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bobbummanwitdaequipmunk
skatersarah02
But you just barely met him
MyNegev
didnt happen
MrMusclePants
As a Brit, is this really such a big deal?
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
HuntingButcher
User name does not check out
HogRed
We don't care. Just happy to be invited.
scatmanCrothers
Breaking the ice on a first date by discussing pubes.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
breaking the ice on a first date by getting "really drunk" drunk enough to discuss pubes
scatmanCrothers
Alcohol is a social lubricant.
dchickis2016
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...memories of my ex
ThisIsNoCave
Congrats on the sex, OP
InboxMeYourBeards
Imma take this approach next time. I'm sick of shaving and getting NOTHING
DidgeryDrew
I don't get why ladies think they need a whole lotta lady scaping. Hair is a good thing!
ThunderTodd
Ah the magic of alcohol on a first date.
AbyssalGigantism
In the immortal words of Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.: "Long hair? Don't care."
fbutt09
ichrisis
Pro-tip: thirsty guys will say anything to get into the sack
Memesters123
Obligatory "better love story than twilight"
and0ne
TerribleAwful
shaggy?
fiddlewheelx
Thats bombastic
SolomonCane
Please be Scooby-Doo. Please be Scooby-Doo. OH, THANK GOD!
theuncommon56
ZOINKS!
NoOpinionsAllowed
I swear to god if this gif loads and it's a fucking scooby doo reference
areallycreativeusername
Wasn't me
DarkMaster98
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UncleGus
This deserves waaaaay more upvotes.
ireallylikebutts
SpekldBirdNuts
How long have you been waiting to use this? However long, it was worth it.
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
Not quite
NotACanadian
Watch me swooce right in
CloudyIncantations
Because more people need to be informed on this matter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gghBcjgOdd0
Ssssssssssss
You're doing god's worth. Now give me a hand job, skooks!
NotACanadian
Boy am I glad he's frozen in there and we're out here and he's the sheriff and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here
Ssssssssssss
Watch him swooce right in
Tehadam
we're out here and he's in there and he's the sheriff.
ReloadedGaussCannon
Best gif usage I've seen in a while. +1 to you
Daedravex
If it's shaggy then just cover it in peanut butter
MrJimmyC
imgur.com/fLz42C8.gif
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
Watch me swooce right in
SpaghettiFox
SWOOCE
Ssssssssssss
SWOOCE!
ScientologistSeaOtter
shagadelic
shaggy715
Thats actually my steam tag. add me. 2 G's tho
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shaggy715
Found it
Caniac
Close...
pikmints
Something something something carpet.
Wonfis
Shaggeh.
potatomajor
You. You did what I was going to do. +1
Caniac
It wasn't me
potatomajor
I'd tell you that I'm sorry for the thing that I'd done, but it wasn't me either...
sandwichmunchies
it wasnt me
TerraformTrent
Why, check this out. I'm SUPER SHAG!
PollyThePuss
At first I thought you meant the carpet on your living room floor.
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
He lied so he can fuck you
PawnWhoreder
Girl's with bush are great, lucky him!
ElecTech
Unless it's a burning bush.
manamarish
Dabosaurous
Bush came to shove I guess.
CaptainMaximum
what a heart wrenching story of victory against all odds
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
I think there's a movie about this amazing true story over at PornHub.
lkat
Doth thou speak of country matters?
TehStoner
Yea, just looked at the posts, this dipshit is a reposter, so its probably not true
CaptainMaximum
Sigh. Nothing is real. Strawberry fields forever.
lindabee
Hahahahaha...love this. :)
ExplainTheJoke
Truly the defining story of our time.
CaptainMaximum
I will tell my children, who will tell their children.
onlyveganreplys
"dick dont care" - william shakespeare
macivers
Is that in one of the sonnets?
EdButterfield
Sonnet 69 - "One is aware of the bush down there / And frankly, ma'am, my dick don't care"
tittiemcjiggleboots
Iambic pentameter at its finest
EdButterfield
Unfortunately I could only muster iambic quadrameter on this occasion, apologies
alittletime
Dick has'th place to be
Blastergv9
Against all odds? Just because I prefer a runway doesn't mean I won't land in a cornfield with a smile on my face
CaptainMaximum
You misunderstand. In my culture, this is how people express the, how you say, "cool story bro".
brotheralphonse
Never got why women need to trim down there when men usually never manscape.
