeviant
We need to have a banana suit flash mob
Obi123Kenobi
So who is gona go visit dressed as dickbutt?
iatecerealthismorning
Florida Man would be my guess.
ArtSparkle
I did my best with dickbutt, I think someone else should dress as javert
jimmythehat1
or Javert. Walk around there sticking your head around corners
ThePowerOf42
If i could, i would do it.. I will take the Dickbutt to Imgur
pharmboy
As I'm in the SF Bay Area, this might be a job for me.
iamaninternet
I'm out of that area for college, but will be back for the summer. Hmm...
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
It's you. It's GOT to be you. Now get moving. Chop chop
pharmboy
It's a good thing I picked up a sewing machine last night.
StigsNihilistCousin
This is the whitest thing I have ever seen
Zanhan
Mutha fucka, have you been inside a Starbucks before?
thelonepig
OP has legs that could kick a man's head clean off. That's awesome.
paulovin
Now I'm scaroused
TraitorousTrump3
#WhiteBlackTumblr
wanooknox
#WhiteImgur -- wait, no...
I69I
"White People" - White People" - White People (me)
IBetThatHurts
You're invited to my klan "party" if you want to see something more white.
MineIsTheFury
r/BlackTwitter pls
nicolas17
"Whitest"? What does this have to do with skin color?
CONFESSlONBEAR
Let's just say you wouldn't expect to see this on black Twitter.
Briisus
It was a joke. A haha?
swagmasterlevelginger
It was an accomplishment for me to venture into the sunlight to get there. I walked 2 miles, mostly in the shade, and i'm still sunburned
pancreas
Sreds
RIP BANANAHUMAN.
CONFESSlONBEAR
Bananas don't do well in sunlight. That was very brave of you.
swagmasterlevelginger
It was well worth it
syrinissa
Obligatory "Moisturize me"
P0ffee
It rubs the lotion on the skin...
zackofspades
Fantastic.
vzon20011
I get that reference.
importvita
I don't. Help!
petroach
You need to see a Doctor.
InappropriateSexualComment
How can you see if out eyes aren't real
stackoverflo
Where does this syntax come from?
pizzarollsandoreos
William Shakes Pear, 200 BC
LONELOBO
I'm watching you and your username....