Oct 21, 2019 9:59 AM
acsichi
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#funny #zebra #guilty
lurkingoldman
Sure, have a swell time in BALI at the SAFARI RESORT bonking zebras with carrots. With your GIRLFRIEND!
Malus333
Eat the fuckin carrot you stripey legged bitch
HeccinChonkerz
That solid “THUNK” followed immediately by the gasp killed me. Especially while the zebra just ate the carrot not giving a shit
abbiapocalypse
Her face is adorable.
RightToJailNoTrial
I can smell this gif
originalWFHhipster
The look on her face! If that isn't worth of it's own meme, I don't know what it.
SgtThunderfistMD
Ha! The sound it makes.
ruferto
i'd react much the same if someone threw a donut at me
crisjustme12
She's so innocent, i absolutely love her . Cheers from a fellow romanian ! ??
jmota14214
Can you translate what's being said?
amp99
That's a solid 'thunk'.
nerdbridge
Ok but GFs hair tho! <3
elbulo
I’m more amazed at the hyena Hilding the camera
Exposed!
CarrotNose
Her: "Oh no i hurt the zebra!" Zebra: "Yiss, carrid"
Evilteletubbies
v
EyeWasNeverCool
The zebra took it like a champ.
dizzyturtle
KaJuN
They do this in the Cleveland Browns stadium too, except they use beer bottles instead of carrots.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
i thought the face was priceless, then I noticed the audio icon and the sound adds so much more.
SpammaJamma
Zebra doesn't care. Zebra wants carrot.
Nyayoco
Navros!
doogal15
I’d throw her a carrot.
bags1988
I choose this guys girlfriend too.
InoffensivePablum
*baby carrot
treeclimbernick
?BURN! ?
bundleofwoodensticks
AwesomeWelles
haha, the *thock* sound is so loud.
klorel
Doonk!
Hammettt
Its a zebra so its pronounced Zoonk
Gayforbae
More like a solid THOKK...
TheTwatWaffle
Zebra: "WHAT THE F- oooh, free sky carrot!"
FallingStar7669
pippinlookingforskyapples.gif
poolhustler3465
Lol you are in a dead heat for first place comment. Go go go!
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
And on that day, a zebra religion was born. All hail the carrot giver!
ImOPsMom
"The sky carrot gods shine shine upon thee!" -- that dudes gf probably
Her words exactly.
CobraEatsSky
what language is she speaking?
HiiroRin
Romanian
superbest
Tina! Come get your dinner, you fat lard!
orty
deadeyesatan
My sister-in-law’s name is Tina and lives in my basement, I yell this at her weekly.
TheHoleStretcher3000
Video or GTFO!
Is she a fat lard?
TinaMarie16
☹️
JamesVodka
derekjohn
What the hell is a zebra doing on Bali ?
BrockEffingSamson
*takes long drag on cigarette* It all started after the war, when we all finally thought the killing was done....
ShadusMacAoidh
Your username makes that comment.
parismaker
Serving as a target and eating carrots?
Living the good life. Well, not that particular zebra.
Zahnradfee
Why, it got a free carrot.
TheClayKnight
Living the good, possibly concussed life.
TCGView
StockyStockton
This is what I came for
JoeTheBummer
No need to be that graphic, sir
davefishguy42
I also choose this guy's wife
zFUBARz
That might be the best noise I've heard in a while.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
That noise xD
MagnorCriol
Oh my god I hadn’t even thought tot turn on the noise yet. Thank you for that, that was perfect.
bigosaballer
THOC!
Elonth
nothing like one lesbian laughing at another.
DashDaddyD
Headshot!
GNiko
Why does your girlfriend hate zebras?
Imayhavebeenhacked
zebras are black with white stripes. shes white. she loves Trump. obviously racist. Thanks Obama
LordYuk
Lol
MrRidiculous
Probably a Lion’s fan
WillJeSuis
Cos they black ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ
Harambaegel
Because they are both white AND black!
pareidoliaperson
Is that a zebra's ass or a skeleton in the back? https://imgur.com/HP9NrE7
NotACanadian
Maybe that's why tsetse flies don't bite zebras. They all look like skeletons and get spooked
MisterWho
Jealous of all that interracial action.
hockeyham
We all do.
bochikiniki
She hates the mixing of black and white
Quizz25S
jetzzfan
To be fair, the officiating has been pretty bad in some of these NFL games this year.
