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Jul 17, 2017 4:32 AM
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pepalepsy
Steven Tyler saves the day
84USNGT
I thought from the thumbnail this was Steven Tyler helping out. Even better. This lady rocks!
FuryM0nk
So you took a picture to embarrass him about it?
secretoaster
He's not a kid. He just works in IT
bastardaxe
Welcome to the gun show. Dayum.
ElGranHambino
This would be nice if it wasn't fake and you were here whoring it for likes. I guess it worked, but you're a fraud.
AdmJota
So... why don't people finish getting dressed before leaving the house? This seems like a weird place to be putting on your tie.
Affray
Maybe he was banking on running in to a mom while en route. It's a fairly safe bet, they're everywhere.
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Imalwaysready
Older white lady, suave young foreigner...oh, yeah, I've seen this story play out online before...
riddmkidd
That little hipster is probably pulling in six figures.
AOCsUnshavenChode
on my wedding day I was attempting to tie
?1. 3-4 ppl walked by thinking it was a windsor
AOCsUnshavenChode
or double windsor and asked me if I needed help... 'no i got it'... 'no thanks im good'... 'its not... no it's not tha - nevermind'
prongrammar
Gotta be dressed up for the suicide bombing!
NamasteMothaFucker
Just on his way to fuck your mom
angrysharks
Then he got knifed on his way home
dinoturd
Oh yeah, take a picture of him. Hey look, this kid can't tie a tie a tie a tie
betterthanbad57
I cant imagine how embarrassing that would be, much less to have another stranger take a photo of me needing the help.
Paintmanusa
I just say, It must be fun to have a job where you don't have to wear a tie everyday. Or something to put them at ease.
Roelf
That guy is f*ckin adorable. I wanna squeeze his butt
hansolongdingdongtralala
Always upvote random act of kindness !
ThePintheVee
Bart is a piece of crap train system. Source: from the Bay Area.
UrdnotJoeVasNormandy
I like riding the BART. One time the train started moving when I wasn't ready and accidentally fell face first into a lady's chest
Orcus424
Reposting the top image currently on Reddit. "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."
TheGirlWhoNamesEverythingGeorge
We're not on reddit, we're on imgur, and this is the 1st time many of us are seeing this. Let us enjoy it, it doesn't affect you.
Orcus424
That's fine but taking the title of the thread with the image and not giving us the sauce is dishonest.
TheGirlWhoNamesEverythingGeorge
Fair enough.
hansolongdingdongtralala
Can see he is trying so hard not to stare at her cleavage. Don't want to get slapped with those tonned arms.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Class
sayfcknwhat
This seems to happen a lot on the subway. Maybe these folks just use it as an excuse for human contact. Hug a random young man today, folks!
Natatha
The fact she can tie a tie. . . . Without putting it over her head? She got mad skills.
shhep
Lol what. Most women if they know how to tie a tie, it's on someone else, given how girls don't really wear those too often.
MostlyJustTacos
Im more impressed by her arms. I wanna be like her.
DonkeyFartSuperPunch
Whats more embarrassing than having a random women do you tie for you in public? Having a pic taken of it and posted online.
myweaknessisstrong
I would say more embarrassing is showing up for an upscale interview not fully dressed.
DonkeyFartSuperPunch
Credit to the kid. I just wouldn't be happy about this being posted
Havacado
Way to out the poor boy OP. I am sure his fellow peers will have nothing but positive things to say about this pic.
pairofd
Not looking at boobs! Not looking at boobs! Not looking at boobs!
Nalianna
I would totally have looked.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
They're more pectoral muscle than boob now.
furriephillips
Thank you for this. I was mentally judging him for not being able to face her; accusing him of some sort of anti-woman hatred. checkmyself
CloakerJosh
Reflection's got him covered, apparently.
wenchyfooziemoo
Doing other people's ties or buttons on a shirt always seem more intimate than it is lol
DrunkBobRoss
It actually is more intimate, and is usually a demonstration of caring.
TheDeanofLean
Yeah one of my teachers in High School tied my tie for me and I felt kind of awkward.
Danskuleija
I used to work with orphans, teaching boys how to tie their own tie was a really weird emotional thing.
