AOLfreetrial1000hours
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I need to convince my girlfriend that everyone pees in the shower.
May 7, 2016 10:42 PM
AOLfreetrial1000hours
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nobodiesbusiness
You're all gross.
turdferguson2
I need to convince myself that everyone on the internet likes me! Dear imgurians, give me upvotes so i can massage my ego and feel loved
SirZac26
Do I downvote if I don't?
Kevincatalan
Fuck you OP
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Fuck you
WallpaperProblems
Where is the Repost alert where you need it?
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Fuck you.
WallpaperProblems
?
Plusonefortheroad
That's disgusting. Pee from another drain going in the sewer. If I get pee on me I don't shower either, I just bath in the toilet.
davidy22
You disgusting asshole. I like you.
HerrBisch
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS GET SO MANY FUCKING UPVOTES?!
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Because Fuck you.
TheAdaptiveCrab
I only pee in the shower when I'm not the one in the shower. More romantic
eroso
Your aunt still loves you?
burrelstrnf
Go suck a dick op
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Fuck off
amaancool3000
Why do people even upvote this shit?
joswastika
No one fucking cares, you probably don't even have a wife, and I fucking hate you op for reposting possibly the most annoying repost ever.
joswastika
I will literally pay to dv more. Im salty af, and you should feel guilty for ever vote you do have on this shitty post.
alrikdale
No I do not because it is not a toilet.
thebillyofthewest
What if I dont
TheOneAndOnlyChilifro
Why is this being upvoted at all? Imgur, please. Please stop encouraging this crap.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
because it says " i need to prove my girlfriend wrong", and imgur loves shit like that.
OwlishOwl
Fuck off point whore
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
You fuck off
JoshyFreddy
Yeah and same with shitting and smashing it down the drain. Everyone does it of course.
TheOBanger
The waffle stomp?
Unquote
downvoted because stupid pointwhoring.
Mychainsolightwhenabreezerollbymanitfloat
I don't understand how shit like this gets FP.
MapleCurry
What the fuck is up with the blatant upvote whoring?
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Fuck you
Thekingofbeans
Downvote for attention whoring.
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Fuck off
toomanytoons
Asking for an upvote, is a downvote.
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Fuck you
rdkah123
I'm not a repost nazi, but in this particular case, the argument has been settled twice, possibly thrice in my time here.
goldengaia
@OP is a spammer >:(
AOLfreetrial1000hours
I fucking love spam
RelevantUsrname
I fucking hate spam
EccentricNimoy
Spam spam! Sausage and Spam!
fortnitefemboy
OP's a fragile lil reposter isnt he
tst5000
This shit again? Fuck you, OP.
migraineinmyhead
Thank you. I've seen this so many times and I've only been on this site for a year.
TheTacticalSpoon
It's getting old. Why don't you Piss off!
Kobbz
Pee*
HocusPokesUs
How dare you?
EccentricNimoy
OPee!!! Hahaha lmfao!
turtlemaster
I tried, but my down votes can't combat this
MyFartsHitMyBalls
OP probably doesn't even have a shower.
Qibble
..or a gf or a pot to piss in.
eroso
That's why he is asking.. he doesn't know.
Xenomrph01
OP probably doesn't even pee.
MyFartsHitMyBalls
He just glistens.
AgoraphobicExtrovert
He probably uses a toilet *ugh*
MyFartsHitMyBalls
I'm so sick of people with their porcelain privilege.
GnomeDoll
OP probably doesn't have a girlfriend.
DickPicsForTitPics
Boo. Your repost is bad and you should feel bad
SassyAssSlap
Boo! Boo! Upvote them if you want, upvote the reposter of slime! The reposter of filth! The reposter of putrescence! BOO! BOO! BOOOOOOOOO!
IsThisGoingToBeAFutureTrend
Boo
TehNotSoLazyMexican
And people still upvote it which is more sad
SioLater
Time to down vote all of OP's comments :DDDDD
chiefrunswithscissors
Probably won't do much damage to his 12500 point post
lettucerejoiceinthenameofscience
He probably doesn't even have girlfriend! BOOOO
IKeepChanging
Reposters don't piss in the shower
SkylaKitty
I thought this was O.C
Megadentron
(V)(;,,;)(V)
TheGame364
Woob Woob Woob Woob
CyanEve
Why not Zoidberg?
AtlasUnbound
Sure why not. I was craving some lobster anyways.
ATalkingMushroom
wait no
AtlasUnbound
Wait nothing. I already have the butter.
Dragline96
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those that admit to peeing in the shower, and filthy liars
MisterInternational
Roosterteeth podcast reference?
