LullabyJones

469824 pts · August 28, 2015


If you post a picture of your animal, I will tell him/her that I love them. That’s just how it is.

Mambo Number 5 came out in 1999

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Just another miserable childless cat lady out to make the USA a terrible place, according to the world’s greatest bootlicker and sofa lover.

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Buh bye

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Cowboy on Quinn

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Every damn time

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My heart can’t take any more

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Do you remember?

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Maybe the real NFTs were the friends we made along the way.

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Cody and Pippin need our love and support!!

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AAAA

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Upvote

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Obama upvote and downvote

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This guy is so illiterate, he can’t even read a goddamn room.

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It’s my eighth cake day!

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Look at these assholes

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Just kidding. Kids in the U.S. don’t get recess anymore.

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I’ve been inspired by the Alt National Park Service lately. Knowing I’m on the side of the Park Service helps.

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Nine cakeday delights from my “so beautifully stupid” folder.

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CVTC, baby!

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Well done, Georgia.

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She should have died in prison.

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When someone posts beautiful Norway content.

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Leaves

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September 30 vs October 1

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Punk Golden Girls

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Not The Onion. But actually The Onion.

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Corn!

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Hell yeah

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Here’s a dog I saw today.

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Published in October of last year, here’s one example of why the documents taken from the mango Mussolini’s golf course/ex wife burial ground are so concerning.

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A Snoop dump for no reason at all on this particular day.

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I have no idea what kind of plant this is but it’s lovely

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Well good golly! I sure hope those geniuses down at WaPo get all this figured out!

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definitely e

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July 29th post, as is tradition.

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Buster Rhymes Keaton

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Wallpaper

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The fact that it isn’t a Warnock landslide is appalling.

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I’m currently reading “Song of Achilles”

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The best strawberries I’ve ever had.

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This has been a good week

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Today’s the day

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I’m trying to love myself like Mr. Rogers loves me.

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The rabbits don’t run anymore when I come out to water in the evenings.

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Celebrated my cakeday by canning 25 pounds of peaches with my friend.

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I am going to create a dump so toxic

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June 1

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When maga warned of the dangers of drag shows, they were telling us us their plans.

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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got a Pepcid or something. My anaconda has GERD.

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Rest In Peace, Coolio.

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I listen to the Cranberries at least once a week

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Kids are sometimes awesome

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I love my frog husband.

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Also applies to toddlers.

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Whoa- ohhh

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