Lfa3
My partners always trimmed or shaved, tho I believe it's more common with them here.
thebestimgurian
dude , shave that shit... women don't want fucking hair in there mouth while sucking dick or balls , am I right ladys ?
Ponden
You are not wrong.
AnActualTsundere
Men usually never manscape? Not only is that a trainwreck of a sentence, but a trainwreck of a statement too.
brotheralphonse
Yeah, i guess i mean to say most men don't.
AnActualTsundere
I think it depends on the country a lot.
vzii
I guess you didn't actually claim this story, but a very suspicious favorite gallery for a girl. Or talking about sticking your "D" in crazy
KimchiQueen
Boy howdy, just wait until I tell you about bisexuals, your mind will be blown
Bigal1027
something is definately fishy here, and I dont think its his vigina
Promethianfire
Maybe she's bi.
TwoBoobs
Idk, I'm a bi lady and I talk about my "D" sometimes. I just think it's funny, but I def have a "V".
TwoBoobs
But their favorites are super suspicious.
SasjaSmolderslikesyourdog
All these assholes calling you a slut, I hope they go around saying that same shit to dudes who talk about sex.
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SasjaSmolderslikesyourdog
The thing is, she isn't you. You don't want to have sex right away, that's your thing. Good for you.
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SasjaSmolderslikesyourdog
Use a condom. Get tested often. You can just as easily get an STI from a 2/3/4/5 date as you can fun a first date.
SasjaSmolderslikesyourdog
It doesn't make you morally superior.
SasjaSmolderslikesyourdog
It's just sex, you decide to wait, she decided not to. Two adults had consenting sex. That's a win.
SasjaSmolderslikesyourdog
Congrats on the sex, OP. Fuck the haters (not literally, they don't deserve you, they are probably happier rage jerking it alone)
zeldaislovezeldaislife
I'll take "things that never happened " for $500, Alex.
gorgeousninja
I hate when women shave you're meant to look like a woman not a girl.
Mammasheen
You are meant to do whatever you want. It's your minge!
Veckzis
"It's your minge, and I want it now!"
Mammasheen
Well you're only human
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
He was lying. At the end of the day, push comes to shove, we give no fucks ultimately just as long as it doesn't stink.
raidleadergutts
Disagree. I don't like body hair, so I shave & I expect the same courtesy. Like I don't need to see my reflection, but I don't really want 1
raidleadergutts
to have to wade through a forest. Be a little hygenic people, it's not that difficult. 2
TacticalSergeant
Especially the older I get... as long as it seems clean.
Linkthebarbarian
"Seems"
pandasmakemehappy
Preach. But really a bit of bush is AWESOME.
Dalylah
This applies to both genders, too. Clean your fun bits you stinky humans! So many men don't clean up because they are "manly" men.
Fakenrite
Not gunna lie, I definitely give a fuck on the level of maintenance down there.
onlyveganreplys
na he wasnt lying - i like bush too. but u right about the last bit
CrazyCatLad
I love hairy pussy. And shaved pussy. But I prefer a kempt bush.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
lol I know. I mean, not that it's not possible he doesn't prefer shaved vag's. But ya. Was more joking with that part.
VeryMoistTowelettes
littleBreaker
True but then semen *always* stinks, good hygiene, bad hygiene, infection, no infection... always.
atossablesalad
I like turtles.
Zerkk
I like you.
Syikho
walkingholiday
As a woman I can't imagine it ever getting that bad.. does that seriously happen? I would be terrified lmao.
VeryMoistTowelettes
Believe it or not, some women don't shower
gordonloet
I strongly disagree
thisisthefirstoneitried
*He was honest. At the end of the day, we want to push and shove, to give fucks ultimately, unless maybe it stinks
Nikolai5
I was once going down and really struggled not to gag. She wasn't my girlfriend thankfully. I've slept with prostitutes that were cleaner.
