MyMiddleNameIsAllen

112147 pts · November 29, 2011


All-purpose lawyer, but specialized in real property, particularly landlord/tenant and public housing. A fair amount of criminal/tort involved because public housing. Doglover. Not like I make love to dogs, I just love dogs. Panic disorder is cool.

The view from Minnesota

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Breakfast Cthulhus anyone?

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I got a bonsai tree and you get to name it. Top comment wins.

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Deep Into the Pit

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You're putting the thermometer WHERE?!

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All Time Low

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The Force is Strong With Her

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"Hey, let's eat it."

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Facebook, You Goof.

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Winning More at Breakfast

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Sidd Finch could throw the baseball 168 MPH

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Let's take part in trying to end this kind of thing and give it some exposure.

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My baby Mabel, the deadly half-pit! Deadly loving that is.

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Hot, cold, hail, lava, boils or locusts—it never mattered: the machine masturbated and we had to take it or die.

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Bringing May home for the first time :)

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Acronym Issues

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MyMiddleNameIsAllen's Poop Story

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