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How I met your mother
Oct 7, 2019 10:07 PM
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seenunseen
when does it get funny?
LynchlessMob
I hope to God this is a true story.
Dan0Beans
That's incredible, wonderful and terrible all at the same time. I love it.
AmYourConscience
and then he killed her and her parents on christmas day
YourMomsSidePiece
Must have been an awkward story to mention during the wedding reception.
steadygentIemen
Still a better love story than howimetyourmother
bigsteve31sk8
You should try picking up women at funerals too.
AussieNotNamedBruce
See IMGUR picking up a lady is dead easy!
McFuu
Alright Edgar Allan Poe, take it easy with the stories or you'll have desperate guys cruising graveyards for a lay.
iamlolafromsharktales
This was wild from start to finish ...like what In the ever living fuck?!
deadravens13
Top of the weird list, but in a good way.... congrats on your marriage!
Jonbonjono
East or West Sussex, and which village?
sayoung0311
And then she flogged you with a set of jumper cables?
GrosseChung
What the ever living fuck
playingthedevilsadvocater
A better love story than “how I met you mother”
GondwanaCraton
What about the dead fuck who got flowers for 2.5 years because this guy is weird and has a quirky sense of humor?
stargazer58
Hes a murderer.
BenSnow97
clearly not, that's an important plot point
lykwo
"plot" point
asianmilkspray
More like plow point, m'rite?
MithNL
I started laughing at sussex... I'm 5 years old...
gorgeousninja
chaaaaals
INTERESTING IF TRUE.
tibris
that would be a better sitcom than Ted Mosby's shaggy dog story
blakemcilrath
BastardMan1977
d0o0o0d
....the most British thing I'll read all day.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Step 1: Obligation. Step 2: awkwardness Step 23: Getting married next Saturday, cheers all
Quarantinous
You forgot 1.5 and 2 5: random small towns in England, and local football clubs respectively.
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WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
At least they're our own!
allaussieadventure
Fun fact, brits have better oral hygiene than the yanks. They’re just less picky with ‘beauty’ in casting tv etc. unlike in America.
allaussieadventure
We’re used to an ‘American smile’ and an ‘English smile’. Also brits did used to have fucked up teeths
allaussieadventure
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12054216/Americans-do-not-have-better-teeth-than-the-British-study-concludes.html
torillatavataan
And we had two kids, and then there was a bit more murdering, and here's the really funny part I promised at the beginning: (1/2)
JackMacksBack
Underrated comment
ExplainThisJoke
that guy's icon looks like the icon of someone who would meet their wife at a cemetary
jery007
TL;DR?
skelitor120
Guy buys flowers for plot neighboring loved one. That plot belonged to a murderer. Met said-murderer's family. Married.
jery007
Whoa. Didn't actually expect a good Samaritan. Thanks
DeadTeddieBear77
And then all the skeletons raised up out of the graves and clapped.
ExplainThisJoke
at that dad's name? Albert Einstein
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
*DOOTed*
godofhorizons
Are you saying it's 100% impossible for this to have happened? No? Then go fuck yourself
DeadTeddieBear77
All joking aside, I did enjoy this story.
byronwashington
Who paid for the burial and headstone of the murder guy? No one brought him flowers, but that stuff is expensive, so someone had to care.
skelitor120
Likely parents or something, but they may be dead by the point of this story. He's only 37, parents probably bought him a gravesite and --
skelitor120
-- fucked off, died, and as such no flowers were rewarded.
byronwashington
Otherwise, he'd likely just have been cremated and maybe no one would pick up the remains. Also, what about the grave on the other side?
BohemondofAntioch
Graveyards aren't infinite planes.
Purpl3y3s
The mans birth family? Felt enough obligation & affection for a man they onced loved that they gave him a "good christian burial"
Purpl3y3s
But not enough grief to visit reguluarly to lay flowers at his grave
meganical
Sounds like he premeditated killing and he could have paid ahead for those services. My living grandma has hers paid entirely, thank any god
nabacular
Thank god this didn't end with Robin and Ted getting together.
Darkspire
Should have ended with Ted getting hit by a car.
DanniLuxgarbe
I'd've prefered 7 seasons of how Tracy McConnell met Ted. Really get to know her so her fate hits harder.
Darkspire
Definitely better than the oh he finally met her and then boom dead. Lame. Very Shaymalamadingdongish
dargonfarce
So I should start buying flowers and hanging around graveyards?
Teaelf
Only if you are doing it for altruistic reasons. Going to Pound Town on the Lube Express isn't one of them.
onecowboytoo
That is how you get ghosts to fuck you in the ass.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
I always figured an abortion clinic was a great way to meet loose women.
DoingAnAnxiousRun
I used to go to parks...Not really my crowd. Now cemeterys are real civil and kind places.
WarKittyKat
Depends, do you like goths?
Rogwell
That seems like a plan!
segriffka73
Grief is nature's strongest aphrodisiac, look it up.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
You'd be funnier if you did.
lykwo
"Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."-Chaz Reinhold
ItsCaptain0bvious
Do you not do that anyway?
intaglioguy
Some of those widows are rich and need help spending their inheritance.
coffeetime
If you're not getting any now, it can't really hurt
StandAgainstTyranny
Yeh
nunyobidnis
And wine.
Shadoweclipse13
Men hanging out in graveyards distributing flowers is no basis for a system of dating.
amoeba15
JustinSane6
Yes, women dig that.
legolasmyeggolas
Gravedigging women, especially.
legolasmyeggolas
CrazyMrowLady
I mean, we don't do it manually, but we're happy to buy a digger.
counterintel
Lady you can't just walk around offering to buy diggers.
JustinSane6
Digger, please.
luciferian669
With money from previous funerals ?
MystieNethersworth
I hope it’s true
Razor266
It's a nice story, I find it really unlikey that the daughter would also be at her parents grave at the same time. That's somestorytellingbs
PrecociousPanther
You really think someone would do that? Just get on the internet, and tell lies?
ItsKindaComplicated
For fake internet points no less!
idontenglishsorry
Of course its true, its in the Internet duh