Ioverboy
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FP edit: Do a thing for someone you like and have a decent day.
muhdingus
Can you top me off? Just a swig.
TywinStannister
Psh, I'll just stick to my shower hammer, thank you very much.
PoohPoohBear5
I also like engine oil mixed with my gasoline
SuperDork42
Honestly I like the idea of the all in one, but it's simply not as good at any of it as specialized products, especially in shave soap.
XanderCorsaj
I'd like to visit an erotic disco
RockTheCatBox
0118999881999119725dotdotdot3
+1 specifically for that FP edit
AdmJota
Apparently my car didn't try hard enough. RIP.
MmmmMickeyTankBank
Thank you, Cool Wave Nivea Body/Hair/Face for your all-in-one at $5.00, it allows me to cash in my Roth IRA for one fucking razor blade.
pupsgetallthepets
Crowtein! Fight milk.
Iliketoreadbooksaboutviolence
Made by bodyguards, for bodyguards!
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
"Yes I've been drinking gasoline, MOTHER!!" -Krusty the Clown
PutrescentTumescence
Instructions clear. Doused self in gasoline.
andergriff
now get a match and a highly populated area.
twofishtails
I shave by soaking my face with gasoline, igniting it and then immediately plunging head into water. Done right, incredibly close shave!
user64x
There's shampoo, conditioner and body wash combos? Where can I buy them?
TechnicallyRight
NEW FLAVORS LIKE GUN, FIZZ BITCH, AND MANANA!!!! POWERTHIRST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
jqdao3
But it doesn't say "for men"on it? How could it be for men? I cant use this!
OurSupremeLeader
I saw an ad today for an alcoholic beverage, that doubles as conditioner
WhatTheDoey
Let's talk for a sec why in hell do they not separate their shampoos and conditioners
WinsWaldo
As a guy I like mint or coconut shampoo, but exclusively use Dial gold bar soap for my body.
TheOneTrueOpinion
look at patrick bateman over here
WinsWaldo
What do you mean?
SoupEConch
Sidthislefitz
Hello esophageal cancer!
Straitjakit
"yes. i too wash in gasoline" -a russian, probably. putin most likely
TheLastSonOfKrypton
Don't know if this the right forum for this query - does it come in rainforest certified gluten free bacon flavor ? How much per gallon ?
Chasgrich
Anyone else used to mix a bunch of shampoos conditioners soaps etc together to make their own special blend?
juliesmansion
you sound interesting...
ohdeepthought
djsdkdjsk
still do i can make pretty thick "slime" thats fun (use toothpaste to make it thicker)
HowLongHaveYouBeenThereWhatDidYouSee
Now comes in flavors such as: Gun!
JasonD
MENERGY!
SteamyRayVaughan
IT'S LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN! IT'S CRYSTAL METH! POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH!
DeltaBladeX
I've had the same bottle of shampoo for nearly 10 years now. I don't have much use for it.
dameofphones
POWERTHIRST
incenderylemons
epicgio
'And then one shot of wodka'
longoriaisaiah
I hate that cunt and her fake ass cooking show
pelusita35
I always called it Semi-Sober with Sandra Lee. In all fairness she's had a hard life, though.
cloppingEmu
hi can i please get sound for that? thanks in advance
TwatSprinkle
Has anyone verified what amount that actually would have been?
poodlypoodle
Bo-Bandy
potentiallyunsafe
Two shots of vawdka
yomancs
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
Randy I've seen you shove fifteen cheeseburgers into that thing in one sitting
counterfeitdreams
Ain't nobody off the cheeseburgers with that gut. Muhfucka definitely on the cheeseburgers
counterfeitdreams
Ain't nobody off the cheeseburgers with that gut. Muhfucka definitely on the cheeseburgers
yomancs
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
Geez bairb
MustardTiger1337
Greasy
mattchops
I don't buy into this. I want to pamper. Have my beard smelling like flowers n shit.
MmmmMickeyTankBank
Gross
Ioverboy
treat yo self
justanordinarybystander
Laser finger nails
gtmiller
It sits under your nose all day. Why wouldn't you want it to smell nice?
YouWillNotLikeThis
Of shit?
thrymn
I'm not here to judge. If this guy says he's found shit that smells nice, I'll trust him.
OldSchoolNewRules
St Ives pear & soy.
Feanor19
Word. Grew up in a house full of women, didn't use men's shampoo till I was like 17. Def prefer the flowery shit
popejubal
I did beard oil that smelled pretty once. Made me nuts. Now I just use canola oil.
