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Damn Girl
Apr 10, 2016 7:43 AM
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Elroydb
I started to think if black people read white twitter dumps and then I remembered that those are just called "Twitter"
Saarll
10/10 tried to play air tambourine just to see how stupid it looks
balencedrago
Ah white people and anti-jokes, my favorite kind of humor. i love it!
K3S0
I read the first one in Swanson's voice. Damn government.
BravoSixDelta
I'm bout it
Ragingtoad22
Love that Kyle kinane probably wrote that joke because he has a sweet beard
kevvywevvy
I dont get the alan rickman one, I probably didnt get a lot more of them but I cant remember, it was so long ago when I started.
Verldemert
I quite enjoyed being able to understand the language.
dirtyketchup
Hold up! Collin Mochrie has a Twitter?!
WithAnEye
Said the exact same thing. Out loud.
80percentlegs
#7 "We're not talking about a plane crash in the Andes here... You were the *sole* survivor of a 45 minute delay!"
TavoreParan
Props for a lot I haven't seen before!! Good work +1
Mattiks
I can imagine someone doing air tambourine at talent show throwing it up in the air and missing the catch, just staring at the empty ground.
dissapointinglysmallwhale
About the zombie ribcage thing, you can do all of those things already, but your body tells you you don't need to.
randomassusername
Fighting fire with fire can actually work
bufflehead
Yep, it's wildfire fighting and planned burning 101, light a smaller burn ahead of the main blaze. Stops it cold or at least slows momentum
samsonguy920
Elroydb
Fires DO go out once all their fuel is consumed
sack42016
Oh boy. Twitter is filled with so many high people. I wish I had known that this whole time. I might have started an account. Might.
GavinScreaming
*many people pretending to be high
Jafooley
Good work
dyc3r
Bothers me when people say Pokémon Red/Blue are Gameboy Colorado games. They predate the color by at least a few years...
spospartan104
as opposed to gameboy texas :P?
dyc3r
I should learn not to comment from my phone e.
spospartan104
screw that, life's funnier this way. Party on
DieBySnuSnu
Lol the last one!
justplanenonsense
This dump was longer than mine....made it 5/7 of the way through.
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
So a week?
RogueTampon
Believe it or not, white kids totally shoplifted pogs.
InanityWolf
For #6 I wonder how many white people would go investigate the disturbance instead of getting the fuck outta there.
browsib
They really missed an opportunity to say Adolf Hipster
ngd123
Sashayyyyy awayyyyy Potter
AwesomeName
I wish they would call me sexy for nothing, but nooooo, I still need to pay them
colonelbenjamin
What do you mean bananas are healthier than crystal meth?
ihazanaccount
WholeLeeSmokes
Bravo @op! Well done, well done indeed! More please
LegendsOfRevenge
wadjetismylife
They're saying they'd rather watch grass grow
JruqsJr
Anything is better than watching that movie, even watching grass grow.
ItsTooFreakinColdOutside
Haha then you didn't hear how terribly the movie was reviewed.
figurativelytheworst
I made it. What a journey. I loved every one of these.
sealfury
Too many to comment on, but about the degree- I went to uni in the states and am doing my masters in Sweden. Recently met with (1)
sealfury
(2) thesis advisor that told me flat out that 50% of the typical American uni degree is worthless elsewhere and a waste of time.
ffilm
Bachelors degrees are like a HS diploma. You have to have a Masters before it counts for very much.
undungubungu
Isnt that because you can have wildly different courses as an undergrad, and still end up with a random'ish BSc? As far as I know, its 1/2
undungubungu
because you use a slightly different system, and its hard for EU Unis to see what skills your degree gave you.
sealfury
Yeah pretty much. But one can pay anywhere from 5k-30k a year for that...
earthbender
"White Twitter Dump" but there's a black dude in there. Stuck out like a black dude at a Matchbox 20 concert.
hartmonica
Let's don't forget about it
Elroydb
Maybe he acts white and draws penises all over the first person to pass out at a party?
DeathbyDownvotes
As a black dude... Who?
TeddyMFRoosevelt
Twitter stalking confirms that he is actually black, and a photographer in London.
TheAmazingDangerGuy
It's 3 am, he must be lonely.
NuggetFucker3000
Underrated comment for the ages