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ForTheRepublic212th
If you don’t got the voice, don’t bother saying anything
DemSumBigAssRidges
I hate when I'm the Steve Jobs of a joke. I'm sorry to anybody I've accidentally done it to. I only did it cause it was hilarious!!
sorgansf
One wrote the joke. The other knew how to tell the whole class and make them laugh. Two different skills.
flagbasher
R.I.P. Tim Apple
drewciccotelli
Looks like Woz had the last laugh.
IOnlyUseThisAccountWhenImHigh
I just bought an old school floppy disk signed by Woz because that's a thing that he sells, and it's rad.
apLundell
Tim Cook, the guy who keeps retelling the same joke he once heard until everyone is tired of it.
SchwizleStick
You mean Jobs wasn’t a hero?
healthpickup
Without Jobs, Wozniak would have lived out his life as just another faceless engineer at Hewlett-Packard.
littlewongkid
racontage
You're always the actual one who's alive
Danibaliste1319
Oh man. I had this friend who was hilariously funny in high school but just super quiet. Any time he would tell me a joke, I would laugh..
Danibaliste1319
And keep it to myself. They were truly treasures. But a mutual friend of ours would constantly say his jokes louder. People didnt know..
Danibaliste1319
My bud was funny until senior year of high school.
GetOffMyLawnYa
I'm always the first one!
somethingsomethingwittyhere
All you really need to know about Steve Jobs: https://imgur.com/J0hl7ap
RachTrap
Steve jobs, screwing over Wozniak for far too long. may he rest in horrible agonizing nightmares
whiskinputwarbles
The gall of @OP to steal this meme and post it with that title is flabbergasting.
2befair
Do you like fish sticks?
HPfan0816
The great and powerful Waz!
FunkyGrandma
I wish I was high on potenuse
SonofAngus
Well yeah, Steve was a marketer, Woz was the engineer.
thefreestyler
And marketers are garbage compared to engineers. I am not an engineer.
thefreestyler
Guess I found the guy from marketing. Hey, Chad!
ajpimpsalll
well, yeah. But one got lucky that the other was so good at his job that marketing became almost unnecessary.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Steve was an asshole, but so many successful people are. He did what he had to to succeed in a way that few have, and was super smart too.
VigorousButtstuff
Steve was a terrible marketer for quite some time. Rarely showered, etc.
SonofAngus
Granted, altho he was pretty visionary when it came to that stuff, especially positioning Apple products as luxuries
broadstroke
And yet here you are taking about it...
VigorousButtstuff
Because America loves to hold its con men up on pedestals and call them "Marketing Geniuses"
Thelrishlnquistion
Why didn’t he shower?
AllHailLordDampnut
Why didn't he get his cancer treated? just cuz.
VigorousButtstuff
He was a hippie. Big into the Dalai Llama, that whole thing.
IMadeAnAccountSoICouldUploadAGifOfMeGettingOwnedByABalloon
The same reason he tried to cure pancreatic cancer "naturally" at first
unclemeat70
Luck favors the bold.
pdxenburg
So does bad luck
ElvisAnitaPresley
The wizard of woz!
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
This happened to me once. The kid who said it louder looks to me and says, "I said it funnier". Fucking high schoolers
psonline7
Bill Soft is not amused.
xxPaulCPxx
I'm always the second one. Also: YOU'RE WELCOME for me getting your message out. You never pause and say thanks after the laughter stops.
NotSteveWozniak
Well, the real story is...
TheOtherBojackHorseman
We are obligated as a community to give the top comment more upvotes than the post itself
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
To be fair, the top comment is really good
Wedhro
I was the first guy then became the second guy. Fuck the first guy.
Ripplingtwinkie
I wish I was high on potenuse...
ABluntForce
I'm gonna boil you in algebraic oil.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I wish I could put the pussy on the chain wax.
SupaCabra
beat me to it. how fitting
Thorudon
My exact first thought, haha. Doesn't help that that episode was on last night/technically this morning.
thevortevAt1
I am high on potenuse
ihavethelowground
I WISH I WAS HIGH ON POTENUSE
Wankathon
We need to up vote you more than the first guy
vialofcorruption
Maldraek
beat me
DoctorDoriansAbortionEmporium
I wish I was high on potenuse!
ArgonSpark
mac821
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
whoneedsanoriginalname
Yo thats gold!
NotASecretVampire
Lol funny as fuck man well done
SottoFrotto
i -I said that!
ObscureYoutubeReference
Dude, it’s not cool to take credit for other people’s jokes.
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
OneVeryNiceDude
HAHAHAHA that’s actually clever! We got a comedian here
PocketVist
gdubya4
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
hep0710510
C'mon guys this should have a lot more upvotes than the original
YouKnowThatsRight
The fact that you have two downvotes makes me think people didn’t see the sketch
DoctorDoriansAbortionEmporium
I'm just thinking people are looking at the reply thread like "wtf?" if they didn't see the sketch
KurtHamster
That’s so funny! :)
Nicalanius
MassiveMaoMao
Holy shit, @Ripplingtwinkie dude you gotta see this!
