George R.R. Martin and the South Park episode

Jul 30, 2014 11:55 AM

IamAlexander

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Maybe he IS 9 years old...

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One tiiiiiitty next to another titty. Two titties next to yet another titty (party titty party)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still sing the weiner anthem at the start of each episode

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I expected more boob gifs

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that was the joke that Trey and Matt were trying to convey

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

George R.R. Martin in his Youth,. front center.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So like this George? nsfw http://imgur.com/2t3BOEi nsfw

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

So, is this safe for work? I see the letters, but they aren't in caps.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I would say no.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, that is technically not safe for work, but I'm still somewhat disappointed

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Here you go NSFW http://imgur.com/ZmXHyMK NSFW

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Something something wod's gork.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now this is NSFW.... I did not show this one to my boss.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm now somewhat happier

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Her name is Melissa Clarke and I think the video is still on vimeo.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're doing god's work, son

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How is this NSFW? I opened this and then showed my boss. He agreed it is legit.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got banned for posting something like this. It's better to be safe than http://imgur.com/Ahg3dit

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it's respectful. Good for you, Azazyel.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. Its like imperialist imgur.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just a bad day I think, people were reporting a lot of images. I did get unbanned eventually though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for scurrilous

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZYi52FTPpQ&t=204

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

WHAT THE HELL, why is he adorable?! He sounds like a kindly old man! THIS IS AN EVIL MONSTER!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait......so looking at the background he was at a Playboy event? Shit man, motherfucker has some perks

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Perhaps GRRM's wiener is the floppiest of them all.

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got me

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

disappointed that this wasn't #1

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The instagram filter killed it for me. I still upvoted, but not as fervently.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This always makes me feel inadequate. I don't want to talk about it!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Only his arm moving makes me uncomfortable.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw Reek! It's just a summer sausage.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what?... no! Just pork sausage >:)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

weiner, weiner weiner

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Scurrilous". HOW IS HE NOT ACTUALLY ENGLISH?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

TBH, his weiner is actually English.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im not worried about his sexual preferences.....I'm worried about SEASON 5

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He said weiners 5 times, boobies 2. So... South Park's not that far off.

12 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 5

Illuminatee

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sayng boobies 2 times equals 4 boobies. so 5 weiners, 4 boobies. Still loves weiners.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

South Park is never far off!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sings* One weeeeeiner next to another weee-eeiner

12 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 1

twooooo weeeiiners next to yet anooother weeeeinerr (weiner weiner, floppy weiner!)

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Nice and soft! Not erect!

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Weeeiinerrrr Dingle Dangle, weiner weiner

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Moooooore weeeeeeiners in my faaaace

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shall I give a beat? WEEIner weiner WEEIner weiner WEEIner weeiner WEEIner and repeat

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weiner party! Weiner party! Weiner party!

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keep doing what you're doing man.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Teamwork motherfuckers!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DO YOU SPEAK IT

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So when soccer players get excited, they start a circle pit?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best. Thing. Ever.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imagine if the last guy fucked it up

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya, know. I am tempted to start correlating these gifs to the post at hand.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"it's ok, but needs more weiners." -George R.R. Martin

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

so thats what happened at the world cup...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice gif, irrelevant gif guy :D... But I think I'll stop replying to all your gifs now... or will I?

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This... is pretty amazing.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

saw a brief instant of side boob, still gonna fap

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That was indeed irrelevant! Good job you!

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Nice that he can laugh about it, because it seems that not everyone South Park makes fun of can take a joke.

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As someone with boobies, that dress looks just painful.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'd like to guardrail those things.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm not even sure what that means.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

knockers + sausage in between = guardrailing. New saying, use it from now on.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a panzuri son. Do not google panzuri at work.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh shit too late!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She has a natural duck face lol

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 9

And I wouldn't imagine her without it :D

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Those are called lips.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

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impressive.....

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I would Maergery her Tyrell, if you know what I mean.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

smirk me? SMIRK YOU!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how bout some love for the butts

12 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 2

it's to die for

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sure do prefer a ladies butt instead of her boobs!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

ah yes, the ass that lost the north.

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

DM;HS

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crop out the half with her face and you might have something there.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 17

Clearly no one agrees that she has a face like a horse.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Spoiler alert: she dies

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12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

I saw the South Park episode before I started GoT. I was surprised, yet pleased, with the lack of wieners.

12 years ago | Likes 391 Dislikes 6

Me too, and now I can't watch the intro without singing " weiner weeeinnerr"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha me too! I was expecting to drown in wieners, I can only handle one please ;)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya'll want a real wiener parade get some Spartacus. I love the show and have no problem with wiener lovers, but Jesus...so much wiener.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a straight guy, i actually like that they throw some wang in there once in a while, for the ladies

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

We're not entirely satisfied with just one errant shot of Hodor wearing a prosthetic penis.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

There's really not a lot of weiners in it. Loads of lovely boobies and muff and bum bums tho :)

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 3

+1 for bum bums.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for bum bums.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a woman, there needs to be more wieners. Equality! Men deserve to show off their meat sticks too.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You get a good amount of male butt action though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dat Hodor weiner tho?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Spoiler alert!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, I too expected more wieners. However, they were definitely right about there not being enough dragons.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Theon was surprised, yet not pleased with the lack of weiners.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