LionOfRome
I'm not entirely sure that's something to be proud of
DrRobotHouse
nothing wrong with prostitutes tbh.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Everyone reading this far: Especially you youngins... please, please don't believe everything you read on the internet. Especially on Imgur.
Nikolai5
It's entirely true. Brothels in Soho London are all over the place. Plainly advertised...
HandBear
Prostitutes don't exist
thisisthefirstoneitried
*He was honest. At the end of the day, we want to push and shove, to give fucks ultimately, unless maybe it stinks
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Smells and looks like the Swamps of Dagobah and just as wet.
Unquote
i can handle stink too.
AsparagusP
Plenty of fucks.
nottheactualcannibalshialabeouf
Says you, buddy. If I can't find it, I can't fuck it.
DanCutter
Amen, brutha.
pragmatao
And then...
Vedar
Like a fine cheese, you want a bit of smell.
howdoyouspellpretentious
Bahahaha
bvtthole
If men and women alike would stop speaking for their whole gender that'd be great.
NotASecretVampire
Meh even if it stinks we will 7 times out of 13 poke ya in the pink.
PeacefulWarfare
I don't like hairy women. I'll smash in the moment, but there wouldn't be a repeat.
thesejarsareforfartsonly
Just from some hair? You know she could shave it if there would be a next time? Not that you'd deserve it
raidleadergutts
A forest isn't "just some hair". I shave, & I don't want to see my fucking reflection, just don't wanna delve into a jungle.
PeacefulWarfare
A little bit that's groomed is fine. If it's untamed than it's a no go.
raidleadergutts
So many downvotes from unkempt women & desperate white knights offended that some men have standards.
PeacefulWarfare
I was going to make a comment about the mass downvoting. I'll take my lashes in pride though
thesejarsareforfartsonly
Is that your excuse for never getting laid?
PeacefulWarfare
You're so adorable to assume you know anything about my life. Sure that you aren't projecting a bit?
Emac94
I'm not a guy but I would imagine it only makes a difference if he goes down on her?
Mimsey
Hey, I'm a fan of some bush. It's unique in this day and age. So long as it's not grown out longer than my beard, I'm fine with it.
InnocentReever8
Challenge accepted
freezemichaelscoon
"Bush" comes to shove would have been clever there.
supersaiyansenpai
https://bodylanguagenoob.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/untitled.png?w=450
2DollarBillsAreEvil
Not gonna lie, in my virgin days a stanky vagina didn't even tear me away.
VeryMoistTowelettes
BukkakeAntiAgingCream
Can i get a hallelujah
beenbannedb4
LOL at 'push comes to shove'
PlatoOrPotato
"bush comes to shave"
Tom40
That wasn't supposed to be your reaction to the pushing and shoving.
herewegoat
Aren't you a dude? Your profile suggests so
purduebb
Asking the real questions
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
I just had a look too. I call bullshit on this post
BeardandBeer336
I've never expected sex on the first date, especially a blind date. Did they change the 3 date rule? Am i getting old and prudish? Damn kids
Gray808
I always thought the "three date" rule was more: "If, after the third date, you haven't gotten busy, it ain't gonna happen."
wickld
I would not go on a 2nd or 3rd date if there was no chance. You calling it off at #3 is losing you conservative women who might be great.
Gray808
I call off when I realize I'm not interested. By #3, I should have a good handle on that, and if they are interested in me. Otherwise, (1/2)
Gray808
we are both just wasting each other's time. (2/2)
EruditeAphrodite
Hell, my husband and I had sex before our first date. 6 years married and still going strong.
Dreamhaax
Hookups are rather common, atleast in northern EU. The relationship usually lasts longer, if you can keep the d!ck in ur pants on first date
ddkong86
I honestly never expected it, but i have met / slept with a girl in the same day before. Extrapolate, and yes it happens.
SonicBoomYourFamily
I agree. Times are a'changin'. Apparently the kids these days view eating asshole as mandatory, just how my gen views bjs and eating pussy.
YouAreMyFetish
I do not want anyone eating my ass.
