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dog tax?
dog tax?
Cliché FP Edit: I was a traditional lurker for about a year, in awe of the imgur community, until I finally grew a pair of ovaries and made an account. For months I've been working my ass off in the comment section, earning each grueling point one by one. Decided to take the leap today and make my first post, and it MADE THE FRONT PAGE!!!! I came home to find the heap of meaningless yet self esteem boosting internet points and front page cache. Been freaking out for about 28 minutes now, trying to explain to my normal friends what imgur is and telling pups she's internet famous. Anywhore, thank you to everyone on here for making me smile everyday and giving me a place where I can be me!
ps. what the hell, send nudes
Ilieoften
@facebook pls
boopasaurus
That's some fine motivational advice on stalking from Franz Kafka's lesser known brother Frank.
jswan
Clearly it's not me, it's everyone else.
spicypickledokra
These fonts hurt my feelings
CHOOCHOOMOTHAFUCKER
You don't have feelings.
wotac
The first two were the best ones in my opinion. I wish I could say something as wise as them.
mrhue
FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS NOT WORD PORN DAMN IT
Crimpwithyourthumb
Every time I see something labeled as porn or a hack, it just irritates me
gummibearslayer
I OP did it on purpose....
Wastyvez
50 Shades of Grey is word porn.
theknightswhotorecentlysaidni
#7 and #20 are great advice for serial killers.
DrBuckarooBanzai
"My business card says 'You're in luck, I do two things, I rap and fuck.'" -- El-P
jrau18
MrPolygon
Someone should get that typewriter a new roll. The ink appears to be running out.
NCPBullet
It bothers me that any one that knows shit about words would use the word porn so wrongly.
hightimesinaz
"Give me a font that looks like a hipster wrote this on a typewriter". I got you fam
Letitbe9
What a great collection!
ChefHannibal
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" -Thomas Jefferson
arandompenguin
Personal favourite: “Do not mistake me for my mask. You see light dappling on the water and forget the deep, cold dark beneath.”
CupofStea
Making dis bitch a wallpaper. Thank yoy
MrStark
Very good
oocj10
""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Michael Jordan" - Michael Scott" -oocj10
spottedfang
Not word porn. Not Word Porn. NOT WORD PORN. NOT WORD PORN! NOT WORD PORN NOT WORD PORN NOT WORD PORN!!
TerminalHerpes
-1 for "word porn" fffffffuck you
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
I didnt read any of these simply for the fact you called them Word Porn. Fuck that term. Fuck it bad.
bobbinforyoyos
Or they are up making banana pancakes like me. Breakfast is better in the middle of the night!
lewstherin69
The Way of the Peaceful Warrior was truly a life-changing book for me. It really put a new perspective on things years later. +1
HisNameIsBen
Ugh word porn.. Seriously, I expected better from usersub
Jorkijs
#14 Hell yeah. I'm going to go do drugs now.
ShuhaibTeeYech
Its really nice ....
Haviduck
#9 or a programmer
poochyfruitland
Or have a newborn baby
illegalacorn
It said lonely, didn't it?
morehouse94
bazinga!
jb1701d
Woah...#3 got me...
valleyent
comm
AbraCRO
"Frank" Kafka?! damn people butchering good quotes by labeling it word porn and then writing the name of the author wrong
PrincessPindy
Let me be Frank with you.
DukeDark
Zappa ftw
Ghostwish
Most of these could be vastly improved by removing two words. And you just had to put those two words in the title.
jrau18
If the words "word porn" ruined this for you, then it can't have been very good to begin with.
theskyisclear
agreed
dildobiscuit
Reposting your own comment, huh?
Ghostwish
I just did it once and now I can't stop help
dildobiscuit
Fight the good fight. I saw it the other day, liked it and then remembered it when I saw. Keep it up. Word porn is a shit phrase.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
We're on our way to help, just hold on. It's going to be okay.
Ghostwish
I DIDN'T KNOW THE INTERWEBS HAD THIS MUCH PORN
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Aye she's a cruel temptress, but don't worry we're gonna get through this together.