GNiko
Three: Those who don't pee in the shower. You do understand that not everyone on the planet behaves the same as you?
eroso
I don't want my shower to smell like urine.
0110000101110110
honestly.. i usually pee b4 i get in the shower..
Jenselina
yeah, peeing in the shower is just poor planning
Tx37
What about wasted water?
Ezzybells
I really dislike peeing in the shower. I don't give a shit if others do it, just as long as I'm not in there with them!
amirelevant
And that seems like kind of a waste of water.
HillOfBeans
Yeah but then the water running makes me have to pee again.
ReverseWaterfall
I mean yeah we're liars but come on, we're not filthy. It was in the shower!
insan3guy
It's because it was a golden shower
asanimgurianiliealot
It smells bad, so no I don't do it. Am I really the only one that starts off every shower by peeing before hand?
TitaTitanium
apparently everyone in the world has decided to get on the gross motherfucker train good god
DoctorIdentity
I pee beforehand. I find the idea of peeing in the shower gross.
MyOtherShipIsAPython
Well, that and instaboner.
emuthegreen
And my boyfriend who will not pee anywhere but a toilet with a closed floor to ceiling door.
eal3
At one time, never considered. One day a internet thread, and someone said "People don't?" and I said "Huh..There's one pipe going out....."
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
i don't. I pee in the sink right next to it
flippetrippiehippie
I showered with my girlfriend this morning and peed with her in there
DoctorIdentity
You're a true fucking gentleman.
Spetzna13
I don't pee in the shower and am honest about it because I think it is disgusting. I don't urinate in the same place where I clean myself.
TheLimpinBiscuit
It's a liquid, it'll go down the drain.
comacomacomacomachameleon
Peeing in the shower is the environmentally responsible thing to do.
CaptainTinyTongue
I'm with you on this, the idea of it just grosses me out, especially having house mates, don't want to stand in their pee
wyatt8740
I bet you don't like anal for that reason. If so you've got a friend in me.
TheLimpinBiscuit
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
crazyhornedlizardlady
Thats funny because as far as bodily fluids go urine is the most sterile.its cleaner than your hands are and you use those to wash your body
Spetzna13
That may be true but it just feels wrong to me.
HillOfBeans
You have nice warm soapy water washing it straight down the drain. I guess some people might go all Jackson Pollack...
crazyhornedlizardlady
And thats why there are toliets. You do you man.
eroso
Smell is the bigger factor here.
skotteh
See a doctor
axiomatik
Unless you just ate asparagus, there should be no smell. You may not be drinking enough water.
eroso
That's not true. There always is some smell, just less when it's all clear.
GNiko
It's _usually_ sterile, but a lot of illnesses can make it not so.
crazyhornedlizardlady
Not really a lot. A few can travel through urine. But that means someone else has to drink it or it enter through an open wound. So dont 1/2
crazyhornedlizardlady
Pee with others in the shower if you have typhoid and even then its rare that it will transmit through urine. So really its the safest 2/3
crazyhornedlizardlady
Bodily fluid out there. Hell touching someone is more likely to transmit a disease than urine.
limpspinach
I do, but you're just beggin' for points and that ain't cool. -1, good sir
DragonDew
Everyone knows everyone pees in the shower. This is like one of those popular opinion puffins.
FreakOnDrugs
I don't. I get why people might do it but I just feel disgusting doing it.
Enginere
Me neither. We have 2 toilets in the house, one right next to the shower.
DragonDew
I don't do it to feel good about myself. I do it because I'm lazy. Plus the floor gets slippy and i dont want to die naked.
felixthefatcat
None of this is cool
AOLfreetrial1000hours
Who gives a shit about fake internet points.
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
You do ya bish
Boolski
who gives a shit in the shower
Elyut
you done fucked up now
Yodaloid
Guess you won't mind losing a few hundred then
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
"Hundred"
Pleasepickyourballsup
You
moretacos
@op is being a little bitch, he cares cause he reposted a popular post for fake internet points
AOLfreetrial1000hours
My goal is to get the most downvotes....
dirtperv
Interesting experiment.
PFDR95
-173. Damn guys.
browsib
-752 re(po)st in peace
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
-682
itsRomulus
-1025
Alisal
-857.. Just updating the people that can't see
SSMSSMSSM
-988
UnknownSquid
Pile em on I say. A lying comment on top of a lying title doesn't deserve points.
tshort006
HEHE! PILE ON!
CheetahFart
I was the lucky one to downvote him to -666 :D
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
-400 :D
NiggletsAreBad
-454
eroso
Why else would u have uploaded this re-re...-repost?
raptar
Then you don't mind if we take yours
JustCallMeMrPigg
I'd call you a cunt but even joffery was original.
necovex
Damn......