LittleKnownOne
First date? Dates are rare and anyone you are on a date with is currently 'shagging' 2-3 Tinder dudes who sent a romantic "Lemme Smash" text
Frogapus
I'm really bad at that. I keep going down on guys on the first date because I'm insecure and want approval.
BeardandBeer336
I bet your inbox lit up after this comment.
Frogapus
Hah, no. I'm a trans woman and that scares off a lot of the potential dick pics. Guys are worried that I'm bigger than them.
BeardandBeer336
Oh that sucks. Well here's hoping you are blessed with a overabundance of dick pics and that you find the right dick for you.
thisistinder
Always upvote "Damn kids."
mitchconnor
Yes, the new rule is that you should go on a date if you've had sex three times.
Jobby86
I would upvote that twice if I could
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
But like... accurate.
ASilenceOfThreeParts
Orkimond
I have legitimately never dated a girl without having had sex. That could lead to bedroom sadness and therefor relationship sadness.
Thedragonprincess
That's how the Nordic countries do it.
LakrisalLover
very much indeed
ForgivingCat
We check if the sex is good and go from there.
TerryCrews
Plus, gotta stay warm somehow.
AlmightyOski
Yeah basically
thegreenknight7
Been married to wife 5 years on the 17th, together for 11 years. Sex like 3 or 4 times before we went on a date.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
That's probably accurate for my husband and me.
badmagic
mylovelyhangover
That's honestly how it's been for my and other gay relationships around me. Sex first, date later.
SpaceKen
Too be fair, 2 gay dudes could bang for years before ever thinking of dating...
afriendofmine
How do you expect me NOT to hate you for your sexuality when you have it so easy and my hand is all hairy? I'M THE VICTIM HERE.
Infinityblue
To be fair that's what we did in my current relationship
bluetractor
Same! Now 4 and a half years in.
Saffron89
sprocketstodockets
Are yah happy? If so, fuck cultural norms. You do you
Infinityblue
So happy. Fucking cultural expectations can kiss my ass
IncrediblyCleverUsername
Ditto. Met my current gf on craigslist looking for a casual hookup. Been in a relationship with her for 5 years now lol
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
i aimed to have a one-night-stand for the first time, dude wasn't giving in, ended up marrying him 13 years ago. Met him at a cafe.
RowRowFightThePowa
That is what happened with my ex and I. I expected FWB and a four days later I'm meeting her father.
syddevious
Me and my current 6 yr started off as casual sex then open relationship then a threesome then I asked her out on a real date 3 months in.
Infinityblue
Honestly I expected it to just be some rebound sex, and here we are a half a year later going strong.
RowRowFightThePowa
Well she was very sexual and I caught her messaging other guys. She evidently broke up with me and moved 3 hours away 7 months in.
bababazinga
Wonderful gif usage!
WilliamHuskerAdama
God I miss House.
bababazinga
I miss the original Cameron/Chase/Foreman trifecta.
Takavos
I approve this message
strangledbyaturtleneck
I'm one of them damned old and prudish kids
SpaticalDendrite
I met my current gf online and the first time we met we got drunk out of our minds and fu**ed whatever was left out them lol
Mastero777
The new rule is anal on the first date.
skibare87
I'm gay, sex usually happens before the first date.
Donnadidit
Same.
afterdinneromelets
I personally wouldn't do it but I also don't really see anything wrong with it as long as all parties consent & nobody feels pressured.
murmelzor
I almost always had sex on first date. Not proud, but balls don't go blue. Which makes me happy.
ctrlore
You... you know they don't actually... go blue, right?
murmelzor
Then why is Gargamel lurking around?!
CharlesFuckingBronson
No, the third date rule is still: "no ass to mouth before the third date." Was it ever anything else?
imgurlpowerpuff
First base is anal.
coolandelite
I would say it's at least 50/50 on the bush loving train. I'm a proud member
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DontMindMeImAnAssHole
I slept with my SO on our first date, it happens.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Went out with dude for a one night stand. We're on year 2 now.
SorryThisUsernameHasBeenTaken
I had sex on the first date with my SO and we have been together nearly 6 years. If it feels right, why not?
