Doesn't make sense, man!
How my friends react when I text them in the morning after we went out drinking
When you had Korean BBQ and had plenty of cabbage
When your anxiety and depression begins to boil over and you feel yourself getting lost
MRW someone says they didn't like The Goonies.
I have a problem. I like to collect figures and blind boxes. Send help.
That flat ass topping having ass pizza ain't no damn deep dish, fam. Fucking weak ass pizza game
MRW I applied for a job because I was pissed off at life and hated everything and everyone and only applied because, "Fuck it, why the fuck not?" and get the job.
ba-dum-tsss
Amazing what you learn through doing things (hehe) that you're afraid of
A visual representation of what it's like to throw up whiskey when you have heartburn and a sore throat
MFW the doctor gives me 3 weeks to recover from a surgery and I am recovering 1 week in
When someone say they don't like The Killers
MRW I hear Journey playing
Bethesda is trying to push for paid mods again, charging $60 for Fallout 4 VR.
I use to be proud to say that I was a good old southern boy. Now, I feel like saying that I'm from the south is an insult.
Oh, we doing the Christmas Selfie thing again?!
MRW I'm listening to music with headphones on and the music pans from left and right
How it feels to chew 5 Gum.
When you're solo queuing in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and someone tries to jump you for your loot
When your date goes home and you're finally alone and let that fart go
When you're out drinking with your lightweight of a friend and they tell you go easy you've drank too much
When my cat rolls over on her back wanting belly rubs
Noah's Wife..?
MFW I lock my friends out of the safe room in L4D during a huge horde attack
My Face When someone says Game of Thrones is too depressing because of character deaths
MRW it's my birthday and Imgur posts fucked up shit all day and upvotes it
Me: "Inside Out looks like a fun movie. Bet it's a great family movie that I can watch and not feel bad."
I just can't see what all the hype was about.
Ohh, I 'member!
When your monitor has 2 dead pixels that you could totally ignore since they're in a corner and well hidden. The only logical choice is to...
My cat's reaction when I give her a belly rub longer than I should
MRW my cat finally gets off my lap
When you find out someone puts milk in their tea
This is why I typically avoid human contact. I know it was a good tip, but, my mind has me going into panic mode.
When the package says "meal for two" and you're single as fuck but then you realize it means more food for you
When you eat some super spicy food and you know what it's going to do to your asshole later and you're on the toilet later like....
When you're using a plunger and the poo water splashes on your arm
When you're talking to someone about Mass Effect and they say don't romance Liara
Christmas Selfies? Sure, why not.
MRW I sign into Imgur and see Brendan Fraser all over the place
Oh well, when in Rome...
MRW I get more frames and better performance in Player Unknown's Battelgrounds at High settings than Very Low
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
When someone complains about movies using too much CGI, but, are excited for the new Star Wars and the next big Marvel blockbuster
MRW I'm out with a friend and we overhear a conversation about how hot Ed Sheeran is
Funny how that works, though...
This is what crosses my mind when I'm playing The Division's Survival mode
MRW my junkie sister is threatening to move out because of the stress she's under living here
When you wake up to a hurricane... in Colorado
Go sit on the toilet
When your pinky toe nail keeps getting snagged on the inside of your sock half way through putting it on
When you get a new computer chair and you gotta make sure lift pedal works
When you grab a handful of jelly beans and one of them was black licorice
Apparently, I'm Team Human and I have no clue what's even going on...
Was eating some Wonton soup and then, it hit me...
I'm just saying.
I wonder if he's an organ donor, that song will become literal...