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I understand there's no sound. Here's the sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud2E6TSfJ0M
Three Days of Hospitality
98oktan
Fireball "to the residents of..."
WallpapersandHistory
Good good
LullabyJones
Punch a velociraptor in the dick
KMakyra
So are we just ignoring the part that said punch a viloceraptor in the dick?
Carefuler
#26 no, because Venezuela #35 I like this one especially!
Amazingamandaaaaa
#8 I’m 31 and single. I feel that deeply.
SomeCrazyNerd
The one about accountability with drunk women is insanely reductive, exaggerated and unfair
Thatonephlogpyro
My reaction to the australian hailstorm
Waaahmbulance
So it was just like totally easy to be single in the 50’s, huh? Bet no one batted an eye. Did I wake up old or was this recycled by a tween
Dyslexicbirch
#4 im to old to understand any of that
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Fireball is a spell that hits an area not an individual, good to hit a group of people
LinwoodLTHR
Dungeons and Dragons.
konejumala
#38 Finnish author Pasi Ilmari Jääskeläinen did this, though there's only two or three different endings.
bailarconmigo
#14
4No1AfR8
So far, sooo good. 1 point for Slithering.
Muffdiver9
#1 I'm about to start my first DnD campaign and this is exactly the kind of character I want.
igndar
Just sayin’, a sword that makes my opponent go from angry/murdery to sad/depressed/despondent is probably going to be useful.
blaid0
Pretty sure the average age for marriage, spawning continues to rise everywhere.
MobileKeepsMessingUp
Yeah, OP should check out some metropolitan areas. People are shocked there if you marry before 26 in some circles.
blaid0
Yeah, average first time mother in Holland is 32. Average.
TheInventor
Acceptable. I award you one point.
NotABench
@ExtraUpvote I award you two points, in an attempt to validate my self-worth.
fluhatinrapper
Fear is not useless. Fear is the reason you don't punch that asshole dude at the bar with 6 of his biker buddies next to him.
SanguiniusRex
MrBubbles42
I second that.
BurningVeryImportantThings
oh yeah well hey @extraupvote do yo thang
denryAwwVillain
This is the most socially-acceptable number of points to award.
Obsidian3
Acceptable comment. I award you one point.
hirvipelko
No sound to your motivation song
ScottishPower
I am disappoint
MisterNoName
Story of my life.
Predacane35
Would you say it's unmotivational?
aka184mommie
Perhaps they are motivated by silence
supercoolfresh
I DON'T WANT NOBODY FUCKING WITH MEEE IN THESE STREETS
iLikedItTheWayItWas
Where do I find sauce..??!
MYSTICWOMaaaam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUScSJ1e2To
Th3Unkn0wnUs3r
Here is the sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud2E6TSfJ0M
MeEmBot
Someone laughed like Woody the Woodpecker
Simonboo
Hmm, not motivated after watching that - irritated, yes.
NasaFakedTheMoon
CheetahFart
I made a remix of that song if you guys are interested : https://youtu.be/dpLBoxoJtuo
Alomega
No no no... A fireball always has a primary target. It is addressed “To Asshole and Associates”.
Redandpurpleunicorns
This is the best dump I've come across in a long time. Maybe ever. You're cool OP.
mcclure75359515
Agreed! We would probably make good friends.
likeforsuredude
Agreeable post.
LionLee2026
Thank you so much, it really means a lot
DreamMachine3
Me too! Quite nice +1
Redandpurpleunicorns
I really enjoyed all that, you deserve nice compliments!
ILikeRiceAsAMainDish
#20 My DM once gave me a greatsword that makes you depressed if you get hit by it
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
KobeYEET
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Codox3000
Fear is not useless, fear is the mountain you climb to see the view from the top.
BYERE
#1 And a nuke is equivalent to posting flyers all over a city so everyone knows about it...
skarred
Passable dump
ArtOzz
#1
wovermShaper
I detect some heresy.
SchrodingersDictator
“Sergeant! Do you see that army over there?”
Wyntinn
"Yes Commissar!"
HypiusMaximus
"I don't want to."
SchrodingersDictator
“Understood Commissar!”
Natrezall
Ah the commissariat, for when you face fear before you, place terror behind.
Carefuler
This is a really good dump, but, of course, I take issue with some. Well done! Coconut milk and mammal milk aren't the same.
CheddarDreams
And coconuts don't give live birth
Carefuler
Yes, that too!
likeimfromcorklike
#8 What age do people get married in other countries? In Ireland it’s like early 30s would be standard. I’m 25 and none of my friends are.
LionLee2026
I live in South Africa, I'm 21 and about half my Matric (Senior year?) class are married with kids.
Kodaxmax
In australia alot of younger couples just don't bother, alot of people over 40 got married in their early 20s or even late teens sometimes.
UnemployedInGreenland
“A sword that inflicts emotional wounds.” So, psychic damage?
Barrycontrary
Mostly good, but wtf for the sobriety of women post. That is some fascinating (garbage) legal logic.
Dustfinger4268
All legal logic is garbage
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Right? It's not like the grey area is that large. If she's unconscious, barely conscious, or verbally incoherent, don't fuck her. Same...
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
...goes, legally speaking, for fucking a dude.
greggor
Okay, but if both parties are in the same state of incoherence, then why is the man the rapist in that scenario? Should be both or neither.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Bear in mind,a s well, that the precise wording and details of the law will vary from nation to nation and state to state. It may well be...
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
...that actually, *both* parties or neither are responsible in some place.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
It is taken into account. In that scenario, a conviction is even more unlikely than usual. Remember that the structure of the anglosphere...
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
...legal system is 'Innocent until proven guilty beyond all reasonable doubt'. And again 'too drunk to consent' isn't 'WOO!' wasted, it's...
Muffdiver9
It's satire around the notion that men are entirely responsible for sexual contact when alcohol is involved even if both parties are drunk.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
We know what it is, it's just not correct.
Barrycontrary
Men are responsible for where they put their dicks at any time. Consent is always needed. That's it.
BlackIC
The problem is 'blackout' drunk. The person behaves in a seemingly coherent manner, but doesn't remember it later.
greggor
So if men are the ones responsible for where the dick goes, then female-on-male rape is...? What? Impossible? The man’s fault?
Barrycontrary
See the second sentence. Consent.
kirbfucius
Legally speaking, pretty much everywhere, a rapist can only ever be male and a rape victim can only ever be female. Anything else is assault
Dustfinger4268
That’s pretty fucked up
Muffdiver9
You really just proved my point. Two people are drunk and somehow it's only the man's fault if they have sex.
Barrycontrary
If it's not clear that a person wants to have sex, then the other person doesn't have sex with them. It doesn't matter the gender.
Barrycontrary
Men aren't taught enough to ask and recognize that consent. We're taught to pursue and persist. To "hunt".
Muffdiver9
If you're both drunk, both impaired, then you're equally responsible. We're not talking about black out drunk rape here.