When I re-enact my epic triangle solo for my grandma.
3
1
645
If any of you had grown up in 1940s Germany. You probably would've been a nazi.
10
51
914
My little brother when I ask why he still isn't paying my parents rent.
4
3
501
Why can't we discuss politics?
3
18
143
When I try to dance away my pain.
26
12
1258
Landscape, Oil on Canvas
2
1
320
First game on Battlefield V summed up.
-5
1
419
Future might be looking brighter.
3
18
279
When you ask someone to pull your finger and then unleash hell upon them.
9
3
604
My friends let me introduce you to Currywurst
12
18
621
When she pushes your head down. But has no idea what she's in for.
49
4
2268
When you smell your own farts.
-3
2
159
Everyone when I tell them I'm doing Keto.
3
3
481
All I want for Christmas is royalties.
-5
2
148
MRW holding in a massive shit in line at the store.
17
10
501
Ninjo Tuttle
-3
2
333
MRW sharing family stories with friends.
78
35
759
Aewer Bewer Cewer Dewer Eewer
-6
4
378
Santa looking like a naughty boy.
-1
0
177
MRW my girlfriend wants to peg me.
41
8
796
Sernik
27
8
19
Murder of Crows
61
19
809
Can I Get a High Five
-2
0
165
Its like chewing tinfoil.
1
1
19
MRW my roomate texts asking me to pay his cab fair to get home.
127
29
1255
MRW my girl says I can stop licking if my tongue's tired.
34
14
2682
MRW standing on Lego.
4
4
382
When I heard a woman say she gave birth to a toy. Then I realised.
32
9
619
MRW I understand that reference.
-2
7
210
MRW my asshole workmate brags about his pacemaker that saved his life.
17
3
33
The real reason I had model planes as a kid.
7
6
459
MRW someones asks if I have finished eating my platter of ribs.
1
4
459
Poured milk into my coffee this morning.
20
7
1241
MRW my wife wants have phone sex but wants me to pretend I am not her husband.
60
18
1128
Life is like a box of Mexicants.
11
0
371
Shrooms!! Can anyone identify these. Just curious.
0
8
22
MRW my plane goes downs.
26
12
751
When the girl you like sneaks off with the guy dressed as a creepy clown at the fancy dress party.
-1
4
315
How hayfever feels.
7
6
48
Happy Fathers Day
3
10
517
Happy Easter Boys and Girls
19
3
1778
Old mop is part of nature now.
3
6
24
When she tells you to fuck her brains out.
10
16
1080
MRW my friends all agree that im the tough one.
13
4
23
When your fingering your girlfriend while she's on her period but have to tell her to shhh.
1
5
690
Patent pending.
-3
0
137
MRW my girlfriend asks if we need a buttplug to start trying anal.
7
13
2022
MRW I step in water wearing only my socks.
-2
8
179
Because of the Implication
16
6
693
My spirit animal.
-7
1
877
Teach em young.
44
3
2181
MRW I plan to call in sick tomorrow. But guys....I'm not sick.
27
6
2486
If you want a school kids, ya better get building.
18
1
111