PurpleIvory
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Sneaky is a curious case
Apr 13, 2018 8:32 PM
PurpleIvory
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realbrickwall
Grandpa's fake boob game is on point.
mantisblade
C9 SNEAKY on FP??? Updoot!!!
TheosophicBlues
Fun fact: crossdressing, pretty boys, and gender bending aren't new.
CptNesquick
They need to make it look like so that they don't have to hide their transphobia
VandelayLatexDivision
Based on that first photo I think you may have found the lost Romanov line
Professionalwizard
Say what you want but he is rocking the shit out of that pizza delivery Sivir cosplay.
SaltyInternetPirate
afriendofmine
I remember a time this meme talked about poop.
GeneralVikus
He's got an impressive number of grandchildren for a guy who was shot in a basement along with all of his young, childless children.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
LUX WAS SEXY SIVIR WAS FREAKY YOU GUESSED IT THAT TRAP IS C9 SNEAKY
tanderson1001
That's league streamer c9 sneaky. He cosplayed as a character one stream
Traja01
Thanks for the explanation, I had no idea who that person was supposed to be.
tablecat
"one stream" - he does it frequently lmao
YourWaifuIsTrash
He also got caught browsing a sissy/gay porn site once, so it might be more than a joke tbh
CoryBingo54
his lux had me diamonds
whightsars
But not as frequently as boxbox
KNDBS
I don’t really know how Tsar Nicholas could possibly be someone’s grandpa when he and all of his children got murdered.
ArdentSlacker
Infidelity?
SolaceHaestas
Could be King George V of Great Britain as well, they looked damn identical.
rockatron5000
I'd fuck the grandpa on the right.
SolaceHaestas
Ew.
Panchg0y
Wait, that's a guy? Did I get the gay?
SenpaiNarwhal
Hey my favourite photos of my father are when he dressed in drag for a beauty pageant
CorruptedJester
Same, there is a photo of my dad in a dress for a contest at his navy base during mash night, he went as klinger
SenpaiNarwhal
Mine are from when he was in the air force! I'm sencing a theme here...
Jsupes
NevinexTheAccuser
TheZolton
Morbolicious
ABluntForce
ITSH A TARP!
BryantTaylor
Next move: spring the trap!
ZachPutland
FrenziiTheIMP
Grandpa is pretty fine looking.
eagleblaze142
That's sneaky. A Male league of legends esport player cosplaying a girl.
elizardo
I thought it said escort. I got my hopes up for nothing.
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dm6776
Best part is he isn't even a trap. Just cross play for the shits and giggles.
FuturePerfectTense
Haha, yeah, my straight friend sucks tons of cocks as a joke, you know, for shits and giggles...
dm6776
He does it cause it's funny, gets him a shit load of twitch views, and his fans love it.
MemeStealingSkeleton
As long as they say no homo and cup the balls it's not gay
senkuo
but doesnt sneaky have a gf?
TheosophicBlues
Don't know this person but don't see why not. Sexuality is a spectrum.
LeninOfficial
That looks like tsar Nicholas of Russia
Grindecologist
Or is it his brother King George of England????
mcgonagone
Your username makes it for me
cbjfan
Did they stutter?
jaijaikali
I believe that's because it... it is Tsar Nicolas of Russia
iamthisguy247
Oh well then I like his red cap.
Un0riginalComment
I think he was talking about the one on the right
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Which means he's nobody's grandfather.
jaijaikali
That's cold, man.
forsale90
Could have also been King George V.
SexualConsent
Looks more like Nicky to me
forsale90
Don't you see the resemblence?
BlackShadowX
Both of 'em
senkuo
same
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
https://imgur.com/EDPEVqF
LlamaEaters
That's c9 Sneaky (guy) doing a pizza sivir cosplay
amoyamoyamoya
Whoa.
FrenziiTheIMP
Still wood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LlamaEaters
If you swing that way, why not! Guy's got a great personality, too!
senkuo
10/10 would support.
Ryanator50
both grandpas
SerpentTheGreeen
Too bad he liked shooting cats for fun.
erischilde
who is? wtf? fuck them!
NotAHugeSpider
awildcharmander
You got some sauce for that?
SerpentTheGreeen
1) He mentions it in diary 2) Hunts had protocols by year https://imgur.com/bvthEl1 Right column top block last lines -- stray dogs and cats
awildcharmander
So, no sauce? Okay.
ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug
Total GILF
HappiestBear
Yeah I'd fuck grandpa
Rkfinecake
I think the correct term would have been harlot mistress.
