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For more info:
http://m.wimp.com/a-canadian-man-who-disappeared-in-2012-was-just-found-in-the-amazon-jungle/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=video/
jeccius
6,5000 miles is a long way, like twice and a bit around the Earth.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
justripit
I am confused. If he disappeared from his Vancouver home, how was he also last seen in Toronto? Those city's are over 4000 KM's apart.
Pheynx
megaZwatcher
hide and seek champion five years running
Nazcom
The guy was also due in court for assault and weapons offences. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/anton-pilipa-found-1.3968958
Nazcom
Just a little something to think about. Not trying to be a jackass, just giving some possible context.
thewhitewoIf
Two continents?
v
cominginhot
America a Country?
v
bubup
Pretty awesome
abullnamedferdinand
#3 it bothers me that the blue box isn't pointing to Manaus.
AlabasterCrashesDown
He needs some good help for his mental health issues, he sounds like a troubled soul
Angelus193
Man people will do anything to get out of jury duty.
iamdawalrus
The road is long With many a winding turn
iamdawalrus
That leads us to who knows where Who knows when But I'm strong Strong enough to carry him He ain't heavy, he's my brother
SexyTimCurry
Your heavy brother
NachomanDandyCabbage
What about his heavy brother?
MuffinProof
My name is Oliver Queen...
Dayrest
He crossed the darian gap on foot? That's pretty badass.
vartthejack
That part of the story makes me a little suspicious about it...
scootermcgruter
Just that part tho?
vartthejack
Well, the whole thing is absolutely crazy, but particularly the Darien gap piece
JayEnfield
Or hitchhiked on a boat.
BlueLanternBraxx
"...and then he kinda got high, and wandered off."
AIDSBurgerInParadise
Towelie
Repomon
I think we all thing about running away from time to time.
Graygray9
I think about it almost daily at the moment
DiddyMao20XX
Won't lie. About once a week I wonder what would happen if I just started walking.
ilovereubensandwiches
As an adult I think about running away now more than ever
AlwaysUpvotePizza
right? but our voices tell us it's not a good idea, his voices said why not
mattchew55b
So true, did you ever read into the wild? Chris McCandless story? I read that book and totally felt his urge.
UndWennDoch
From the map, it looks like he was already on his way back.
Whapowski
Thought it was another "save Brendan Fraser" post from the thumbnail.
FourByFourAnimalStyle
George of the jungle
PianoMan2112
How did he get past all those borders? (Bigs Bunny map shows Vancouver, but missing persons poster says Toronto, a bridge crossing.
Skinneralive
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/toronto/anton-pilipa-found-1.3968958 hiding in trucks sometimes
nasreal
When they inevitably make this movie, he better fucking be played by Brendan Fraser.
knifeskills
Brad Pitt
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cNGQFTyfIg
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Oooooh, fuck yeah bud.
jeremizzle
HIS COMEBACK!!
Himgurian
Fuck yeah bud!
ohmegatron
Just or for a rip are ya, bud?
SchrodingersSchrodinger
AND WE STILL WILL ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO SEE IT FOR IT TO DO ANY GOOD!
greenmeeples
I thought is was brendan at first
zombiedukut
Same here
Chisom88
Isn't this sort of like a real life cast away? Maybe he has a ball named Wilson.
FingertheWound
I thought it was Brendan Fraser for a minute until I kept going.
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
I want Brendan Fraser to take me on this journey
erischilde
50/50 Brad Pitt would produce this roll out if pocket to do it...
erischilde
Maybe with Fraser as the young him!
Skinneralive
@op this wasn't just last week, if you want better sauce http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/toronto/anton-pilipa-found-1.3968958
BonumVitaeEst
Thanks
5knotcans
Well i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, the Canadian version.
SiriusLeeBlack
Well I would walk 500 miles eh, sorry, maple syrup, poor America, poutine poutine, moose
CityZenK
"I would walk 3250 miles and I would walk 3250 more" in this case.
SexyTimCurry
Well I would walk 500 kilometers and I would walk 500 more
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
Aboot 500
SpongebobReferences
And I would walk 500 more, and I would walk 500 more, and I would walk 500 more, and I would walk 500 more, and I would walk 500 more, and
SpongebobReferences
I would walk 500 more, and I would walk 500 more, and I would walk 500 more, and I would walk 500 more, and I would walk 500 more, and I
SpongebobReferences
would walk 500 more.
N8N8N8
He had charges waiting for him back in Canada.
FlayTheGrayZones
I heard he has schizophrenia and got in trouble because of that.
PoseidonsSister
Jumanji
AlwaysUpvotePizza
crazy part of the story is he wanted to walk to a library in argentina. they turned him away b/c he didn't have ID!
mouse25
When I read this sorry, I thought that was the weirdest part!
AlwaysUpvotePizza
think they would've let him in if he had said he walked from Canada? imagine if that cop hadn't seen him, he'd still be walking!
gener8xor
I just... felt like runnin'.
toriscool
Ducking orochis
DrFrederickFrankenstein
Bravo, sir. Bravo
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
I love this comment, and all the comments commenting on the thee aforementioned comment.
rukeman
Run, Forest, Run!
SexyTimCurry
Took me a second
onedimensionalman
That's what you say to all the girls
smallskillerofhambino
KokoLeroy
I read that in his voice too.
biggieslims
And just like that, my running days were over
ErinFromTheOffice
If you're saying long distance running is a mental illness, I don't disagree.
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Fuck there he goes again
FieryFarts
He must. E the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast!
ReyChingon
If a hooded vigilante with a bow and arrow appears, we now know his secret identity.
TheYoungGod
Damn. I was formulating a "My name is Anton. After five years in hell, I have come home with only one goal..." post.
Iuseanavatargifforalmostnothing
same I was gonna say "Oliver Queen? Oliver Queen."
NoOne428
Michealbay
Are you referrencing the infamous, bowdude
PhallusAnus
"You have failed this city. Sorry, eh. "
Beiki
Also, is he the heir of a multi-billion dollar company?
Malikhi
He's become someone else... Something else.
Malikhi
Is anyone else unfathomably annoyed at the lack of emphasis in the openings of these shows?
samsonguy920
So he's a man in tights, TIGHT tights?
Radvstheworld
He's going to be someone else...something else.
Magsnificent
Pretty sure Vancouver already has one of those....
gerthzilla
?
CairoLen
Seconding the ? Adding a !
CommentRemoved
Arrow films in Vancouver, as do The Flash, Supergirl, and Legends of Tomorrow.
Magsnificent
What he said
gr33narrow
Thank god I wear a cap...
SexyTimCurry
You're not wrong, I mean you're not particularly right but you're not wrong
ReyChingon
It was a joke. It's neither right or wrong.
BubblesSayingDecent
Not with that attitude.
MOTHERFUCKINGODIN
Whoosh
SexyTimCurry
My response was a joke
Garouleloup
This is the point where sarcasm and joking is gone so far that we can't distinguish what's real or not anymore.
ReyChingon
It came off as a dissection, not a joke.
DidNoOneNoticeThis
Well you come off as a dissection AND a joke. #burn
sparklepantsthedestroyer
No, it came off as a joke, just not to you.
rylecx
might just be you mate