Leithoa
Get some high Vitamin E oil that won't gum up like canola. Sweet Almond oil isn't too expensive. Shea butter is another option.
popejubal
Thank you. Those hadn't occurred to me and I like the idea of upgrading - I just don't want to smell like anything good or bad.
fairycheese
I got my boyfriend toasted marshmallow beard products and it was the best decision of my life.
gentlegiant
If I liked marshmallows, I would probably get it for myself. What brand though or where did you get it cause I'm sure there are other scents
fairycheese
The Dapper Duke.
jster2299
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ColonelCouch
It's now closed apparently
fairycheese
Seriously? It was open just a month ago!
historyboeuf
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SgtMichaelCross
Don't you mean, "Fight Milk" ?
alguappo
Kinda funny that Cowboy, the guy in the fight milk episode got knocked out that weekend
Imjustheretoreadcomics
UFC fighters LOVE it!
Deaderestpool
NO NERDS!!
nginn
Make your profits soar high as a crow
LarryZhang
CROWWW-TEIN
XxN473xX
First rule of fight milk .....
greendogblue
FIGHT MILK! FIGHT MILK!
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
caw!
Rossco311
Fuck yeah!! Fight Milk!!!
WaitTilYouSeeMikeDitka
Dammit, if I did JUST watch that episode
KOBK
ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE!
DaBreadBandit
Try out Fight Milk: Classic!!!
aclarko
CAW! CAW!
horrorhoe
RhetoricalRobot
Why would they put the 6th one in a penis container?
CatnipTree
It's a bicep!
Ravenhawk57
Now with real crowtein!
craunchey
For bodyguards, by bodyguards.
blanco6969
And Charlie.
MrRandom314159
The official drink of the UFC.
DirkHardpec
It's kind of funny how cowboy lost his fight after that episode aired, been too busy Shitting than training
alguappo
First time Cowboys ever been knocked out from shots to the head
DirkHardpec
Twice in one match should of called it off the first round
domenick91
This is the comment I was looking for
youngcleanheir
Let's just call it Man Juice. Wait...
Ioverboy
:^)
spudpicker
Just turn the "bicep" shampoo on its side. Then you won't even need to call it Man Juice, everyone will just know.
crossedcannons
I think I saw a HBO Real Sex episode about that once.
Kingofallpittedfriuts
It's got electrolytes
VampireHuntress
Yummy
kalseth
NANOHYDROFORCE!
ILOVECORGIIIES
You'd like that, wouldn't you.
LarryZhang
CROWTEIN
PreciousPotato
That's for women. :)
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
You so clean after showering with Man Juice, @youngcleanheir ?
NorthernCracker
lol
FriggoffRandy
GUN
MrPresidentDino
I have a regular supply of man juice on hand. Well, my hand is used to dispense it anyway.
ledhicks
Ooooh man juice sounds edible.
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
It is, just swallow, you won't regret it.
spookyu
"TRY OUR NEW FLAVORS: FIZBITCH, MANANA, AND.......GUN!"
LEWDbutApproved
creaothceann
Yay, Tooru!
Shamalamadingdongz
Giggity.
wolfcelt007
I'm so fucking stoked I'm not the only person who remembers this...
therealelite
"I love to shower and feed off man juice." I feel the commercial already
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Love me some
kalethan
WITH THE POWER. OF TURBULENT.....JUICE.
TechnicallyRight
NEW FLAVORS LIKE GUN. FIZZ BITCH. AND MANANA!!!! POWERTHIRST
FecklessMillennial
Fiss
When Life gives you lemons...you FIND. A. NEW. GOD! GOD-BERRY! KING OF THE JUICE!
idontunderstanddickbutt
YOU LIKE STRAWBERRY??? WELL HOW ABOUT RAAAWWWWBERRY!!!!!
MaddMatter
DO YOU Y LIKE CHOCOLATE?!? TRY SHOCOLATE! ITS LIKE ADDING CHOCOLATE TO AN ELECTRICAL STORM!
GasBandit
How many babies?
LiamardoTheGreatest
400 BABIES
TheStalefishMethod
IF GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS THEN YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
himherenowno
You'll move so fast mother nature will be like SLOWWW DOWN and you'll scream FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your energy legs
vinnycthatwhoibe
Well there's a throw back
Mooshlie
You'll run as fast as Kenyans!
TechnicallyRight
And be in a race against Keyans! And beat Keyans and be sent back to KENYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
NecronomiKane
What about me and my blue collar?
BigisDickis
Brondo the Thirstinator
TechnicallyRight
I've been asked for the sauce a few times, here you go. #1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
pantsaflame
So long since I've seen these
TechnicallyRight
#2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain
I'm glad
Mizuha112
Where is this from?
TechnicallyRight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
TechnicallyRight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
spookyu
SHIT! I commented this same thing, looked up, saw you beat me to it. WHY AM I ALWAYS LATE TO THE PARTY?!
Caspooky
You're not late, @TechnicallyRight just came too early
TechnicallyRight
I swear this has never happened before. I'm so sorry. Wait, where are you going?
Turbz
Posting subtle hints of how bad you are in bed in the form of terrible memes on Facebook so my besties will know!!