ImmortalAzrael
Things you'd never thought you'd say.
Caslen
Actually that's a dude. Professional league of legends player. Handle is Sneaky. Plays ADC
DexterityisKey
Omegalul
WristDeepInaPussy
I fail to see your point.
AlexisActually
he didn't say "grandma" did he
BluddLoard
If its age is off the clock then it can probably get the cock.
Drixelix
And that’s sivir now isn’t it
ArseneThePhantomThief
Pizza delivery Sivir, Aprils foods skin
TheosophicBlues
Nobody freaking cares.
Jhinsanity
theyar
What is this from anyway?
jazzfactory
That looks like my calc tutor
twitchymatchi
Mark?
TheosophicBlues
Nothing new: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Julian-Eltinge-Fascinating-Widow.jpg
Tunaccat
https://imgur.com/ETz0LW4 Same guy as the one on the right.
cheeseburger
So is he trans or crossdresser
Vyrne
He's a memer.
CycloneSP
O.o they look nothing alike! maybe I need new glasses...
SweetAndFullOfGrace
would still smash
zekkzekk
quite possibly the best picture to snap everyone back into reality with.
RenoRaiderFan
Oh! There goes gravity!
aznanimality
Ok now reverse it again.
Same guy as the one on the right and in the above picture.
PhustrKluk
Sneaky best trap.
TisNagim
it turns out when you lose weight and are dating a cosplayer, you can you good in costumes
Tunaccat
He wasn't bad looking before tbf
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Traps aren't gay if you can't see the dick.
aznanimality
Schrodinger's Homo
davmackinhos
Wait that's not sneaky again right? THAT'S NOT SNEAKY AGAIN RIGHT.
Vlitzen
it's sneaky my human
yourmomisminenow
yea don't worry, if you fapped to it it's just a 1/4 gay.
karamelone
but...what if i did it 4 times...
kofjfsfsf
Why is he so hot as a girl. Dang every cosplay sneaky does he just nails it
Foldemort
His GF is a big cosplayer if I remember correctly. Also his lifestyle of gaming contributes to his physique.
Oznophis
Heavy ass make up and dude is build like a girl so perfect combo.
Sugarcrotch
who is it?
DoublevBomb
Pizza Delivery Sivir - https://cdn0.gamesports.net/content_teasers/66000/66660.jpg?1520507713
Loams
Dad
whightsars
Dad!
CaptainCanti
Dad?
poochyena
because the picture is extremely heavily photoshopped.
Ulthirm
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/249383894
Zyrin
Wait why are you being down voted your showing video evidence that this is real and now photo shopped.
poochyena
saw the video. Still obviously shopped.
Ulthirm
Im not saying it ISNT photoshopped, however he does look quite effeminate in this cosplay.
84USNGT
That is considered "hot"?
Engelous
Preferences. Forgetting the fact its a dude, it still a considerbly cute girl.
penguinscience101
I would say so
84USNGT
Huh. How bizarre.
TheosophicBlues
Why? Being not to your taste doesn't really make something bizarre.
84USNGT
That looks like a child.
AhhhApplesauce
I'd touch
ThePlainDoll
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
What do you ave against her Pizza Delivery Sivir cosplay, huh @OP?
ilhares
That's definitely a dude.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Just found out that that's a dude. And yet they still nailed the cosplay. Freaky.
EditImgur
C9Sneaky, everything I'll never be. A pro league player, has GF but also is a cute trap.
Zrin
Thats a cosplay of Pizza Delivery Sivir from League of Legends.
geoplex14
Your grandpap trap
DoublevBomb
Pizza Delivery Sivir - https://cdn0.gamesports.net/content_teasers/66000/66660.jpg?1520507713
trinori
Sneaky is hot af
mountaincrawler04
I know for a fact that that is no one's grandfather...
ilavalamp
https://imgur.com/ogDwTCT
Sugarcrotch
elaborate?
notsogrimreaper
Above comment points out that is Tsar Nicholas II of Russia. His children were killed with him, thus no grandchildren.
cthulhusbestfriend
He could have had a couple bastards we will never know
Fedotia
Nope... there were millions of oversea inheritance in game, some Polish girl tried to pass as Anastasia to grab some but failed.
InboxMeYourBostonTerriers
It's technically possible & he did have a brief dalliance with a ballerina but it would have been pretty obvious if she had given birth.
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Sugarcrotch
oh of course league of legends
IAmDrBanner
How does that foot taste?