Heatsir
Stay off my sex lawn! <--- get it, pubes = sex lawn, old people say "get off my lawn"...Ill go now.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
It's the three date rule for those who are looking for a serious relationship. Otherwise, you just bang on the first date cuz it's fun.
Datsinginguy
Don't judge. Just be you
DownvotesAreMyNectar
Oh man, every date with a lady before now has ended in at least a nosh. I date girls with the best standards
IlikedogsANDcats
What is a "nosh"?
WardSharlow
It's when you have nibbles with some other fressers.
njotr
It’s Yiddish for food, so I guess @DownvotesAreMyNectar takes his dates out to some kosher place for dinner?
LordNoodles
It was our dining hall back at school
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idontlikecricket
O honey
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
I thought that was snogging?
CanadasOnlyBlackGuy
Oh you're right. I was thinking of snogging
MundaneFinality
A foodtruck in seattle. Pretty good fish and chips, but the minted peas are disgusting.
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Wtf is a minted pea
MundaneFinality
That's what I said. It tastes as gross as it sounds. but the overall meal is good enough anyway.
tacoparlor
It is because you are getting old, but you're also better off because this generation is thirsty af, no self control and no class.
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tacoparlor
No one said it's shameful. But do you know the marshmallow experiment? People are WAY too eager. No class or depth, just "ah wunna sex u."
Thefluffernutter
"No one said it's shameful" *continues to shame the sexually active by calling them thirsty and classless*
tacoparlor
Hahaha, good try. You're making your own arguments up and arguing with them at this point, nothing I've said has made it through. Enjoy!
squatlow17
Oh God, I must be really old school. I'd wait at least 6 date before sex. Other fun, applicable prior of course.
decimecano
it's more fun that way,
Biggerboot
Every relationship i've been in that has sex before 3 months has been shallow, I think that the time allows for the truest emotional connect
atairov
You're not the only one.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
I waited until I got engaged. The internet has told me I'm a stupid prude.
Flyndaran
We waited around 2 months and felt a bit overcome with feelings for being that soon. Different strokes for different folks.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
I don't do sex at all unless I'm fully committed to the person so you're not the only outlier :)
6313326
My sis-in-law asked how many guys I'd been with. I told her my husband was the 4th (married @29). She looked at me like I was an alien.
squatlow17
2. That is my number. 2.
PendingStatistic
1. Husbanded.
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
Same ! Highfive !
6313326
Right? She was aghast that I was so "inexperienced". 2 LTR & one attempt at a casual fling (I hated it) + husband was fine by me.
squatlow17
Not many partners doesn't make you inexperienced.
popejubal
I've only ever had sex on the first date once. I did marry her, though, so that rule obviously doesn't apply to everyone.
Harkencur
Did you get married on the first date? (just kidding, but still...)
blurgh
Swipe right on hundreds of people on an app in your phone. Fuck everyone who replies
TerryFoldFlaps
Op is a dirty slut looking for some stank pole.
MrZiddz
Is it terrible that with the majority of women ive slept with, it happened within a few hours of meeting them?
GerberLegalTeam
As a guy, I've started sticking to the "no sex till the third date rule" it resulted in a great relationship.
SvarvSven
thirsty
WellshitIcantThinkofAusername
its and old rule. but it checks out, i still go by that code. most people today go for sex quickly
thehungriestandy
Nah, OP just moves fast
VodkaReindeer
Sex isn't the weird part about the story, it's telling him about her carpet..
LadyNetrex
No rules! People should just follow their hearts!
jiynxed
neither i nor my wife EVER had sex on the first date. until we went on OUR first date. but that entire date was unprecedented for us.
NickBlacksHumor
Most girls in my experience if the first date is great you get it on the 2nd. But really just depends plus alcohol was involved here
ElecTech
Incontinence underwear and alcohol... you have some unusual fetishes.
imgurlpowerpuff
alcohol is the best.
secondgoaround
Sex on the first date, married twelve years.
Pubert1
I never expect it but I make damn sure I'm prepared if it does
SaFalken
My first date with my now fiancee almost lead to sex, but something came up. Raincheck until the next evening. (bowchickawowow)
mitchconnor
Huh, usually it's when something doesn't come up that sex doesn't work.
