Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Posting from the toilet = literal shit posting
Can we hurry up and find a great leader?
Seriously though
Isn't... isn't this just a more effective pedo-van?
Day 5 and they still haven't noticed
Top Ten Animes of 2015!
This honestly restores my faith in humanity.
Fuck usersub.
Well this has gotten longer since I last saw it.
2nd Cake Day, have my favorite polandball & 2nd oldest favorite.
Guys, this is a sign...
No, but she had one with her spoon.
I'm not sure I'm capable of looking this betrayed
"Mom, you don't have to--" "No, son. I incest."
So he basically said "Donut step in that!"
The reason we need gay marriage.
There are some Dad jokes you can't unhear...
When I favorite a post that's at -6
At least they're wearing protection
Yup, that sounds like the Australian government
Be our guest! Be our guest! We'll put your soul to rest!
If you don't love School of Rock, you're tacky and I hate you.
Anna, where is my super suit?!
Add cat whisperer to that resume
That sounds like a Twain wreck.
Heisenbucks.
You're goddamn right.
Clearly, he was demoted from robber to roober after that sick burn.
They did a Gouda job.
Hisssss Royal Highnesssss
Cymbaly Amazing
On the internet nobody knows your an antelope
Imgur right now.
The only correct use for a selfie stick
Cat's do not abide by the laws of nature.
But...who the hell would turn down waffles?
What? You've never seen a strong nord woman before?
Yeah, I call that regret
Dammit Paul, get your shit together.
That's a daft thing to say
You can't demand a service
Is George Bush even real?
Look at her...jumping into the sky.
That is a large poodle of huskies.
Like English, but not
Is this how white people are made?
What a dick move, Australia