MRW my cat lays on my chest while I'm browsing.
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Post your best insults and wishes of ill-fortune. Be clever, and may hornets block your path to the pesticides to kill them.
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The 2nd time you look in the fridge, while your hope is dwindling.
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Selfie ban lifted? "Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!" -Anchorman
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Olaf is also annoying.
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When you make fried food and forget to salt it.
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MRW I overhear a newscaster say someone with my name is going to jail.
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When numerous people hate your comment for unfathomable reasons.
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Is it late enough for this? It's late enough for this.
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Boy am I in a tough situation here...
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Especially if the greentext is long.
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When you're scrutinizing your tittle for errors before submitting.
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Nothing to see here. Go on, Shoo.
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MRW the envelope glue tastes bad.
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Have you guys ever seen a baby crayfish? You have now.
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Scrotes Ma-GOATS!
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Ham zoom.
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Go home Imgur, you're drunk.
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How I think I sound to people I attempt to flirt with:
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*Takes dump at work*
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Live action Candy Crush.
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For the ladies and gentlequeers, part 2.
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Enjoy your liquids, kids.
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Google. Birds with arms. Make story. Lose focus.
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MRW I calculate my finances from what I have in the bank and THEN remember that I have a cash stash.
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This is for the ladies and gentlequeers of Imgur. Enjoy
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*FANGIRLING INTENSIFIES*
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Just moved home. My cat either missed me, or is trying to kill me. Either way I'm trapped. send help.
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'Mitten' was the word I was looking for. Don't judge me, I have a cold.
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I regret none of this
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My roommates don't seem to appreciate long hair on men.
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Happy 238th Birthday to the United States Marine Corps!
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Tit le
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Th cut-glass Bath, by Rene Magritte, Surrealist painter. 1946.
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I admire their dedication, but was it necessary?
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When you worked really hard on something and you're waiting for the opportune time of day to post it.
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Once upon a time I made these fabulous easter eggs
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DIDNEY WORL?
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If I were a demon, these would be my eyes. Not bad...
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Damn you, Milk!
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Do you like Bacon? Do you like facts about bacon? Then this post is for you.
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A few of my less lady-like moments, but not the worst..
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Found out I'm Voldemort's daughter, and I grew up on Dune, Arrakis, Home of Spice.
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Eat dinner at 5AM, then go right to bed.
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Hydrophobic sneakers. Awww yiss! So pristine!
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Just found this on the floor where I work. I want it on a trophy.
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Looked through my 2012 Planner and found this.
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Merry Christmas everyone! Want to see some OC?
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I see your Dildo Pond and raise you Humptulips, Washington.
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When the person you're texting/chatting with stops responding suddenly.
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Just because.
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Someone requested I post another selfie (presumably because of the crazy-eyes, I dunno). This one's for you, Imgurian.
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Because it's 2:30 AM. That's why.
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I swear on my life I have never looked this up before yet this is exactly what I was going to type...
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I will never not think this is hilarious.
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Is bike jousting a thing? Can it be a thing?
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Started my period on Friday the 13th. I know which movie I'm watching tonight!
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and I'm a female....
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