White Twitter Dump

Apr 10, 2016 7:43 AM

martynrosney

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Damn Girl

I started to think if black people read white twitter dumps and then I remembered that those are just called "Twitter"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10/10 tried to play air tambourine just to see how stupid it looks

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah white people and anti-jokes, my favorite kind of humor. i love it!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read the first one in Swanson's voice. Damn government.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm bout it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Love that Kyle kinane probably wrote that joke because he has a sweet beard

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont get the alan rickman one, I probably didnt get a lot more of them but I cant remember, it was so long ago when I started.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I quite enjoyed being able to understand the language.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Hold up! Collin Mochrie has a Twitter?!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Said the exact same thing. Out loud.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 "We're not talking about a plane crash in the Andes here... You were the *sole* survivor of a 45 minute delay!"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Props for a lot I haven't seen before!! Good work +1

10 years ago | Likes 390 Dislikes 4

I can imagine someone doing air tambourine at talent show throwing it up in the air and missing the catch, just staring at the empty ground.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About the zombie ribcage thing, you can do all of those things already, but your body tells you you don't need to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fighting fire with fire can actually work

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yep, it's wildfire fighting and planned burning 101, light a smaller burn ahead of the main blaze. Stops it cold or at least slows momentum

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fires DO go out once all their fuel is consumed

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh boy. Twitter is filled with so many high people. I wish I had known that this whole time. I might have started an account. Might.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*many people pretending to be high

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good work

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Bothers me when people say Pokémon Red/Blue are Gameboy Colorado games. They predate the color by at least a few years...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as opposed to gameboy texas :P?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I should learn not to comment from my phone e.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

screw that, life's funnier this way. Party on

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol the last one!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This dump was longer than mine....made it 5/7 of the way through.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So a week?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Believe it or not, white kids totally shoplifted pogs.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For #6 I wonder how many white people would go investigate the disturbance instead of getting the fuck outta there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They really missed an opportunity to say Adolf Hipster

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sashayyyyy awayyyyy Potter

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish they would call me sexy for nothing, but nooooo, I still need to pay them

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

What do you mean bananas are healthier than crystal meth?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Bravo @op! Well done, well done indeed! More please

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 4

I don't understand

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're saying they'd rather watch grass grow

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Anything is better than watching that movie, even watching grass grow.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha then you didn't hear how terribly the movie was reviewed.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I made it. What a journey. I loved every one of these.

10 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 2

Too many to comment on, but about the degree- I went to uni in the states and am doing my masters in Sweden. Recently met with (1)

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

(2) thesis advisor that told me flat out that 50% of the typical American uni degree is worthless elsewhere and a waste of time.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Bachelors degrees are like a HS diploma. You have to have a Masters before it counts for very much.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isnt that because you can have wildly different courses as an undergrad, and still end up with a random'ish BSc? As far as I know, its 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

because you use a slightly different system, and its hard for EU Unis to see what skills your degree gave you.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah pretty much. But one can pay anywhere from 5k-30k a year for that...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"White Twitter Dump" but there's a black dude in there. Stuck out like a black dude at a Matchbox 20 concert.

10 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 6

Let's don't forget about it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he acts white and draws penises all over the first person to pass out at a party?

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

As a black dude... Who?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twitter stalking confirms that he is actually black, and a photographer in London.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's 3 am, he must be lonely.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment for the ages

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