StoneThrowingDevil
No one sets the rules but you. Everyone is different man!
TomZarekForVicePresident
I'm banging three women right now!
ElecTech
* and the person you're with.
StoneThrowingDevil
I did mean it this way yes, I didn't think I'd need to clarify. Maybe that's naivety on my part
GoofedAllOverYourFace
That sounds like a particularly appalling superhero
TheClayKnight
I could see elementary schools coming up wit a character like that.
The4thWiseMan
What's your specialty " idk.. I'm different n' stuff.. Yano?"
GovernmentNipples
It's a bird, it's a plane, no... It's EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT MAN!
yourmomisminenow
or a psycho, "your laws don't apply to ME!"
Storyainthadnomoral
In FAIRNESS though, some people is different woman, too?
StoneThrowingDevil
I'm not sure I follow?
Storyainthadnomoral
In FAIRNESS
Foxsayy
Good on you, not seeing gender. Or wait, is that race?
Storyainthadnomoral
Who cares anyway. Aphrodite - Stalker. What a tune? That'll turn Hare Krishna into a bad boy
gseccles
I'm Ron Burgundy?
WickedWitchoftheMidwest
Thought a guy was great on 1st, I crammed in a quick 2nd date so I could get to the third faster. We're getting married this year.
IsOgBrus
It could have been in Norway. That would explain it.
cleverbeans
It's rare that I don't get action by the second date but I treat women as peers and don't immediately sexualize them so that might be why.
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
As a really withdrawn, socially awkward guy, I have a hard time imagining having sex with someone in less than a couple months.
WhereIsHockeyPants
You aren't alone, there are in fact, several of us.
Kaofael
One of us, One of us, One of us....
WhatsAJib
BurroWreck
According to one of my friends 5th date is anal.
CChowder
I've seen this a few times before but I still don't know what it's from.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Sesame Street
DrKriegersClone
Darude Sandstorm.
altrdgenetics
Star Wars
CChowder
Is... is this a Rogue One spoiler? Please say it is.
Damos1
Bad Samaritans s01 e04
searsjm79
This appears to be the correct answer and yet has the least points.
kaovalin
Backdoor Sluts 9
WhatsAJib
I think it's Bee Movie.
Kyrremann
I'm curious how it's supposed to go from anal...
VigorousButtstuff
Double fisting, golden showers, then incest with her and her mother. In that order.
bigfloppydonkydong
... mouth. According to the self help videos I watch.
WhiskeyTangoFedora
JuliusMedius
AlkeneThiol
Then you fuck her soul. Third base is shitting on her cosmic superstrings. Home is fucking her mother in the past to become her father
saltyslug
You deserve better than the points you'll receive while nested four comments deep. Have a +1 anyway.
thisplaceisnotforyou
As a gay man I have 2 rules: Not on the first date, and not until I know his last name. Sometimes you can have multiple dates in 1 night.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I'm on date #40 and GF still insisting on taking things slow. Apparently GLACIALLY slow.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
She must have you in her phone as "Free food".
BeardandBeer336
40? Is that a typo?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
No.
Falador
Maybe she's not actually attracted to you? FORTY dates with NOTHING doesn't even sound possible.
Lfa3
It is completely normal for low libido people. Source: am one.
bingotown
If that's absolutely okay with you, then it's okay. Otherwise it's a huge red flag.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I'm not exactly thrilled, but the companionship I get is better than nothing while I wait for her to be ready. Eventually.
whatsisname
Also depends on the age. At 18, may be reasonable. At 30, fuck no.
ctrlore
Don't listen to others. They seem to have completely forgotten about the old "waiting until marriage" saying. If you think they're the one
ctrlore
Then it's worth it. That being said IMO I think that view is a little dated.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I agree. I've never been the Save-it-for-marriage type by choice. But, she's ready when she's ready. :\
CityYeti
yeah, the first rule is: don't give a fuck
Beanbag96
Recently I went to see a girl for the first time, ended up having sex and sleeping with her. So either they did change it, or I'm a hoe.
