buggeredifiknow

127545 pts ยท December 17, 2013


I'm just this guy you know? I eat things, wear things, sit on things, and generally just hang around doing things. If you get a pic of my bio to the front page I will wear unseasonably heavy socks to bed until my wife is sufficiently curious and annoyed to demand to know why (I will deflect casual inquiries), and then I will blame it on you, the Im-grr (her way of saying it) user that is to blame. It will be worth sleeping on the couch for a bit.

My wife laughed at my efforts to tie a bow, saying it was hilarious that I can tie a tie but not a bow. I can accept My failings though.

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Imgur Field Trip: Afghanistan's Grand Canyon

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The Office does Government

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Let's learn some lyrics.... Suicide is Painless.

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My wife's family does an Easter egg decoration contest every year and votes for a winner. This is my entry.

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If someone controls who you can hear, they control speech

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10 images from a phone backup that contained a cache of imgur images from when I first joined.

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Hobo spider in my sink

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She called me a nosey nogoodnik.

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I'm a father! Everyone, meet Sage.

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My son turned 1 yesterday, I baked a cake for the first time!

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April fools prank on my boss.

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I'm up to five a month. I might need a program.

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I know there are reasons for the change.

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My wife's dream last night as explained to me after I gave her her morning tea.

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I'm sure some imgurian out there knows one.

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But hey, I'm getting extra hours to work...

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This is an amazing video. Shame about the lyrics.

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The Daddening

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Suddenly this stopped making sense...

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Having a really good day today.

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So after tourist season National Parks are pretty calm. Here's a bit of Glacier in Northwest Montana.

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Seriously, do we have to do it again this year?

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My Secret Santa delivered!

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Enjoyable piglet wants you to have a nice day.

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A little dose of reality for me.

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Well, remember him as he was, because the next time we see him he's going to look much worse.

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Things are roughly how they've always been

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Eclipse cell phone shot

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Something my 6 year old self didn't understand, and my adult self still doesn't.

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Take an extra second, save 140 characters.

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New rule...

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Is this normal?

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My Bears vs Babies game came today!

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Old fashioned used bookstore

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Attempting to invoke the coffee gods so that I can wake up...

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Is,,,is it safe again?

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I'm only 36

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I swear I am not completely socially nonfunctional.

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Netflix Live is Cancelled

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Pallas's cat found in a tree in Bamyan Center Bamiyan, Afghanistan

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That time I was a IRL machete wielding psycho...

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Bursting bubbles.

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TFW You meet a woman who gives you breakfast and asks if you come from a land down under.

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Happy holiday fun for all ages!

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The hardest thing to explain.

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Enjoyingy birthday out by myself.

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That Awkward moment when you stay at home all day alone and speak to yourself for the first time at 12:52 am and your own voice scares and surprises you.

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Goodbye.

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I made my house haunted. Lemme explain

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I'm not sure how to handle it.

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Just feel rough today.

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