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How many Miamians do we have here?
Apr 6, 2016 12:28 AM
overlysexualizedvelociraptor
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How many Miamians do we have here?
justaminutethere
There is a restaurant in Orlando, FL called ZaZa's. It's coffee is so good. I wish I had some now.
lsslawyer
Got seriously addicted to this when on vacation with my husband in October. We were up to several cups a day when we left.
PhoenixPerson
This is real coffee. 305 born and raised.
ninelbhammer
I love finding new and ridiculous ways to prepare coffee. This is new and exciting information to me. Thanks, @op.
LargeVarge
Ralphie May has a great bit about Cuban coffee. Being from south Florida i can confirm its spot on. Check YouTube. It's worth it.
am11x
Born and raised. Grandmother added this to my milk as a baby... Can drink before bedtime. Give to American boyfriend, can't sleep for hours
fullofwastedpotential
As a Cuban in Miami, it's not a morning without it
Stribbless
Woooooo miami man here!
gatomejores
Popular here in Tampa as well. Fellow employees like to give me my own full cup because it seems to have no effect on me otherwise.
RickyMartinsVagina
That's my shit. I don't even use the tiny cups. I drink it all myself.
Cutestuffies
Say hello to my little cup of coffee.
NokenMonk
No one warned me about it. Ended up doing coffee shots and still wide awake about 10hrs later
BeefJurky
wow 10 hours. so almost half a day. wild, man.
skulkerS
Maybe he's a cat. He is on imgur after all
MeerkatMeering
Miamian here, true story. Sales might have slipped briefly during the flakka rage though. Explains a lot of the Florida man stories I think
StupidCanadianWolfBird
roytherocket
Is that a very tiny cup of coffee?
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
wikipedia says its identical italian espresso, so i guess thats just americano-sized serving of espresso. yikes.
janedrew
Yes. You are supposed to share the larger cup with friends, but honestly we all just drink the large cup even if there's a chance of death.
Quantumflower
That's all you need! It has like 20 spoonfuls of sugar!
awakeasleep
Gross
KomradKomarov
I don't live in Miami, but half of my family does do I'm very familiar with this potent drink.
djdoughy
partied in miami for a week, it was the only reason i slept the first night, and after the coffee in the morning didnt sleep till i got home
mypetspider
KENDALL REPRESENT @OP
MrBart
So fauwancy
Zimzimaaa
awww yiis South Miami ftw
overlysexualizedvelociraptor
*waves enthusiastically*
emotionlordcat
Ahh i will be so sad when i have to move somewhere with no cortaditos or coladas
mewtoo
Is from Miami.
Ryfern
Where can I buy this online?
iidky
Miami is Cocaine Central of the USA. Why ruin that with meth?
southboundpachyderm
Been in South Florida for 20 years and seen almost every drug known to man, yet I still have never once seen Meth. Thank God...
ThatOneGuyPablo
Come to Arkansas. Basically all we have is meth. The more out in the boonies you get, the more meth there is.
southboundpachyderm
Blegh! I appreciate the hospitality however I must decline. Meth is one thing I never have nor ever wish to see. I bet it's bad there...=/
chillmike
Pilon or Cafe Bustelo?
musingsofaunicorn
Native Miamian here but I don't drink coffee :/ could go for pan con mantequilla
MrBart
Obligatory Oi mami from a white guy in South fl
musingsofaunicorn
Lol Hola Papi como estas ;)
MrBart
I know this super late and my Spanish is a bit rusty but I'm 90% sure that means pm me.
musingsofaunicorn
I tried to send you a message not sure if it worked :)
MrBart
Gotem but can couldnt find them on my phone so i had to physically go on my computer
MrBart
Mfw Florida is on front page and it's not Florida man or alligators
overlysexualizedvelociraptor
What's the face? And yes, we have much more than some idiotas here in Florida.
zorrofuerte
We have some good athletes, springs, and beaches too.
nuggetsfromheaven
As a Cuban, it is my blood.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
So, as a dude from Idaho (no Cubans for miles around)... where does one get this stuff?
janedrew
I used to live in Florida and miss this the most. You can make it at home with Bustelo brand espresso, but it's not as good.
dez111
Mmm cafecito
janedrew
Cortadito for me, please. And a guava pastry.
KomradKomarov
Pastelitos, croquetas, and a cortadito is probably my favorite food combination.
overlysexualizedvelociraptor
Colada is life.
dez111
Everytime I go to my cousins house in Miami. First thing to get my caffeine fix.
sunnyburr
Hi from Palm Beach County!
southboundpachyderm
https://media.giphy.com/media/SBOAoIan6i1mU/giphy.gif From the Boca/Deerfield line =)
kisselFL
Hello from across the street from Cemetery Village!
MrBart
I wish I stayed by you guys. Such lovely cities :(
southboundpachyderm
You are always welcome to come back and visit!
MrBart
I'm by Dania/Hollywood. Bit of a drive but always go up there to Palm Beach International Raceway for events.
southboundpachyderm
Right on! Yeah South Florida is basically all connected from The Keys up to like North Palm Beach. I absolutely adore it.
Spanglah
Used to date a lady of Cuban heritage. Can confirm this shit will make you see around corners.
Bombofclusterfucks
Caffeine doesn't effect me so I wonder if this would actually show me why people like it so much haha
capflavex
Ah! Give me that funky funk!
gambronus
Goes great with a splash of rum in it too
Spanglah
Read the comment, could have sworn I heard angels singing in the background.
darkhavana0512
Did she teach you how to make it? What is the secret?
NotSoDarkKnight
1 part coffee beans, 4 parts Colombian Bam Bam, 2 parts half and half. Simmer and serve.
Spanglah
∆ Pretty much.
Djohaal
As a Brazilian, it's just your american coffee that is so wrong.
Th3Ch33t
Something something, the funk, something something, Bootsy Collins..
Spanglah
" Oooooh yeah, gimme some of that funky-funk. "
ifitseasytakeittwice
*pee
shheiwhebbdiwied
*poop
CringeMetal
*jizz
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Education time: Is it because it's got crazy high caffeine content? Some other reason?
NeuroPewPew
Its concentrated coffee with a shit ton of sugar. I'm cuban.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Now that's a reliable source.
ThatCubanGuy
Cubans are immune due too being fed coffee in milk bottles as babies.
NeuroPewPew
Can confirm. I can drink it before going to bed any sleep like a baby.
AttackMyWeakSpotForMassiveDamage
Taking a 30 minute nap after chugging your coffee actually maximizes the binding of the caffeine to it's target neuro-receptors.
Spanglah
The face of God after two cups.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Hahaha this is so much better of a reply than a simple "yes." I'm still not sure why it does what it does, but I laughed a good one.
Spanglah
I honestly couldn't tell you. You owe it to yourself to go to your local Cuban restaurant and take one of these things straight to the head
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
I'll do some research, but I'm not sure we'll have the real deal where I'm at in MN. I hope I'll be pleasantly surprised... Then cracked out
Spanglah
All I can say is that it's made in a little metal espresso maker, and that they serve it in obscenely tiny cups, and that you will see (1)
drcurlyfat
So, it's espresso?
pyronyzen
What Else
awakeasleep
Lulz