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When the radioactive waste manager has a birthday.
Aug 10, 2017 10:42 AM
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StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
D'oh!
AlIYourBaseAreBelongToUs
Are they not kinder eggs?
hardhart
Should have used yellow cake!
NobleDictator
"Agent 99, I have found the yellow cake"
Galbatorix21
Homer Simpson?
somethingaboutTV
Looks like that cake was made with some nice d'oh.
TimothyGodfrey
maybe yellow cake?
Jucorp
I think i just realized why the simpsons are so yellow
haveanothergif
thats racist
Chipnted
This is a h*cking masterpiece
PampaliniLovec
Gregrox
i hope the mash mallows are banana flavored. They are not just a size measure scale, but an incredibly silly radiation measure.
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
If you turn the lights out it glows in the dark
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
No it doesnt
ZanarkandAbes
Supernerdje
This will make a fine addi- it's already there. Damm.
wouter5661
Did you know in reallity it doesnt glow at all it more looks like some weird kind of metal
funfactnate
Fun Fact! If all of the high level radioactive waste ever produced (80K metric tons) were put on a football field it would be 8 meters deep
Armlessgnome
Looks like Australia
bob352
My eyes, the goggles do nothing
VagrantDust
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00vnzze7z1qh59n0o1_250.gif
ThatDawg
ok, that's cool
TehBeaker
Does this guy work at Hanford?
gigglypilot
Asking the real questions
napsmear
Is that the waste manager ordering his subordinate to drop and give him 20?
laton
I thought it was the manager trying to figure out why the other guy is keeled over (dead, presumably)
passbi
That looks super fund
Varenvel
Mmmmh yellowcake
mastercodex199
I hope they made yellow cake.
Warblade
That is awesome!
mydodgyaccount
Imagine what the just "waste manager" gets
mattdubois
Humanchicken
https://i.giphy.com/media/13JIvSwLor9QVW/giphy.mp4
WhyDoPeopleLoveToHateSuperman
Well duh, everyone had a birthday, dick head....nice cake.
IWishIHadASoul
Pretty nice, but I expected a yellow cake
DrunkenMarineBiologist
FsImgur
Yes. Don't forget the enriched flour.
cmfler
https://media.giphy.com/media/13JIvSwLor9QVW/giphy.gif
GetOffMyLawnYa
The yellow cake does NOT go to waste.
DrMarioSThompson
Shit had to come back ten secs later for the +1 on this one, nice job
MrSmilingDeath
Oh that's dirty.
Harm
*laugh in radioactive*
dietderpsy
A nuclear joke! :)
DoIFrustrateYou
Ha. Hhaha. That was funny. But my friend don't get it. Is... it because no one uses the yellow pages anymore..? Pls help him out.
TurgidMember
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake
DoIFrustrateYou
Full disclosure it.. it wasn't my friend. It wAs me. IM THE IDIOT. thanks for the link. Here's another|
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Squelchtone
nobody expects yellow cake, but here's some Rasputina to make up for it "In Old Yellowcake" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00HEKhc5rT0
Gayforbae
It might be lemon cake underneath the fondant...
Ididthisforthelol
Igetthatreference.jpeg
SickOfThisCessPool
This ought be the top comment, but people are too dumb to understand the joke.
Zorxoge
So not knowing all the steps in uranium processing makes a person dumb?
SickOfThisCessPool
No, but people ought at least know about yellow cake uranium.
Supernerdje
That's where you might not be fully one hundred percent correct. Might.
matgonzo117
Got it here in this special cia napkin!
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IWishIHadASoul
I learned about in school. I read about nuclear energy and the risks and wrote about it and I am radiation protection commissioner.
Treblaine
Evening, Commissioner.
IWishIHadASoul
Guten Abend
SigynRose
Agent 99 I have found the yellow cake
Beepity
And, also...some yellow cake.
Treblaine
How do I know you're not CONTROL?
TankDrop
Oh is Get Smart where I know the reference? I know it from somewhere.
TankDrop
Wait no you said agent 99 not 99. Back to not having a clue.
SigynRose
Yes! It is Get Smart! I watched it with my dad the other day and had all the jokes stuck in my head
TankDrop
Haha it is a great show, very old school but underrated even though it is loved
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Why is no one wearing safty equipment?
RemiRixJones
Asking the real questions.
CommentsWithGandalf
They wanted as realistic as possible to their job site
CliffyWeevil
Harsh. Not wrong, but harsh.
forte10
Would you, if you were about to be eaten by a giant?
WayTooNewb
I hope those are marsh mellows and not earplugs
Janusha
My first thought was the exact same.
FsImgur
WHAT?!!
jovihenke
Why not both?
McGreed
I hope they are sugar coated earplugs.
Naemless
Most of them are marshmallows...
Radar1980
Most of them are edible. Not all, but most.
bwchronos
I hope it's a mix.
cliffjumper83
calm down satan
NeedAboutTreeFidd1
I hope they are little barrels full of radioactive waist
NeedAboutTreeFidd1
*waste
haveanothergif
No, he's actually talking about tumors in his abdomen.
KismetCrew
Fun fact: They're called marshmallows because the original version came from a Mallow plant, specifically the variety found in marshes.