CommunistDarthVader
He was talking about person on left not right
PeccableTiming
ah, that makes more sense.
undead4life
You can't possibly know where that semen will eventually end up, that bitch is probably spraying it all over the place. Yeah, I said it.
FallingScar
userI849
Tsar Nicholas? You are pretty special if your a direct descendant.
TheCommunistManifesto
I still have unfinished business...
IDontRollOnShabbas
if my a direct descendant what?!
theyar
No he's taking about my a direct descendant, not yours.
Luchingador
Or George V
Private4160
Direct, not so much. His niece did move to Canada.
pyratesinsveciasunt
Is that Nicholas of George v?
ChickenStrips1
Nicholas. You can tell by the eyes, they’re the most noticeable difference between the two
pyratesinsveciasunt
*or
UncleVanya
Its Nicholas.
ImmortalAzrael
Special because you avoided being killed.
giddyupmusic
He was a handsome devil.
Saxxon92
An idiot, but handsome
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
And I believe you'd still be entitled to inherit an enormous fortune.
asliceofpizzahas430calories
Nope
LadyWidebottom
Aren't there a whole bunch of relatives who are still fighting over inheritance rights today?
Vatas
My history teacher said there's Swiss bank account just waiting for someone who can claim to be rightful heir of the Romanovs.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I believe you're right, but of course a direct descendant like Anastasia or Alexei, or one of their grandchildren by now would trump them.
LadyWidebottom
Absolutely, but it'll never happen :(
StartOfOm
Yeah but Ana was like the youngest so I'm sure she enjoyed her pennies. Or would of
LadyWidebottom
She was the youngest girl. Alexei was the youngest child.
Happyrexmanningday
All of Tzar Nicholas’s children were killed without producing offspring beforehand. All romanovs alive are from other branches of the family
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
That's why they were killed.
GadenKerensky
If there's any inheritance left... the Bolsheviks would've done a number on their fortune.
POTKC
Exactly. There’s really nothing to fight over.
Shifuede
They did. Most of what could be looted was used to solidify their hold on the Duma, various soviets, and military.
HistoryHayden
There is a Romanov family organization that decides who gets what/ who's in what line of inheritance
BoosterSchmold
What was there to inherit after 1917? Did the family reacquire property after the fall of the USSR?
EthicalLapse
They almost certainly had extensive property outside of Russia before the revolution.
POTKC
Nah, they’ve got a whole Romanoff Dynasty Association, descendants and relatives meet often, but they don’t really get anything.
flyeaglesfly17
And even a bear clock
PickleMargarita
SympatheticParamedic
You’re*
RedBeardArrg
This may make me sound stupid but didn't they kill the tsar and his family? Like that one animated movie. Is the tsar a bloodline or has -
GodEmperorOfImgur
Correction, current head of the family is Princess Olga Andreevna Romanoff, my bad.
GodEmperorOfImgur
The Romanov family still exists. They still claim they have a right to the Russian throne. Last I heard the head of the family resides 1/2
GodEmperorOfImgur
in Greece. They have "family gatherings" sometimes. 2/2
RedBeardArrg
Wow! That's interesting. I thought the entire bloodline was killed off. I might try to find out more about Russia before they were executed.
RedBeardArrg
I am pretty knowledgeable on after that period and the rise of the communist and what not but I know next to nothing on before that. -
RedBeardArrg
- there been multiple bloodlines in that position... I probably sound stupid.
Toramino
well some romanovs are alive but they are few and most don´t live in russia.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
No, it's a good question! The Czar, and all his children, were killed, so no *direct* descendants, but he did have other relatives, (1)
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Some of who likely contributed to his downfall.
RedBeardArrg
Thank you so much for responding! So you think some of his own family betrayed him? I love history so I get hyped up on stuff like this.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Never stupid to ask. Tsar is the title, the Russian equivalent of Caesar. The Romanov family were the Tsars, from Ivan the Terrible to >>
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
>> Nicholas the 2nd. The whole immediate family was executed by the Bolsheviks in the revolution, except that the 2 youngest children, >>
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
>> Anastasia & Alexei, were never found with the other bodies, leading to a century of rumors with no definitive answers as to their fates.
Fistouille
SieniSieni
Are they not the same?
theyar
?
SieniSieni
Oh, nvm. I see it now. Thought this was for using ”you are” instead of ”you’re”.
illhaveaguinness
Could be George V too. They damned near looked like twins.
FullDisclosure
They were cousins
EmanNiemThcin
And don't forget nr.3: Good ol' cousin Billy!