FsImgur
I would think just working with orphans would be a weird emotional thing. Two thumbs up for you, for doing good deeds in this world.
Nalianna
It really is a father/son bonding thing. bravo on you for doing it
PhilKenSebban
She has some excellent definition in her arms. Good on her.
TheRealSquidwardTortellini
Yes yes I see, also she has excellent explanation in her arms as well
partcleboard
I'd date that....
LaronX
Years ago I got the Pax skin in lol for free from some guy. From that point on I kept reminding myself " there is good people in this world"
Dingus2
Dem 'ceps.
LloydMadel
She bout to choke that bitch
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
I bet she lifts
TheNorwegian
I like your name
Vazhox
Bet she curls
Dizznasty
lelk
Immediately what I noticed. Damn chica.
Chronozon937
Something something, sick pythons sister.
FuckingPhony
Like a man you mean?
Surely
Somehow I can't help but imagine a very quiet, under your breath "...that bitch" at the end of your sentence.
futuremonkey
How dare you assume xir gender.
ElGreatBamboozler
she's definitely manlier than most guys. 1) can tie a tie 2) jacked
doctorbees
Most women I know know how to tie a tie. It's not a secret man skill.
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DeviousLuxray
Go to geermany/Austria or the netherlands sometime.
DerSpielverderber
for what? dudes? or for girls that look like dudes? i mean, we do have a shitton of small and breakable chicks, thank you.
DeviousLuxray
Women that work out
DeviousLuxray
I did not say you don't. Breathe.
EmmettTurner
None of those places are San Fran. If you know SF, you know why it's safe to presume.
DeviousLuxray
My godparents and 1 of my cous, live there. And yeah aware there's a # of lovely trans folks out there.
Excitabletuba
Just say the chick is not or a milf, no need to get sappy.
Excitabletuba
Hot*
AliBarber
Holy shit man you nearly cut me with your edginess
ThisIsntActuallyOneOfThosePosts
Hahahahahahaha
Drytrumping
I look forward to the 100 plus downvotes from this tomorrow. Godspeed.
Excitabletuba
Yarp. 140 and counting. More from my comments of comments.
ElGreatBamboozler
ConfusedPenis
Wow, when did it become inappropriate to call someone a milf online? There's a difference between that and seriously objectifying someone.
Excitabletuba
Yeah idunno.
Mrchazzymoto
"This person has nice physical trait." "Fuck you just objectify her"
Excitabletuba
Precisely. This is the internet.
Mrchazzymoto
I do have to commend you for sticking to your unpopular opinion and not deleting your comment. Have an upvote.
ShinySephiroth
Sad thing is even if they had made it an unpopular opinion puffin, they still would've been downvoted. Imgur doesn't do that meme correctly.
ConfusedPenis
I really don't understand. When did everyone here get so pathetic. You were obviously just compliment her and not trying to objectify.
ConfusedPenis
complimenting
phantasmaphilia
saying "I'd like to fuck that" is objectifying. it's not pathetic to encourage proper vernacular/behavior. plus, it's fucking annoying
LeadByBadExample
Every woman in SF does yoga, no?
superfeathers
Yoga doesn't give you arms like that
LeadByBadExample
Maybe not alone, I don't know, but there are some sick yoga poses: http://thegift.org/wp-content/uploads/yogaforbeginnersstrength.jpg
IWouldUpvoteEveryCommentAndPostYouHaveEverMadeButIWont
Or is not technically a woman.
TheOneThatGotBanned
or technically is a woman, but is still the man
IWouldUpvoteEveryCommentAndPostYouHaveEverMadeButIWont
Or is a technical man woman
Jerrinq
All the people that says she got a phone in her mouth, where do you get you're phones?? Must be some futuristic society somewhere
TheBoysInTheLab
3three3
Noob doesn't even have a clipper card.
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Im just waiting till we get phone like in the tv show The Expanse. Clear see thru plastic phones. Dunno how to attach pics so ul have to goo
cousteau
I felt like the coolest guy in the world for a second when a friend mistook my MP3 player for a miniature phone (when tiny phones were cool)
babarsuhail
*your
FaceBookAI
I understand (honestly no excuse) the mistake of using "your" but how do you fuck this one up
thatsnotahealthysnackrebecca
It's a BART ticket!
