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KELLAltaras4
oh god i know mate
buzburbank
GUY: How fast are you going to finish Sharpie-ing the car, dear? GIRL: Oh, a few days. GUY: Datsun?
PunWizard
That is going to be one hell of a thing to have around if they ever break up.
Zeev89
And here I am, unable to even draw a decent stick person.
StarveTheEgoFeedTheSoul
+1 for JDM
battybatbatbatgirl
B....but...the car looks amazing regardless of the art......
redhead32
Now take it through the car wash.
kaydot
As someone who works for Nissan, this is insanely good! I'll be showing my manager. :D
moosebreeder
his car is wearing my grandmas scarf pattern
metaj
Reminds me of this guy
evil66gurl
A GTR is my dream car & this makes me sad. It's terrible.
FreshDutchMan
oh god i know mate
stinkiinki
Did they seal it afterwards to make sure it didn't rub off?
PiGuy314
Of course! You cover it with baby powder then spray it with hairspray. Lasts for weeks!
SilentZed
Don't worry, Friend. I get your reference.
DefendersZero
Well I bet they did, it is called a clear coat
Bulrug
No they didn't, and last I saw the car it was in a junk yard/repair lot.
Flucksy
How often did you used to see it?
schubackk
That is a beautiful car, stfu.
NothingButReposts
Are you saying that you have a problem with things that rub off?
TotalTriscuit
If I owned a Skyline GT-R, there's no way I'd let anyone do this.
esgedi
It's an R33 though, so nothing was lost.
ChrisMenezes
oooohhh you went thereeeee
Ironsloth159
worlds fastest road legal boat.
sarahsaurusrexx
He's lucky he didn't end up with a bunch of dicks everywhere.
Nickel9
And then it rains.
DasOgre
How much money do they have to be able to switch calipers and rims whenever they want?
AaronSilvious
that's what i was thinking too....three different sets of wheels and two sets of calipers. nobody mentioned the odor fumes yet either.
messianiccarebear
*A* sharpie?
catalystparadox
God, that car's so gorgeous, I... just...
turkeydonkey
Thank you internet, I'm glad this exists
catalystparadox
(nsfw) (possibly nsfl) (also -- hilarious)
geiokami
God these Volkswagen ads are getting weirder
KillingTheJoke1
I haven't seen so much hose draggin since the Hulk went pantsless
catalystparadox
You mean...
?
StevoTheGreat
Dude I'm fucking dying. Lmao
Pa55W0rd
Holy crap balls!! LOL
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
Are those his balls dragon on the ground? Ouch...
WaitIHadSomethingForThis
This is the only time I wish I *didn't* have a white GTI.
DarkGetzeye
Was expecting the "jizzed in my pants" face reaction hahaha bravo
rykerman
I kinda forgot about that subreddit
AnatolianTiger
Reminds me the movie Consultant
ThatRussian
HAHAHAHAHA I spit out my beer onto the screen. Fuck you +1
R0da
of all the gifs to give me phantom dick sensations...
catalystparadox
You must secretly be a dragon.
jhny
Phantom.. dick? Did you have it removed?
R0da
Female. I am a female..
jhny
Like a Tumblr kind of female?
R0da
I lurk on tumblr.
Americanjedi2099
Is this from some crazy cat commercial? Cause now I want that car so I can attract dragons
Americanjedi2099
*Car sorry guys and gals
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
It's from /r/dragonsfuckingcars
SloppyDot
I can't unsee the ball bag.
FangedBeaver
What about the penis?
ChainmailTank
It's dragging on the asphalt. Just... imagine it. Asphalt.
Chkari
WHY did I go back and look? WHY?
Klownicle
:(
OGFZ
Did you get this from one of those weird pornhub ads?
catalystparadox
Nope. Imgur.
Telis
r/dragonsfuckingcars or something like that.
DoxIxHAVExTo
HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
Hehe. There's a subreddit for everything, and some of them have surprisingly high quality .gifs.
ninmonkey
Tell me there's a nethack porn.
thisiswhywecanthavenicethings2
I fucking love any skylines, this is a master piece
Luubox
R33 on the frontpage, yes please
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Smudges. Smudges everywhere.
Kaislikethewind
Only if you're a lefty.
break88
I saw this car 4 years ago at Misawa AFB!!!
batlrar
Yeah, sure, *a* Sharpie.
Bloodseeker
As a self proclaimed sharpie expert. Yes just a single one.