Daedravex
Well the only way i can have sex is if she's blind
SoDaSexy
Rule I follow for the first date is that I don't expect sex, but am always open to it. ;) It tends to work out just fine.
Brad2217
If the bra matches the panties, she was expecting to show them off that night.
PhilDunphyIsMySpiritAnimal
Truth though.
xxMycroftxx
I've never EXPECTED sex on the first date, but sometimes I get sex on the first date.
JunWasHere
Short of vasectomy, sex always carries risk of pregnancy, so sex on a first date is just reckless, imo. Hookup culture is a thing though...
DoWeRllyKnowThisGuy
Going out your door carries a risk of dying too, going outside is reckless! Condom or pill and you're fine ( if you want 100% safe stay in )
JunWasHere
You're being a binary twat. People can date AND not have sex on the first date, that's the huge "middle ground" where people are reasonable.
adddaaaammmmm
I love this comment so much
FlexSeed
Try less rules and more "play by feel"
Technophiliac
yeah, a more "hands on" approach
djknetic
Works for Trump
Silent1fd
Do you want aids? Cause that's how you get aids.
NeverLye
You are not wrong, but condoms do exist and there is more to sex than penis in vagina.
ThicketOfThought
ThicketOfThought
Helpp
We're just getting old man.
pencilv3ster
It's just personal preference. I've had it either way. First night or 3 months later, depends on the girl and chemistry.
iamdyslexicandbadatgrammariknow
That rule has always been more of a guideline than a rule. See Pirate Code
cgimw
I tried that, but it turns out that "Take what you can, " is generally frowned upon, especially when you give nothing back.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Shh! Keith Richards could shoot you at any moment.
HugsWithForgetMeNots
Shiver me timbers on first daties, maties?
papayasown
italianbillclinton
Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Ms. Turner!
spud497
You'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one!
ninmonkey
Remember, before a pirate date always Swab the poopdeck!
Stonefruitlove
Parlé!
ninmonkey
Gesundheit
Stonefruitlove
Danke
FisterMantastic
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
AKsinfonian
Savvy?
BadTimesFriendAhead
Parr-lay?
magicpantsmcd
No parlay.
WeepingAngelsReallyScareMe
Savvy.
dangershell
I live by the code
caboops
Take what you want and give nothing back!
DukeLetoofDune
My life got a lot easier after I started living by the code. A man needs to have a code.
Doya
Warzone12
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this
Zoroasterisk
ChristopherHaarlock
This speaks to me on a horrifyingly new level now that I'm thirty..
Floorbook
tehruffledjimmies
Yes
Themanman
Sometimes it just happens. I've been with girls who I didn't even kiss until the 7th date. They were jus worth the wait
GarikFaceLoran
My best friend went a whole year before having sex with his, then, girlfriend. They also dated for 10 years before marrying.
tehruffledjimmies
^
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I'm 18 and since I'm a christian I believe in nothing till marrige, but I don't know if I would honestly be able to hold onto that, and in
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
this day and age thinking about it makes me feel like some sort of 1500s outcast
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
then again I'm a 460 pound fedora-wearing brony so my virginity will be protected until the heart attack gets me
OldIronsides
Knillis
But... Fedora-guys are atheists. KEEP TO THE STEREOTYPE
reacata
What a roller coaster of emotions
TheOneGalen
You're me but with half the years and twice the weight, then? Still unmarried virgin here, and it does get rough sometimes.
AntiEvil007
Galaxianimations
UpsetFace
ConspiracyTheoristsLilBrother
chimchim666
*hand-written note that reads: i can do what i want*
Archeangel2020
Date one, Coffee Shop: Kissing. Date Two, Dinner or Movie: Oral. Date Three Netflix and Chill: Bring A Condom
BeardandBeer336
Right?! That's my routine.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Bingo
The4thWiseMan
How does one get to the initiation stage at a coffee shop? Seems so forced..
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
When you part ways at the end
Archeangel2020
Corner booths are good so are sofas, the objective is to get close to them and talk to them.