DrKriegersClone
Inbreeding among the European aristocracy is a hell of a drug...
illhaveaguinness
Victoria made sure of that.
Xythian208
Not as bad as it got, look up Charles II of Spain. Tsar Nicholas and King George were cousins, so their likeness died make sense.
JerzeeTomato
Actually, they were cousins through marriage. His wife, Alexandra, was George's cousin. Though, if you go up the branches a bit.. royals.
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
illhaveaguinness
Thank you for both the photo and your vision of the Golden Path, my emperor!
BelfryBats
Humans have always been weird.
beleginwaffle
Some more than others.
casbott
Grandad was a furry, and so was his father before him, it's a proud family tradition that you have to carry on, SparklePuss.
SexualConsent
SparklePuss, lmao!
Wessmasterflex
Is that you Zuckerberg??
f3n1x187
Hell yeah, you all thing aliens painted those ancient roman pots?
UnhelpfulAnswers
What fresh hell is this
godskook
I think the point of the picture is that this hell isn't fresh. Someone didn't use Glad.
Beefblaster
Damn humans
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
People only took photos seriously back then because photography was rare and expensive not because of some sort of classiness
TheLycanthropist
Bioshock is that you ?
EliteSpork
Adam. Not even once.
souleater2847
Jesús loves you this I know
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
for the bible tells me so
jsktrogdor
OldMadDad
YOU READ MY MIND! I was just about to post this when BAM there you are!
SometimesILeaveTheHouse
Same here. The Shining was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.
Zreen
The book made this part much more... Weird
jsktrogdor
No one has ever accused Stephen King of being overly normal.
kehbeth
The book is infinitely better than Kubrick’s shitty take on it. It’s a shame very few take the time to read anything.
PrincessAthena7
Which book was this one?
Zreen
The Shining
invisiblemaniac
http://factsanddetails.com/media/2/20120227-Mosaic%20Pompeii%20Casa_del_Fauno_-_Mask_-_MAN.jpg
PuhTater
The OG furries
WhyDontYouMakeMe
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
The Prince thanks you for this fine offering
RexZE
Thanks for the gif(t) buddy boy
RepresentativeOfNorway
can confirm, i used to be a squirrel
SexualConsent
ihaveaprettylargeamountofnothing
sauce?
SexualConsent
I haven't the slightest fucking idea
TheRailroadMan
I believe it’s from the webcomic Spinnerette. I haven’t see this exact image, but the art style and character design are familiar
TIGERsharkCAT
It's just like in The Shining!
geoofry
Slipknot?
BellyMonster3000
Not this weird and not on a scale to undermine civilization.
mtgtprh
This just in: pizza and selfies will bring about the end of the world.
omgmonkey290
mfw crossdressing is tearing apart civilization as we know it
toneman238
ElbowDeepInAdog
fursuits we have now look way cuter
justsomedude
+1 And we'll continue to be
Jaqdakloun
What's so weird about this obviously boring Tuesday night ?
blonx
I want to be invited to parties like these
Gradwin
SexualConsent
howneatisthaat
alexjonesisagayfrog
DrunkenMarineBiologist
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Is that fucking hannibal?
MyDaaaaaaaaad
This is fucking beautiful
TheFlyingSheep
Fuckin saved
youhavemail
ModernCookie
Perfect
theshinobi23
Just because it's black and white doesn't make your pics from last weekend "vintage"
Belvedere86
Those silly Rothchilds and their crazy sex parties.
Misslnformation
Good thing the fucking romans didn’t have polaroids
reff42
Bad thing
Pheralg
they had frescos though
VioletMoonRising
Greeks are probably creepier considering pedophilia was partially accepted.
HonestCommentFarmer
"[The Jews] are mindful of holy wedlock,/and they do not engage in impious intercourse with male children,/
HonestCommentFarmer
as do Phoenicians, Egyptians and Romans, spacious Greece and many nations of other,/Persians and Galatians and all Asia, transgressing/
HonestCommentFarmer
the holy law of immortal God, which they transgressed. -Sibylline Oracles ca 500 AD
EMTMarv
AltHorrorPunk
Ok but, what if you’re a chick that’s into them because they’re dudes.
Chanarach
Ayylien18
the traps themselves might not be gay but LIKING Traps is gay
Zyrin
And blocked by TB
cRazYn1nja44
thunderrunner
TheosophicBlues
Since when are gayer and better exclusive?
Chanarach
sergeanttarkus
OverlordAinzOoalGown
SnarkyOstrich
sergeanttarkus
SnarkyOstrich
Yes, this pleases me
MLGsamantha