Illdrawyoulikeafrenchgirl
tankman303
IamNICE124
Fucking great reference..
AShartInTheWind
Jobs wasn't a programmer and he never claimed to be. He was just a marketer who knew how to appeal to the masses.
plentybinary
That's where I disagree, he never explicitly claimed to be but he implied it heavily in such a way to be misleading.
mattihase
Yeah. I think he carried himself as a bit of an Auteur. Meanwhile, us programmers work for a living!
MrBig
(5/5) technology was, but Jobs saw what people would think. He knew how to market. He played the orchestra as he said.
MrBig
https://youtu.be/AeZQ4Oi1wu8
MrBig
(4/?) stewardess? This man is arming a bomb” because it looks like a man messing with a digital countdown timer. Woz saw how intricate the
PenanceArkana
You should look at his pre-Apple history where he took personal credit for programming and circuitry others made.
MrBig
(3/?) going to be all the rage in a few years. Jobs looks at it and asks Woz to change the time on it. Woz does so and Jobs says “Excuse me
Threns
He didn't claim to be in the same way Whatsisfuckinname from No Man's Sky didn't claim certain features that were implied.
mattihase
Sean Murray?
Threns
That'd be the guy
JapAnus
The king of the ruse
Ohio
The game as of a few months ago is not actually in a horrible state. If it launched like this then it's fine. Buuuuuuuut it didn't haha
causality
https://youtu.be/-7uNSGyM_aA?t=119
MrBig
(2/?) Woz shows Jobs a digital watch that looks like a countdown timer and Woz is like “Look how cool this is! It’s based off old tech and
MrBig
(1/?) This. He knew what people wanted. Perfect example of how Jobs & Wozniak were different was a scene in the Fassbender Steve Jobs movie.
IAmDrBanner
Yeah, but when it came to get awards for the products he didn't walk in there with a team of scientists and developers, did he?
ireadalotofarticles
Which company does?
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IAmDrBanner
Very cool, but it has nothing to do with what I said.
WeaponizedJerk
Literally everyone else does this though.
quade
Wozniak invented the joke, Jobs took credit for the joke, but in the end, they named the joke after Tim Apple.
pronoun
Tim who?
Ranos17
Tim Apple
zoezoebelle
Tim Cook renamed his Twitter account immediately after that and I fuckin lost it
eathotdog
The home improvement guy?
skookysnax
I wish I could haha react this comment.
elcee50
I don't think so, Tim.
Midgardfox
JakSandrow
Aaauuuuuuuh?
Paracelsush
Dammit I heard it in my head. +1
skookysnax
He's Dead Tim
khora
I hadn’t even thought about that all companies in Trump world are named after the guy who runs it, until John Oliver pointed it out.
jt005
The great and powerful Woz
SomeCrazyNerd
LOOOLL
Slamtastik
Don says he called him that to save time but we all know he just likes labeling people with nicknames
clucja1
He also said he said it really fast. I'm guessing he thinks he is the Flash.
photog
vegetariangardener
Hilarious
boethius
Well w/o Jobs you never would have heard the joke.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
That's not really a bad thing
MarleyVengeance
It would have been glorious if we would never have heard of Jobs. Did nothing for Progress. Only for Business.
AShartInTheWind
Money encourages progress, and there is no money without business.
clucja1
I hate Apple, and they have for sure moved the bar. But they are happy with an idea and squeezing every last cent out of it. Be better
CreepyPhlox
Welcome to capitalism.
IMadeAnAccountSoICouldUploadAGifOfMeGettingOwnedByABalloon
When the iPhone came out the Moto Razr was the #1 handset, now everyone uses touch screen phones. He may be a twat, but to pretend he (1/2)
IMadeAnAccountSoICouldUploadAGifOfMeGettingOwnedByABalloon
(2/2) didn't make an impact on modern culture/tech is a joke. Btw do you like Pixar? Cuz I have some news for you...
WannaHaveACatch
The fact you can make a post on Imgur is thanks to Steve Jobs. Steve founded and led to the creation of the NeXT computer which 1/2
RachTrap
steve jobs had nothing to do with the Internet. Tim werner wasn't inspired by jobs. Stop making up history to glorify a business man thief.
WannaHaveACatch
Was used by Sir Tim Berners Lee to create the internet and write HTML. 2/2
RachTrap
WRONG
grklein
He could have done the same on any other computer, though.
reddawng
wadatahmydamie
So-named by Donald Russia
AlkeneThiol
At a donor luncheon later he tried to tell them he didn't say it at all
Katateochi
and he made the same cockup with the CEO of Lockheed Martin
wadatahmydamie
Then he tried saying it was a time saver, like a tweet.
DirtyMcGerty
PotooGeatAndWise
Yeah. The president is one step away from being an American Rob Ford.
clucja1
Even a donor was like why the fuck would he lie about that. Maybe the donor is finally seeing the light. But probably not
IrgendSoEinTyp
If he was a donor up to that moment this little lie won't stop him supporting that twat