Getting served
Finish Him!
One last hurrah
Musically used
MFW I watch the pizza in the oven
Synchronized swimming viewed from underwater
MRW a customer tells me to have a nice day and thanks me for the help
Mrw I see the delivery guy outside my door
My roommates reaction when her date shows up early and asks me to stall
Took the wrong kid home
Survive little friend
Floppy disk ejected in space
Such action, such suspense
Saw senses when it hits flesh
When no one takes the bait.
Extra thick
As smug as can be
The student athlete meme
Can't you read the sign???
May I have a pencil
His beard is great you demon goof
I just wanted to show Patric Stewart in lobster costume because it was cute and this man is a rare treasure.
MRW my coworkers ask how I deal with long shifts so well.
When your friend dies during pre game and they're done for the night
"you can't eat that much pizza yourself"
MRW I get an unwanted dick pic
I'd honestly give him a chance with memes like these
MRW I get an upvote from a post I made 4 months ago
mrw my 4 year old nephew tells me why the sky is blue
MRW I'm told the princess is in a different castle
My joints reaction when I've sat down too long
He tried
Aquaman would be proud
Smart Investment
"I demand tribute mortals"
Existential and Delicious
Grocery tips for shopping needs.
Social Media in a nutshell
Yes, do you have anything between mild and white.
Odd mating rituals of different animals
MRW When my extended family brings up petty problems during Thanksgiving.
I don't remember this part of the movie
MRW I hear the enemy approaching music but I don't see anyone
Rather anti-climatic finish
MRW I'm at work and overhear an older couple say they were helped by a nice gentleman and realize they meant me
MRW I don't want to go out and be social but my friend mentions free alcohol
And all in less than 15 minutes
Round and round we go
The intimacy of it all
MRW my nephew ask what a VHS is
When your friend downloads imgur and shows you an old meme.
Most elaborate rejection
You vs the cow she says not to worry about
Not actually getting my masters mom and dad
It has its perks