Mambo Number 5 came out in 1999
Just another miserable childless cat lady out to make the USA a terrible place, according to the world’s greatest bootlicker and sofa lover.
Buh bye
Cowboy on Quinn
Every damn time
My heart can’t take any more
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Do you remember?
Maybe the real NFTs were the friends we made along the way.
Cody and Pippin need our love and support!!
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Upvote
Obama upvote and downvote
This guy is so illiterate, he can’t even read a goddamn room.
It’s my eighth cake day!
Look at these assholes
Just kidding. Kids in the U.S. don’t get recess anymore.
I’ve been inspired by the Alt National Park Service lately. Knowing I’m on the side of the Park Service helps.
Nine cakeday delights from my “so beautifully stupid” folder.
CVTC, baby!
Well done, Georgia.
She should have died in prison.
When someone posts beautiful Norway content.
Leaves
September 30 vs October 1
Punk Golden Girls
Not The Onion. But actually The Onion.
Corn!
Hell yeah
Here’s a dog I saw today.
Published in October of last year, here’s one example of why the documents taken from the mango Mussolini’s golf course/ex wife burial ground are so concerning.
A Snoop dump for no reason at all on this particular day.
I have no idea what kind of plant this is but it’s lovely
Well good golly! I sure hope those geniuses down at WaPo get all this figured out!
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July 29th post, as is tradition.
Buster Rhymes Keaton
Wallpaper
The fact that it isn’t a Warnock landslide is appalling.
I’m currently reading “Song of Achilles”
The best strawberries I’ve ever had.
This has been a good week
Today’s the day
I’m trying to love myself like Mr. Rogers loves me.
The rabbits don’t run anymore when I come out to water in the evenings.
Celebrated my cakeday by canning 25 pounds of peaches with my friend.
I am going to create a dump so toxic
June 1
When maga warned of the dangers of drag shows, they were telling us us their plans.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got a Pepcid or something. My anaconda has GERD.
Rest In Peace, Coolio.
I listen to the Cranberries at least once a week
Kids are sometimes awesome
I love my frog husband.
Also applies to toddlers.
Whoa- ohhh