Tweedmach8n3
My favourite part was the bit with the zebra
Skyhighatrist2
The sound the carrot made hitting the zebra.
She doesn’t, but zebras hate her.
hippoatemyzebra
No they don’t
FlyingButtPliers
What did you two do on the balcony that even zebras found disgusting?
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
whatever they did they did it like they do on the discovery channel
DangerouslyMusicalCanadianLama
What didnt they do?
Ketheres
Zebras, hopefully
Right? And where did you post the video so I know never to go there. Be specific.
nateglen350
Asking the correct questions
Kissmyshinydafodilass
Of course they do. She hits them with carrots!
Flamboyatron
I can't imagine why.
poltory
For no reason
Just like I hate hippos - see username
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
I hate when that happen.
lariskyme1
Better your zebra then you. Plus one!
GarrusStopCalibratingFFS
It's ok. I've done worse with my horse in Red Dead Redemption
Golfbob
Honestly, shooting your horse in the head happens from time to time. Oops.
DarkRedCape
There are some truly messed up things in that game. Beastiality seems like it would fit right in.
ParadoxicalSheep
I once accidentally killed another man and his horse by galloping at them full speed and smashing into them. Mr. Ed and I survived though
I did this often too
Retarded horse strength?
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT BOAH
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Oooooohh storytime!
possumattack
No further questions.
wuthless
Thats nothing compared to what a horse did to Mr Hands
IncrediblySTIFF
@ElbowDeepInAHorse u guys might have some overlap
craptrap92
Will DM further questions
Haidere1988
HaraldHartgeld
if it's okay in computer games its okay in reality *unlocks assault rifle*
ImNotTaylorSwift
I'm nit sure that sone of what I did in GTA is okay in real life.
Goku2012
Never deny yourself your own dreams...
thew33k3nd
Come on, it's just a dead hooker in a trunk. What's the harm?
You can put people in the trunk?
lurkingoldman
Sure, have a swell time in BALI at the SAFARI RESORT bonking zebras with carrots. With your GIRLFRIEND!
Malus333
Eat the fuckin carrot you stripey legged bitch
HeccinChonkerz
That solid “THUNK” followed immediately by the gasp killed me. Especially while the zebra just ate the carrot not giving a shit
abbiapocalypse
Her face is adorable.
RightToJailNoTrial
I can smell this gif
originalWFHhipster
The look on her face! If that isn't worth of it's own meme, I don't know what it.
SgtThunderfistMD
Ha! The sound it makes.
ruferto
i'd react much the same if someone threw a donut at me
crisjustme12
She's so innocent, i absolutely love her . Cheers from a fellow romanian ! ??
jmota14214
Can you translate what's being said?
amp99
That's a solid 'thunk'.
nerdbridge
Ok but GFs hair tho! <3
elbulo
I’m more amazed at the hyena Hilding the camera
acsichi
Exposed!
CarrotNose
Her: "Oh no i hurt the zebra!" Zebra: "Yiss, carrid"
Evilteletubbies
EyeWasNeverCool
The zebra took it like a champ.
dizzyturtle
KaJuN
They do this in the Cleveland Browns stadium too, except they use beer bottles instead of carrots.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
i thought the face was priceless, then I noticed the audio icon and the sound adds so much more.
SpammaJamma
Zebra doesn't care. Zebra wants carrot.
Nyayoco
Navros!
doogal15
I’d throw her a carrot.
bags1988
I choose this guys girlfriend too.
InoffensivePablum
*baby carrot
treeclimbernick
?BURN! ?
bundleofwoodensticks
AwesomeWelles
haha, the *thock* sound is so loud.
klorel
Doonk!
Hammettt
Its a zebra so its pronounced Zoonk
Gayforbae
More like a solid THOKK...
TheTwatWaffle
Zebra: "WHAT THE F- oooh, free sky carrot!"
FallingStar7669
pippinlookingforskyapples.gif
poolhustler3465
Lol you are in a dead heat for first place comment. Go go go!
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
And on that day, a zebra religion was born. All hail the carrot giver!
