We stayed at a safari resort in Bali and they gave us carrots to throw to the animals from the balcony. My girlfriend felt sorry all day for it. Haha

Oct 21, 2019 9:59 AM

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#funny #zebra #guilty

Sure, have a swell time in BALI at the SAFARI RESORT bonking zebras with carrots. With your GIRLFRIEND!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Eat the fuckin carrot you stripey legged bitch

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That solid “THUNK” followed immediately by the gasp killed me. Especially while the zebra just ate the carrot not giving a shit

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Her face is adorable.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I can smell this gif

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The look on her face! If that isn't worth of it's own meme, I don't know what it.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Ha! The sound it makes.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i'd react much the same if someone threw a donut at me

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

She's so innocent, i absolutely love her . Cheers from a fellow romanian ! ??

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Can you translate what's being said?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a solid 'thunk'.

7 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Ok but GFs hair tho! <3

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

I’m more amazed at the hyena Hilding the camera

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exposed!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her: "Oh no i hurt the zebra!" Zebra: "Yiss, carrid"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

The zebra took it like a champ.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

They do this in the Cleveland Browns stadium too, except they use beer bottles instead of carrots.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i thought the face was priceless, then I noticed the audio icon and the sound adds so much more.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Zebra doesn't care. Zebra wants carrot.

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Navros!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’d throw her a carrot.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 19

I choose this guys girlfriend too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

*baby carrot

7 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

?BURN! ?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

haha, the *thock* sound is so loud.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Doonk!

7 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 2

Its a zebra so its pronounced Zoonk

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More like a solid THOKK...

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Zebra: "WHAT THE F- oooh, free sky carrot!"

7 years ago | Likes 2533 Dislikes 5

pippinlookingforskyapples.gif

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol you are in a dead heat for first place comment. Go go go!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And on that day, a zebra religion was born. All hail the carrot giver!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"The sky carrot gods shine shine upon thee!" -- that dudes gf probably

7 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 3

Her words exactly.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

what language is she speaking?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Romanian

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tina! Come get your dinner, you fat lard!

7 years ago | Likes 855 Dislikes 4

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My sister-in-law’s name is Tina and lives in my basement, I yell this at her weekly.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Video or GTFO!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is she a fat lard?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

☹️

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

What the hell is a zebra doing on Bali ?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*takes long drag on cigarette* It all started after the war, when we all finally thought the killing was done....

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your username makes that comment.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Serving as a target and eating carrots?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Living the good life. Well, not that particular zebra.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Why, it got a free carrot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Living the good, possibly concussed life.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

This is what I came for

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No need to be that graphic, sir

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I also choose this guy's wife

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

That might be the best noise I've heard in a while.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That noise xD

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Oh my god I hadn’t even thought tot turn on the noise yet. Thank you for that, that was perfect.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

THOC!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

nothing like one lesbian laughing at another.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Headshot!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why does your girlfriend hate zebras?

7 years ago | Likes 2091 Dislikes 5

zebras are black with white stripes. shes white. she loves Trump. obviously racist. Thanks Obama

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably a Lion’s fan

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cos they black ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Because they are both white AND black!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Is that a zebra's ass or a skeleton in the back? https://imgur.com/HP9NrE7

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's why tsetse flies don't bite zebras. They all look like skeletons and get spooked

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jealous of all that interracial action.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We all do.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She hates the mixing of black and white

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the officiating has been pretty bad in some of these NFL games this year.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My favourite part was the bit with the zebra

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The sound the carrot made hitting the zebra.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She doesn’t, but zebras hate her.

7 years ago | Likes 349 Dislikes 4

No they don’t

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did you two do on the balcony that even zebras found disgusting?

7 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

whatever they did they did it like they do on the discovery channel

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What didnt they do?

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Zebras, hopefully

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? And where did you post the video so I know never to go there. Be specific.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Asking the correct questions

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course they do. She hits them with carrots!

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine why.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For no reason

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like I hate hippos - see username

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

I hate when that happen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better your zebra then you. Plus one!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ok. I've done worse with my horse in Red Dead Redemption

7 years ago | Likes 431 Dislikes 6

Honestly, shooting your horse in the head happens from time to time. Oops.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are some truly messed up things in that game. Beastiality seems like it would fit right in.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I once accidentally killed another man and his horse by galloping at them full speed and smashing into them. Mr. Ed and I survived though

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I did this often too

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Retarded horse strength?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT BOAH

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oooooohh storytime!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No further questions.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thats nothing compared to what a horse did to Mr Hands

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInAHorse u guys might have some overlap

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Will DM further questions

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if it's okay in computer games its okay in reality *unlocks assault rifle*

7 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 3

I'm nit sure that sone of what I did in GTA is okay in real life.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Never deny yourself your own dreams...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Come on, it's just a dead hooker in a trunk. What's the harm?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can put people in the trunk?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0