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Feb 20, 2017 7:12 PM
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RamonaQ
Twitter's gonna kill all language.
EdgarAllenshrimpPoeboy
missing punctuation in the last line ruins it
PervyGhandi
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heethin
Nice.
JadeMcLeod
Flagged for mature content for the way the last sentence made me feel.
XiYen13
I appreciate wordcraft, but saying a sentence or paragraph sings is like saying the wind has colours. It's just not that special.
JediSwanson
I enjoyed the 5 word sentences.
LadyArwen
Well would you look at that.
LapisLazuli94
That was six you cunt.
barehandaflyingaidsrat
After the US took control of the Philippines, Andrew Carnegie offered the US government $20 million for the island's independence.
barehandaflyingaidsrat
This was during a period in US history after war with Spain in which a rise of anti-imperialist sentiment took place in part b/c of the war
SleepyAsianOnAPlane
I love self referential prose>
LacklusterUsername
Tell that to Hemingway...
Tranchec
This made the hairs on my arm stand up
ImTheEvilTwin
The 5 word sentences sound like the way Trump speaks
JackalRailroad
I can also vary my sentence length when I use fragments as "sentences" and ignore when and how conjunctions work.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I enjoyed reading this post. It was entertaining for sure.
SmowI
Nothing is monotonous if you read it in Tom Scott's voice
SleepyAsianOnAPlane
I love self referential prose http://consc.net/misc/moser.html
cyanide4u
Run-on sentence. Not acceptable.
charismaticneutral
Here I am thinking I was good at writing, when really I was just puting thoughts on paper. Not crafting them like this, fuck.
thatOTHERsithlord
I got goosebumps...
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
There are seven words to make a woman love you, and ten words to break a strong man's will.
surferliv
TLDR
APersonWhoUsesImgur
I've been reading too much Pynchon and Nabokov recently. That "long" sentence felt pretty short.
ILove80s90sActionMoviesAndRelatedGifs
I love writing. I love also my mother language... It's so poetic when well-spoken... thanks for that nice post.
papapaoomowmowpapaoomowmowmowpapapaooomamowmowpapaoo
"I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length." <-- nope. Bad Gary.
JohnDillingersPenis
I'm so hard right now.
DonaldDoge
HeccinNice
penis
pookieeatworld
Read some Tolkien. I seem to remember one sentence in the second LotR book lasted well over a page.
BananaAddedForScale
Easy there, Johnny boy
pudgychicken
username checks out?
ImCheckingNames
Username is the cherry on top.
danceswithkittons
Ropo101
Literally laughed out loud at this
brunkate
i've a ladyboner
Lezbedevious
I'm as wet as you are hard
JohnDillingersPenis
Bio says you're dry.
Lezbedevious
I can't argue that. Once in great whole though something magic happens...
JohnDillingersPenis
Hallelujah!
fartnugget69
I'm so hard right now. The veins of my penis throb to the rhythm of a bass drum. Ba dum. Ba dum. Ba dum...
bigdog1983
Prunebane
"Hard", a collaborative story by JohnDillingersPenis & fartnugget69. "An instant classic!" - Critics, probably
PedanticGonkDroid
An instant classic!
ManDonkey
Rating: 5/7
tiduszecht
7.8/10 too much water
GreyArea51
I like this
WesleySnipesAccountant
My son fucked 5 guys
anonymous6366
The five word sentences sound like Trump talking
jgardner3611
It's funny that you think he can string 5 words together without interrupting himself
Trashgarbage
I HAVE THE BEST SENTENCES.
DaydreamingInsomniac
aselleus
He's so smart he knows OVER FIVE WORDS. But they are the best words. Everyone loves those words.
penguin1027
The best
thisisthefirstoneitried
WRONG! Trump has best sentence! Termp like smrt person! L'il Donny Trums is Bestident!
CountCrimson
Because he is trying to make people not listen to how stupid he is
KillaMaaki
SAD.
Eddwyn
English teacher here, stealing this!
MiddleEasternWeeaboo
*GASP* Is an English teacher stealing other work after bitching at us for our whole academic career for not plagiarizing? This is sacrilege!
Eddwyn
Plagiarizing = straight up copying. I'll be using this as an inspiration for some course material.
aleafonthewind
That sentence has five words.
WayneTheSnake
I first saw this in a creative writing class where we read a number of Gary Provost tips. Another of his suggestions that have really (1)
WayneTheSnake
stuck with me is about slang – saying that many teachers approach it “not in a practical way, but as a moral crusade. They see new (2)
WayneTheSnake
words as Huns swooping down from the hills to rape our mother tongue.” If it doesn’t work in class, at least it’s an entertaining read! (3)
Spewge
This comment has five words.
MalkilTheDarkFire
This comment's just six words long.
pimientofrito
I suck big yummy dicks.
Weiners
vegans shouldn't suck dick. meat in your mouth and all that
Beenbannedbefore2
GetBehindBraum
And this one has six
GetBehindBraum
Wait
ItsCaptain0bvious
This one does not. Fuck!
crashmcleroy
This lie has 3 words
NorthKoreanCitizen
Agunslingerborn
Here is an upvote sir. This sentence is five words.
YourFaceStoleChristmas
Here are five more words.
ExcitingJosh
Five word comments are fine.
friskydinfu
But several together become monotonous.
shreddedcarrot
Your's is better
TeenInASuit
Listen to what is happening.
SatansLeftNipple
The writing is becoming monotonous.
clipartist
"And this reply has five words" - Trump
HazyWasabi
Alternative math
Chinwekewa
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
Its like they are raping our eyes with these political comments. Cant some stuff be a-political?
Radix865
Anything is political if you're annoying enough.
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
I know the best words.
MrFluffles
Your sentence has the worst words, sad.
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
I was loosely quoting Trump. No need for the hostility.
clipartist
i'm pretty sure mrfluffles was doing the same