ImOPsMom
"The sky carrot gods shine shine upon thee!" -- that dudes gf probably
acsichi
Her words exactly.
CobraEatsSky
what language is she speaking?
HiiroRin
Romanian
superbest
Tina! Come get your dinner, you fat lard!
orty
deadeyesatan
My sister-in-law’s name is Tina and lives in my basement, I yell this at her weekly.
TheHoleStretcher3000
Video or GTFO!
Gayforbae
Is she a fat lard?
TinaMarie16
☹️
JamesVodka
derekjohn
What the hell is a zebra doing on Bali ?
BrockEffingSamson
*takes long drag on cigarette* It all started after the war, when we all finally thought the killing was done....
ShadusMacAoidh
Your username makes that comment.
parismaker
Serving as a target and eating carrots?
acsichi
Living the good life. Well, not that particular zebra.
Zahnradfee
Why, it got a free carrot.
TheClayKnight
Living the good, possibly concussed life.
TCGView
StockyStockton
This is what I came for
JoeTheBummer
No need to be that graphic, sir
davefishguy42
I also choose this guy's wife
zFUBARz
That might be the best noise I've heard in a while.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
That noise xD
MagnorCriol
Oh my god I hadn’t even thought tot turn on the noise yet. Thank you for that, that was perfect.
bigosaballer
THOC!
Elonth
nothing like one lesbian laughing at another.
DashDaddyD
Headshot!
GNiko
Why does your girlfriend hate zebras?
Imayhavebeenhacked
zebras are black with white stripes. shes white. she loves Trump. obviously racist. Thanks Obama
LordYuk
Lol
MrRidiculous
Probably a Lion’s fan
WillJeSuis
Cos they black ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ
Harambaegel
Because they are both white AND black!
pareidoliaperson
Is that a zebra's ass or a skeleton in the back? https://imgur.com/HP9NrE7
NotACanadian
Maybe that's why tsetse flies don't bite zebras. They all look like skeletons and get spooked
MisterWho
Jealous of all that interracial action.
hockeyham
We all do.
bochikiniki
She hates the mixing of black and white
Quizz25S
jetzzfan
To be fair, the officiating has been pretty bad in some of these NFL games this year.
Tweedmach8n3
My favourite part was the bit with the zebra
Skyhighatrist2
The sound the carrot made hitting the zebra.
acsichi
She doesn’t, but zebras hate her.
hippoatemyzebra
No they don’t
FlyingButtPliers
What did you two do on the balcony that even zebras found disgusting?
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
whatever they did they did it like they do on the discovery channel
DangerouslyMusicalCanadianLama
What didnt they do?
Ketheres
Zebras, hopefully
FlyingButtPliers
Right? And where did you post the video so I know never to go there. Be specific.
nateglen350
Asking the correct questions
Kissmyshinydafodilass
Of course they do. She hits them with carrots!
Flamboyatron
I can't imagine why.
poltory
For no reason
hippoatemyzebra
Just like I hate hippos - see username
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
I hate when that happen.
lariskyme1
Better your zebra then you. Plus one!
GarrusStopCalibratingFFS
It's ok. I've done worse with my horse in Red Dead Redemption
Golfbob
Honestly, shooting your horse in the head happens from time to time. Oops.
DarkRedCape
There are some truly messed up things in that game. Beastiality seems like it would fit right in.
ParadoxicalSheep
I once accidentally killed another man and his horse by galloping at them full speed and smashing into them. Mr. Ed and I survived though
GarrusStopCalibratingFFS
I did this often too
Gayforbae
Retarded horse strength?
NotACanadian
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT BOAH
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Oooooohh storytime!
possumattack
No further questions.
wuthless
Thats nothing compared to what a horse did to Mr Hands
IncrediblySTIFF
@ElbowDeepInAHorse u guys might have some overlap
craptrap92
Will DM further questions
Haidere1988
HaraldHartgeld
if it's okay in computer games its okay in reality *unlocks assault rifle*
ImNotTaylorSwift
I'm nit sure that sone of what I did in GTA is okay in real life.
Goku2012
Never deny yourself your own dreams...
thew33k3nd
Come on, it's just a dead hooker in a trunk. What's the harm?
Gayforbae
You can put people in the trunk?