FuturePerfectTense

151115 pts · October 6, 2015


I will have put a clever profile here. Being nosy? Okay, let’s see if you’re also motivated. I design and 3D print all kinds of things. Key holders, hinged containers, artsy fartsy things, whatever. Screenshot this and get it to FP and I’ll design, print, and send you something.

Fine, you win July 29th.

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Megadeth’s beer really missed out not going with Hangover 18

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Myaaah!

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Great Scott, it’s Star Wars Day!

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The most uplifting message I've seen all year was scrawled on the back of this dirty truck.

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Kirk Meme

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Photos of Yore from my Great Uncle

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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Did you say nostalgia? Who here remem...

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Fashion Faux-pas vs Foot Freedom

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When it's Friday and I'm tired of fake smiling for customers

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Selfie Detour. Rest Your Ugly Ass Here A While

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Day...6,000?

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MRW I decide to check when my cake day is only to realize I missed it by one day.

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Otters have learned to levitate. Hide yo fish, hide yo clams.

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Secret Santa With a Story

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This rainbow tastes like garbage

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MRW my wife has a day off and tells me all the chores I need to do when I get off from work

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Every damn time...

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I found a rare picture of a female centaur in her natural habitat

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I really don't know. Excelsior.

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MRW I'm asked to describe myself.

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MRW I'm fighting in a dream and can't hit anything

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Why am I here again?

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Every day is exactly the same.

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Oh bother

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I made a FP edit asking for pics of chicks with guitars. Imgurians did not disappoint.

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Don't blame me...

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Join me on my trip to hell

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The first thing I ever favorited: The Chords Every Guitarist Should Know

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Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

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A few movies, artists, and anime you might not hav...

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I don't know why I even bother to close my browser anymore. I always end up back here.

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I honestly don't know why more people aren't up in arms.

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Cut off this car, and two more shall take their place

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My friend "found" this passive-aggressive "sign."

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So I've been hearing Black Science Guy can be a real jerk

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MRW everyone posts their Halloween outfits

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MRW I leave the dentist before the novocaine wears off.

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That time when Laverne, Mork, and Fonzie all hung out.

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Even blind cats like to play with dangling string

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Are Children's Halloween Costumes Getting Too Adorable?

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Explosible means Splosible?! What a country!

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It's old, but still cracks me up.

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I'm really hoping Taco Bell sponsors the baseball team.

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"Paws for upvotes? *sigh*"

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WTF is Aphantasia?!

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Views 989
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