Airra
That fact was quite fun.
bongles
But is it really a fact? The world may never know
KismetCrew
I mean it's not an axiom, but I can provide some sources if you'd like. Recipe: https://learningherbs.com/skills/how-to-make-marshmallows/
LunaLuscus
It is indeed a fact; my mother had some growing in her garden when I was a kid, she planted it where the drainpipe from the gutters 1/2
LunaLuscus
emptied, right under the forsythia bush. Very pretty plant, very useful in herbal medicine; you can use mallow root to treat coughs and 2/3
HolyShitZoom
Lol, someone raided the box at the data centre.
zombiejedediah
3 of them are earplugs.
Darthwaffler
That would be great!
Kcinlive
It's radioactive waste! Can't you read the warning signs!
NobodyReally3
That's part of the surprise.
Arenta
you'll never know.....until you eat it (its soft styrofoam)
amishcannoli
Ear plugs? You mean rubber bullets?
Buckbeak1486
Marshmallows*
uauauauaua
They're plutonium plugs.
ZombieSteve
99 of them are marshmallows, the 100th is an earplug. Gotta keep people on their toes.
nagelbett
Ha, no, not earplugs. Don't worry! It's just stink-bait: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71wEoU8NOCL._SY450_.jpg
MuppetMonster84
I love the smell of that shiz, childhood memories
krobles21882
Why can't they be both?
hatofrighteousfury
Cake Decorating with Satan
LePetitDino
Insertwhysontwehavebothgif
IWannaSeeHowItEnds88
http://imgur.com/account/favorites/RgJlv
SoRememberCallMrPlowThatsMyNameThatNameAgainIsMrPlow
Supernerdje
:french accent: Tray beean good sir.
yveltalluna
thats fondant
cominginhot
worse than used earplugs
tracereading
*marshmallows
Actrox
I hope the exact opposite
notthatdrunk
Two kinds of people. Personally I am with the ear plugs kind.
rssplowman
I hope they are suppositories.
VoidofStatic
Good news!!
SlyMrFox
Good news!
Syrpynt
"Hey, Bob! Guess which ones weren't up my butt!"
werewolf435
"Trick question, I managed to fit ALL of them!"
PommedeTerreur
Rear plugs, if you will.
Vegonbrei
Crapper cappers.
Dakotarr
Shit Spits.
vwgasyoudead
I'm hoping for urinal cakes
ZebbyIsWitty
I am hoping for tiny radiation filled drums
monochrony
i hope this was just a fart
DoubleSecretAgent
I am hoping to lose all hope
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
I hope its half and half
Bot17629A98001
Not sure why but this made me laugh a lot
maryjane4u
Like half marshmallows on one side of the cake and the other side is earplugs. "Wtf man did you put earplugs in this cake?!" "These are
maryjane4u
obviously marshmallows, tf dude??" Then a fight ensues.
DragonDildoChandelier
mrtaliz
Torbinatorify
Probably the best comment gif relation ever
soaksloginwood
Let's play a game.
VulpesIncendium
They're actually marshmallows that were used as earplugs (for flavour).
MaxWar
I think they might melt in your ears.
IamUglyPete
Look more like urinal cakes to me
Jonesy343
Most likely chunks of icing / marzipan
MadHakon
You'll be wishing they were earplugs when you realize they are probably fondant.
MermaidDolphin
That whole cake is covered in fondant
SteadyMushroom
With u there. Absolutely honking stuff.
HaloMixter
If made right, it can be delicious. If made wrong, it's the worst thing to happen to cake in all eternity
Babygirl92517
Even when made right, buttercream > fondant.
CaptainHedgeHog
All of you have never had high quality fondant. When made by an actually decent baker it is quite good.
illogicalphallusies
dafuq is fondant?
ItsAllSoFuckingHysterical
I think it's the same as Icing
bongles
It's something awful that's used to make the cake pretty. It's how people get those really flat, neat, designs
Yumbledore
Disgusting.
HaralhVagunKordh
A 99% sugar paste that can be colored and lets you give a very nice finish to the cake. But it's so damn sugary you will have to peel it (1)
TunkkisOfFinland
99% sugar? Sound great to me.
HaralhVagunKordh
From the goddamn cake beneath it (2)
hatofrighteousfury
*squee*
Copperbrat
This is how I feel about fondant. I honestly don't know why it's so popular other than you can decorate cakes with shitty play-do sculpts.
Kennator64
Because it's basically just sugar. So some people really like it.
ImgursLibertarian
*sqvomit*
buggeredifiknow
You say that like there's much of a difference.
LukewarmBeans
How does anybody hate fondant? :D
Corona688
Tastes differ
Copperbrat
It's just gross. Ruins the cake for me. "Here, have a slice of nice cake and frosting, wrapped in a thick layer of soft batch bubble gum."
LukewarmBeans
You haven't had good fondant.
Copperbrat
It's really the texture I hate. Too chewy.
sourcandy
Because they have not had good fondant
LukewarmBeans
Don't have fondant made from the premade powder. Make it yaself
Babygirl92517
I've had "good" fondant, I've made several different fondant recipes... it's a nope. It isn't even the tiniest bit tempting.
dickable
They're actually noseplugs made of hardened snot, sanded smooth and painted friendly.
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
*marsh mellows
bassclarinetl2
http://www.homestarrunner.com/fluffypuff2.html
grammaticallycorrectstannis
**marshmallows
MollyNapQueen
Mars Melons.
ramshackleackle
Moore Malon?
abeaverhousen
To be fair, they *are* yellow.
TojS
Marsh *yellows?
abeaverhousen
They call them...mellow yellows.