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Aug 19, 2022 3:50 PM
DadOnTheInternet
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MNhockey
I too, have taken it upon myself to do the dishes at family events
JamesAxlerWasRight
gromolko
Didn't I see this 2 weeks ago, but with a different font?
ThreeLineRifle
Had a relative that would stand by the dishwasher and talk to them until done.
AccordingToYourMom
Fuck you Lass… oh wait, sorry. Just a habit when I see reposts like this
georgedragonslayer
Any post is a good post to say Fuck Lassannn.
SW00PUP0NTHEM
Get confession bear outta here, this is a time-honored introvert strategy.
sixtimesseven
This guy gets it
ButtDriver
Genius!
BlueStripedTwink
I just wish my family would rinse off their dishes before dropping them in the sink.
TerribleAwful
i do too, but because the people that help clear the table & empty the dishwasher are the considerate ones i want to chat with
Aimlockbelch
Pro tip: wash them by hand. Takes longer.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
I'll clear a table all day long, just don't make me do dishes... I'll help you dry stuff off or fill the dishwasher and supply drinks tho
JaimeLannistersRightHand
I'll even go further: the kitchen is a better place for a meaningful conversation because there's less people to interrupt
AmyBethMegJo
I'd rather clean up the kitchen and do the dishes all alone rather than try to do it with 5 other women all working on it at once.
HamAdvocate
I feel this one. I do the same thing.
MeshHatMafia
I usually just scurry off into the basement with booze
beezzarro
Are you a man?
carlsagansghost
Similar, but I always volunteer to cook at every BBQ I go to.
Murmull
I always volunteer to cook that way i dont have to do the dishes.
Goblor
I do too but just because I'm so fucking grateful to fed
Goblor
Baller to eat and not cook
heavymetalllama
Oh shit. Now I know why my sister in law always does the dishes...
kindpanda
I often use chores to escape interaction with people. Any people really!
TychoTychoAlba
I do it cos it's one on one time with my sister and I also feel less guilty about not having hosted.
Ababybunny
Genius!! I used to think it was such a bother, but those tranquil moments while the chaos ensues
wrxsaurusrex
I did it as a kid so I could drink up all the leftover booze.
splatking
it's like Uncle Tony said. "Hell yeah I'll do the dishes. I'll do all the dishes."
rylas
I do the same, but also because it’s usually “just the women” cleaning and I ain’t down for that bullshit.
DigitalWaffle
Same
Rogerwilco1974
With that font choice, I'm not surprised that the family don't want to interact, either
oneduringwanderer
Grandma had an unwritten rule: if you didn't contribute to the making of the meal, you were gonna contribute to the washing up. It stuck.
giraffinator
Need to get this on a t-shirt for the s/o
nilaismad
My husband's entire fmily is amazing at cooking. After their food, I am more than willing to do dishes (and I loathe doing dishes!)
b00sk0r
Hard same. Like, hardest same ever.
stevenfulfer12
Nice font!
RideTheStimutacs
Washing dishes is my ideal time to listen to podcasts.
joshcrimson
Plus you get to lick all the leftover sauces up.
DeinnsBeans
Mmmmm, ketchayoturd.
IzzyB13337
ReallyNotAVampire
jo0owe
And all that left over meal in the drain after emptying the sink
unicornwithrainbowhair
Are you a dog or perhaps identify as one?
Onerrorresumenext
And the best thing is that when you’re done you’ll get uncle Bobs special sauce.
ReallyNotAVampire
CarlottaVonSprockett
DadOnTheInternet
joshcrimson
DaSauceSeeker