The4thWiseMan
Probably makes a lot of sense to you, but I just can't see how that works out.. it's weird.. but take my upvotes for systematic-ness
Archeangel2020
I'm a salesman these little tricks, like sitting one the same side to bring down defenses, come second nature to me.
HolyHolopov
Am I the only one who feels oral is waaay more personal than regular sex? Sex is mutual enjoyment, oral is giving/taking.
Archeangel2020
Kinda, I still think penetration is a bigger step than oral or petting
FrozenInCarbonite
Agreed.
mormacil
PSA: Use condoms for oral as well :P
Archeangel2020
Yes MOOOOOOOOOM.
CaptainMaximum
May as well just jerk off at that rate. In 10 years of sex-having I have yet to meet a person who does this. It's not going to happen.
burgerandy
That scene in Booty Call where they use plastic wrap before cunnilingus.. hahahahahha
borringnumber
Happens with prostitutes, I am OK with that.
CaptainMaximum
I'd probably just opt to skip that part and go right to fucking. Time is money, y'know!
ThePrimrose
Well casual sex had been a thing for a while. But usually you don't end up with the person you fucked so early on. I did but hey it happens
Cananadamn
Hey me too!
ElecTech
It lasted five and a half years for me.
girlwiththephoenixtattoo
I've gotten more liberal in my old age. I'm experienced, I know what I want, we're both adults, we have needs. Fuck the rules.
Flyndaran
But some of us need to take things "slowly" not jump into bed before we know them. Different strokes for different folks though.
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
Cheers! Yes. That's what I love about being older!
RezDogLover
Well.....I dated my BF for a solid year before we slept together. I know that's more than most people but 3 dates? Too soon for me.
IceVamp
I'm not going to invest a year in a person, then find out we're not a good match in the sack.
Flyndaran
Not all of us consider sex more important than love and friendship. But you do you, so to speak.
IceVamp
Probably most of us don't consider sex more important than those things. Myself included. But it is important, personally.
Flyndaran
You're implying that just removing sex negates the relationship. But continue to deny what you're saying to yourself. Not my life.
RezDogLover
I'm not going to sleep with a person, then find out they're not worth dating. You do you, I'll do me. Turns out my BF is great in bed.
IceVamp
That's nice! I realise it might have come across as taking a shot at you. Not my intent. Merry christmas!
pandasmakemehappy
Depends on the situation and person. I personally would find sex on the first date to be a turn off, but hey if that's your thing do you.
pandasmakemehappy
Well, do them.
Thefluffernutter
So you'd just not have sex then, right? You wouldn't have sex with the person and then judge them for sleeping with you too soon, right?
pandasmakemehappy
Obviously if it's a turn off I wouldn't be having sex with them. Read instead of getting your feathers ruffled.
Thefluffernutter
Which is why I asked, buckaroo.
PeacefulWarfare
This isn't actually a rule. Every situation varies.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
FireatWill
My wheels were stolen by street youths
Efreeti
This gif was ruined for me when I saw the video clip and heard how he says it.
grotesquecrayon
I understand. I even saw the show first and then the gif, but I still feel like the gif makes it seem like he emphasises it more.
Efreeti
Yep, gif made it look to me like he barks "YOUTHss", but the real voice line is a less angry "yoOOUuthssss"
Bigtreebah
Youts
TresusIbor
What's a yute?
MoreOftenThanNot
You know, a yute.
grumpatsurrisrex
I put out on the first date more often than not. Sex is fun. As long as I'm being safe, I don't see any reason not to boink the hotties.
magicpantsmcd
If I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it.
grumpatsurrisrex
One of my closest friends keeps making fun of me for it. Kinda absurd considering we were acquaintances until we decided to fuck.
Rasui
Sounds jealous to me
grumpatsurrisrex
I wish. She's the best I've had.
ninmonkey
Boink? Jinkies.
grumpatsurrisrex
Shtup, canoodle, engage in the no pants dance, rug munch, take a trip to pound town...call it what you will.
ninmonkey
I'm not taking a trip to pound town with my gas mileage.
grumpatsurrisrex
I've started calling my partners "naughty bedfellows" and would like to know the best verb for that