AzerilPridham
Considering it took me 4 to draw on an umbrella. I doubt it was one
AaronSilvious
the new ultimate mega magnum silo
batlrar
Or the NUMMS for short; I like it.
thinmint
If I did this there would be smudges everywhere, just...everywhere
baiin
*Dickbutt everywhere, just ....everywhere
metalmufasa
As a lefty, I feel your pain.
CodingMagic
The curse of us left handed people...
JohnKorova
If it were me, I would probably draw a bunch of we hidden dicks.
oneinthestink
Not if you do a clear coat over it...which is what I'd do, looks great!
LesbianMe
Does that make me a terrible righty? Because I would still smudge everything and my hand would just be covered in ink...
thinmint
Nah, I'm ambidextrous, and I smudge regardless of whether I use my right or left
LesbianMe
Yay! I'm not broken! :D
KingGambitB
.... what happens when it rains on the car?
azimpetra
clear coat after sharpie.
robotdinosaursattack
Yeah and *crazy*? Right...if that happened in MY world my friends would have dicks all over that car in all different interpretations...
thinmint
That sounds like it would be strangely beautiful
explosiveincontinence
Did they clearcoat?
monkeysmouth
They better have.
vipe650r
Seriously.
ryzil
They did, I've seen it in person at Misawa JP, it's truly an amazing job.
rubymurray
I lived there for 2 years! Is the car there now, or is this old?
ryzil
I started seeing it in 2011 and the car was completed around that time, so old pictures but the car was still there when I moved in 2013.
bewareofmeg
You should post this in other places on this pic, I'm seeing a lot of wondering on whether they did or not!
ScreaminginSherris
What's that? Is it something you put on afterwards?
helenkellerlikesimgur
It's like a laminate layer - clear paint to protect the art underneath.
ScreaminginSherris
Ohhh, gotcha. Thanks.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
So yes
DoctorConners
Congrats, you now have a car that looks like the ugly prototype wrap
buttscommasteve
First thing that came to my mind as well. To each their own I suppose.
FrontPageOrDeath
And this is the guy..http://imgur.com/MLaj3Oq
fuckthisgoogleshit
too far, man. too far.
Winterous
OH GOD IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S MOVING D:
Chkari
Proper comment form: "That's my car."
ironbeast
Did he clearcoat?
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TheGardenNymph
You should google Maori face tattoos, I don't know if this guy is Maori, but its one reason people get traditional tribal face tattoos
ChainmailTank
Damn, that looks sharp...ie.
QuadrilateralEnix
#11's a wallpaper
BeigeNotBrown
http://imgur.com/ZhypVzc
Deioyeah
Srsly http://media20.giphy.com/media/Al5p1GPnELZFS/giphy.gif
ManikM
Oi
alonelyrandy
why
missersupermannohome
Because you touch yourself at night.
SaturdayMidmorning
You..monster..
Lemmesmash
http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/url-17.gif
DropItLikeItsLukeWarm
Wat
DEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOL
This
TheImgurGrammarCorrector
Are we not gonna talk about what in fuck her hand is doing in the second photo?
JustARichard
I was going mention this. It looks like she is possessed
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ChainmailTank
It's not backwards.
fruitcup22
ITS EASY TO BEND IT THAT WAY
beeratius
I can do that
NuckFickelback
WHAT IN THE FUCK
TakingLives
what do you mean, she simply has her palm to the floor with her fingers pointed inward...not anything magical.
ChainmailTank
No, because that's a perfectly normal way for a hand to bend? Try it.
lastminute
Especially if you are going to support your weight any length of time..
TheImgurGrammarCorrector
I did. It felt so wrong.
tarataqa
I NEED AN ADULT.
illegalacorn
use the features great imgur gods provide. #2
KingoftheIntroverts
I think it's a woman thing. Never seen a man bend his hand like that. #patentlysexist
JakeLippert
How do people notice this background shit?
LadyGreyduck
It's an imgur thing. I don't understand it, either, but being the first person to notice an obscure detail gets a shitton of points.
TheImgurGrammarCorrector
I mean, normally I don't care about the obscure shit but that hand jumped out at me like NOPE WHY
freshlancer
1 Girls' elbows typically have more flexibility than ours do. watch a cheerleader with her arms up, and you'll probably see they hyperextend
TheImgurGrammarCorrector
I am a girl and I can't do that.
freshlancer
2 a little. That's what lets her lean with her arm in that position. I think. Then again, I eat apples after they're fuzzy, so yeah...
f3asttree
She probably has double jointed elbows, I can do the same thing and it always freaks people out.