As a lady, I'd like to see more wiener in the show. I like seeing the boobs, too, but only one shot of Jon Snow's butt? ): Disappoint.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can understand that. I don't exactly want to see a bunch of dicks, but there's at least 3 full frontal scenes of women in each episode.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd just like it if they showed men & women nude equally. I dont really give a shit about nude scenes, Im just tired of seeing tits 24/7.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not Kit's butt either iirc, it's a stand in.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know! ): But whoever it was has a nice ass. I bet Kit's butt is fuzzy....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a dude with a fuzzy butt: I have an unreasonably high interest in the thoughts of ladies on fuzzy butts.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like fuzzy butts, personally. Reminds me of a cat. Like to pet it and meow at it. Annoys the owner of the butt, though... just like a cat!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, GRRM signed my tits for free at a party

12 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

So what sort of party involves GRRM and tit-signing? The best kind naturally.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone charges you to sign your tits, it's time to think about not asking people to sign your tits anymore.

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't allow someone to sign my tits if it wasn't for free. It's not like that signature's permanent

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's weird because he signed my wiener at that exact same party

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So /you/ were the one running around with his wiener out. I thought that was just a story they told me because I couldn't remember the party

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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Thank you. Thank you for making my Thursday.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You da real MVP.

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Winter isn't all that's coming. White Walkers are coming, too.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well. That's just neat.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I really hope this is true!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but a boobies song wouldn't have been as catchy as the weiner theme.

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Boobies, boobies boobies, boobies boobies, ...

12 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 0

....rockin everywhere?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, now that song is stuck in my head.

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jiggle boobies, jiggly boobies, jig jig jiggle jug jiggle jug...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

boooobie, floppy boooobie..... wait...what?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One booby next to another booby, boobies boobies, Perky boobies, Tiny boobies.

12 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Nice and soft

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

i think it works with anything.... bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum buuuum for instance.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

One wiener next to another wiener, tow wieners alongside yet another wiener, wiener wiener wiener wiener.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Song of Trojan fire and ice

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Oh, but you're so wrong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePusmtf1IQ

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that was entertaining

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IT crowd agrees http://youtu.be/Elj5n3t8iOc

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Soft booby next to another booby

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Giant boobies, floppy boobies...

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yes it is

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The Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4

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Weiner weiner weiner weiner weiner wiener wieeeener wiener wiener

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Floppy wieners

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is now stuck in my head. I'm walking around singing weinner, weiner

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This Is The Best Part Of This Episode :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, now doe the Boobies, BOOOOOBIES BOOOOBIES version!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is far superior to the weiner song

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol...

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I just noticed there's actually a spoiler for the actual GoT-show at 00:43!

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IKR? I'm just so upset that they gave away the wiener-flopping....

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you know theres this little rectangle thing with paper and words that actually has a lot of the show spoilers in it?

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I have no idea what you're talking about, but it sounds awful. /irony

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Wow... I'm actually glad that I watched that episode of South Park before I started watching GoT. Didn't realize they had spoilers in there.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It wasn't much of a spoiler because it's said amongst a bunch of other ridiculous things

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. I probably would have just assumed it was them messing with people

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I'll never hear the GoT theme song the same way again.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This never gets old. I'm glad they kept the bit at the end too before they cut it off.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god. I'm dying.

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Like, you just can't even?

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Hah.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i never noticed the spoiler in there before

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because the spoiler is said in a context where you're not going to believe anything GRRM is saying is actually a spoiler

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http://imgur.com/faTOMq4

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I can't help but think that if this was Robert Downey Jr. she would think he was hilarious.

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you better believe it.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Attractive women are hit on all the damn time. You grin and deal and when it's someone you like, you're allowed to look at the upside.

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Fuck you, Miss Daisy.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Adventures of the boobie watcher

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

DANG IT I WANT TO UPVOTE YOU BUT IM SUPERSTITIOUS AND YOU'RE AT 12 POINTS ATM.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

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I love that this comment is now at 12 points

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Okay! Boobies!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

floppy weiners, floppy weiners!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Is it bad that I didnt notice the playboy bunnies until you posted this?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Looks like they have light-up suits, too.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not porn, It's HBO.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I try not to dislike people I've never met, but SHE ANNOYING

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh yes! The Boobies!"

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boobies!

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

....Hey, it's you! Sup!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

boobies

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The usual then?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, the boobies!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"och yes. ze boobies."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BOO - BIES !

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahahahahahahah!!! +1 as i laugh to myself on the shitter

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I love how mostly consistent the hairstyles are for each region of Westeros. Quite pleasing.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Her tits bou- Her tits bou- Her tits bou- Her tits bou- Her tits bou- Her tits bou-

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Grind teeth, look straight ahead, do not engage the nerd. LEVEL 3 ALERT: Too late, he's hitting on you.

12 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 3

cept he's married.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yeah I think he just doesn't give a shit if she feels awkward.

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Probably.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She asked the wiener question, and he replied with boobies. If she's weirded out, it's her fault.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0