MorganGraves
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Sep 16, 2017 4:06 PM
MorganGraves
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howsarcasmbecameme
5/7 would swipe right
fourquad4
10/10 I would take out. The smile Alone makes her seem really fun.
19931117
Challenge accepted i hold several rolling awards
Antoniorocko
But 10/10=1...
Cattsass
She is super cute, If I was not so very happily married I would be proud to date her (if she would have me)
bignastylittletoe
Gonna be real difficult tying her up for freaky time
Baduumtsss
She's hot
SCHRAMB0
I hope she doesnt get left out.
Munchman347
She's an Army of One!...
jestefarean
Can't argue with a girl like that, she's always right.
TheRealAethrys
She cute.
itsaratzu
???? enroll me
RoxanneLaWin
First thought: does she get half price on that manicure?
imgurhatesboobs
I'd do her
icantnamemydog
Sooo.. She only swipes right.. Right?
ClockworkRepairDroid
You got to HAND it to her she's pretty cute.
JonathanFrey
Her charm and good looks are disarming.
TheVindowViper
She says she can roll better, but I keep picturing when you pick up a chopstick in Katamari Damashi.
TheVindowViper
https://youtu.be/Zv8g_fhXC-Y
GreenYawgmoth
She has quite the disarming personality.
Phischstaebchen
would swipe right for sure. Never underestimate people with a disability.
Phischstaebchen
sorry, meaning handicap.
MrJBK99
You were right the first time. PWD is preferred; "handicapped" is offensive.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
As a disabled person, the old terms aren't nearly as offensive as "political correctness" is.
PampaliniLovec
Darthwaffler
https://media.giphy.com/media/LqRd3077WEz96/giphy.gif
TonyMontanasBalls
Just a bit of armless fun... I'll get see myself out
coolguyzone420
You better BELIEVE I'd swipe right.
DavelyGrave
Someone else already swiped the left.
letstalknews
Im thinking it be more of a surprise if you swiped left.
Staggard
She has a stunning body/face
TheYoungGod
VikingVocals
She can only swipe right
GrumpyAvatar
RoseSheepy69
Moosecock
She looks alright to me
Compound515
Can you be born without an arm and be that hand dominant???
dumbinsults
Maybe, but you'd never know. It looks like it's 75% nurture and 25% nature. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handedness#Epigenetic_factors
DonJaffa
Bet she's great with handjobs. She can't just switch hands when she get tired
maybesayappvillian
You sound just like my husband.
ImmunityCatWillRise
She probably won't get tired when giving you a handjob so no worries
chipstone7
She don't have to. Strong arm from constant use.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Does not
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Doe'nt
PresidentMattDamon
ayy i know her. she's real nice.
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yaFuckingWeapon
i'd totally take her on a date.
PresidentMattDamon
if i had any self-esteem i might have too, but that ship's sailed now that high school is over.
idontenglishsorry
right? i left my security and self steem in hs too ahaha :(
JonSnowsAbs
What happened to her arm if you don't mind my asking?
Speldrawng
A really bad nail-chewing habit.
PresidentMattDamon
when she was born, it came out first. from there, i don't know.
yaFuckingWeapon
... was it still attached to her body at that time?
PresidentMattDamon
like i said, i don't know. my guess is it was attached, and it either came off or had to be taken off.
JonSnowsAbs
Well I guess that's better than losing it suddenly when you're older and having to retrain your body. Still unfortunate though of course.
PresidentMattDamon
yeah, it's real unfortunate. she got by real well though, and it never bothered her. she's just a great person.
JonSnowsAbs
Well I'm only basing this off one picture and some text but she's pretty cute and has a good sense of humor about it. So I don't doubt it.
GODofHUNGER
I knew a guy who could roll with one hand, it was cool. He had two hands though
Corrodias
Then maybe you're the one to answer this: what is "rolling" in this context?
erinshines
rolling, like down a hill.
khimeira
I would guess it would be to roll a joint?
erischilde
Rolling smokes/joints?
FireFireSaidMrsMcGuire
I think she was being punny. Like she figuratively means cannabis but literally means rolling her body. Get it - funny haha!
LincolnSiixEcho
lol I do now!
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
Dice, she hits nat 20's constantly
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Yours is the only response that matches what I was thinking. I'm in a minority, being a non-pothead on Imgur.
NZSheeps
There are dozens of us! (or at least three, any way)
Lionskull
I was thinking BJJ, like wrestling but for serious.
Mrgetdown
I did too, I bet her arm bar defence is solid!
revelator
Harder to omo plata too
GutsTheStruggler
She doesn't tap out, she stumps out.
GODofHUNGER
A joint
HappyJello
Oh my god, I thought she was talking about rolling down a hill
HappyJello
Like the absence of one arm would make her more aerodynamic or something
GermFaceIsTaken
I was thinking the same -_-
GODofHUNGER
I can somewhat follow your logic there