Crazyladyinahalloweencostume
I know, right? That looks like a clipper card or ferry pass.
OneShot510
BART card. I'm looking at one right now in my hands. Clipper card doesn't have the white in those areas of the card.
Crazyladyinahalloweencostume
Ah! Right. I haven't used a clipper card for about a year. Memory kinda foggy.
HPCmonkey
I thought it was a comb. Looked closer and now I am not sure what it is.
ImgurCelebrity
it's a Bart ticket
spiffylookingnerfherder
That BART ticket has been through the machine - would not put in mouth.
tangripper
sexy
OneShot510
Exactly. Besides any grime from the machine itself, tens of thousands tickets have gone through it. Germs on germs on germs.
REDS1X
i think the clipper cards are nfc, i dont have one so i dunno.
sassybaskets
That one just looks like a BART card, though, not Clipper
sassybaskets
*ticket
Dingus2
Where do people get they are phones?
makeloveandwar
I read this in a southern accent. I hate you, look what your typo made me do!
DarthFutuza
I AM A PHONE!
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Was he desperately trying not to lok down her top? Cause that would be me
TheOtherAlan
Dat just the Bart card.
The22ndDoctor
D'oh! Why you little..
REDS1X
bart tickets are mostly white with a little blue, clipper card.
REDS1X
I have not had the pleasure of barting in a while. I gots me some wheels, two of em.
bruh2323234
Not the backs bro
sherrycayheyhey
Not on the back. A Clipper card has white triangles and some ombre action. This is just a normal adult fare BART card.
TheOtherAlan
https://picclick.com/Brand-New-4-X-64-Bart-Tickets-302290495884.html
Card1974
Finland.
CommanderCaribou
Dude looks like the lead singer of thin lizzy
monkeyputz
Not ... really.
CommanderCaribou
Nah it just be the black hair and the fair skin.
monkeyputz
Huuuuuge Fan of that Band.
theuniverseissoup
My dad tried to teach me, but I learned from youtube
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
YouTube tried to teach me and my dad beat me with jumper cables.
shhep
Honestly, guy who needs help with that is just fucking pathetic. I suck at tying ties. But all you need is 10 mins in public toilet with a
shhep
smartphone lying on sink and you in front of the mirror. Don't have to remember shit, just follow the youtube vid. Don't be helpless.
missleadinginiformation
Or just don't wear ties. They serve no purpose, are uncomfortable, and just stupid as shit.
iamthisguy247
My dad must have showed me 10+ times. I could never get it. Watched one YouTube video and never forgot.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Youtube tried to teach me, but I learned from my dad.
villlllle
I just figured it out in my brain. You know what you have and what you are supposed to end with. Later found out its called a half windsor.
dilbobaggins
I've had to correct people getting the length on their ties wrong. Most of them have a "seam" to fold along for proper length.
EpicSeaFlapFlap
Yep, probably everyone born around the late 90's to now.
theuniverseissoup
Ya because you're like "Ya dad I get it"...But then you can't just pause and rewatch your dad later.
JustPlaneWrong
Speak for yourself there bud.
UselessAnon
I had a girlfriend teach me :/
savageworld
There's a scene in "Dexter" where Harry shows Dexter how to tie a tie. I use it.
JPromo
Learned from youtube; tried to teach my dad.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Yeah, I know of someone's aunt who had to resort to youtube, too.
MukieK
That is one thing my dad taught me, not sure why.
metalfoto
I always hang ties ready with those knots
ButterfaceTaintClown
I'm so glad the last word in that sentence wasn't "porntube"
morningxafter
I followed an video on how to do a simple half-Windsor, but I fucked it up and got a full Windsor. Best accident since my own conception.
ComeJoinTheMurder
I can't do a Windsor worth a fuck. Trinity knots though, got that down.
DualSupernova
MisterDildy
Double-Windsor is where it's at
futureman3000
I usually go for the quintuple bi-looped back-windsor.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
I usually make a noose and make strange fruit