SovietTyrannosaur
"It was at this moment, that OP realized that he had dun-fucked up."
Nanaashi
Never seen this many down votes on a comment... or ANYTHING... before
FrightenedMudkip
Brought you down to -420. #blazeitfgt
AOLfreetrial1000hours
-1029 that's all you've got?
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
OP is a Masochist.
strife137
Why does this comment get downvoted to hell, but the post is on the frontpage :(
iisgray
Same reason a lot of reviews have a negative bias. The people who are REALLY mad look for ways to show it. Otherwise, upvote swipe left
moretacos
Most people just up vote and swipe, I would say about 10% really look in depth of the comments
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
True
pancakesinthesky
Do you wanna become the next fartharder? This is how you become the next fartharder.
PersonalDefenseWeapon
Watching this shit go down be like https://imgur.com/S6HAKVZ
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
@fartharder
fartharder
I mean, they'd be nice I'm sure.
JustCallMeMrPigg
But you can't eat upvotes with a macaroni fork, so I digress.
MajesticMangler
All hail the Chode King.
Blockronic
Lol says the guy pointwhoring
GoBlue
Obviously you do, since literally the only reason to repost this is for point whoring?
AOLfreetrial1000hours
Joke is on you! My goal is to get the most downvotes! I need more downvotes! Get me to the BACKPAGE!!!!!!
Loy71
i give a shit on fake internet points too, you are not alone OP
AOLfreetrial1000hours
Cheers.
AOLfreetrial1000hours
-884? Come on... Give it all you've got imgurians!
LetMePlayYouTheSongOfMyPeople
"I don't even care about the downvotes I wanted that all along!" *intense sobbing*
RelevantUsrname
Jesus fucking Christ @sarah stop this madman he's gone bezerk!
tshort006
Fucking rekt -212
xPyr0x
460
Bethany242
-651
FionnaTheWhovian
-400
ComeBackHereJessicahNOWjessicahhh
-745. Really wanna see this hit -1000 just for the sake of it.
AOLfreetrial1000hours
Your dreams have come true!
tshort006
Still getting the ol' down red one I see.
NMD0102
-461 now
tshort006
We did it guys! -1000 lol
MightyShoePrint
-360
AlphaNate
-1,000! Woo!
Cesesius
-936 holy shit
TheJewelOfJool
-1,087. You, jackass, are rekt.
EdwardMacaroniFork
Username slowly becoming relevant...
ahotpotato
A+ comment
AOLfreetrial1000hours
Let's see how many down votes I can get... -255 isn't enough!
clem00
@OP has the skin insanity, he went from whoring for upvotes to whoring for downvotes. He needs help (and a slap across the face).
UnknownSquid
Got no defence for an attention seeking repost then? Or are you going to admit to the point whoring?
LogB
Failed attempt at damage control
eternalLocket
That's okay, because it's at -445 now. :)
AOLfreetrial1000hours
-549
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BaldVinnie
bloody hell. That poor soul
NZSheeps
He's doing fine. It's become a tradition to downvote that post and upvote two others of his.
Bc1151
it was a good joke too :c
judassong
Sorry, friend. Your gf is right. Literally never done it. Other socially gross things? Yup. But have not peed in the shower.
thedoctorsmisstress
I haven't done it either. I think it's weird.
Axewhipe
I have never done this. I usually pee and then shower.
judassong
Yup. Out of habit, if nothing else.
skittleyphallus
what happens if you get in the shower and then have to pee?
Axewhipe
You go before so you don't have to?
skittleyphallus
and if you dont need to go before?
FarflungWanderer
You hold it in. Come on, if you can do it in a car, you can do it in a shower.
skittleyphallus
with all that water noise? also why is it so taboo to pee in a shower?
FarflungWanderer
Yes, with all that water noise. As for the why, it's just generally disgusting. If you're following someone into the shower, do you want 1/2
daeH8Repost
What if you just pee in your car?
WabbitCZEN
Man code 101: Peeing in the shower is always allowed, provided you are alone.
ihavetwosnakes
Or have consent. Or have paid for the service.
xLickMyCritx
As a woman we pee in the shower to
3rdweal
*aloud
LindsyLovesLemons
That's actually not correct. Allowed is a granted permission. Aloud is vocalization.
3rdweal
chewsticks
My husband always pees in the shower when I am in with him... :(
Cambino
Whatever gets you off.
chewsticks
;D
PurpleHelmetedYogurtSlinger
Oh god why are you excited??
kyuuri117
Man do people actually shower with their SO's more than once? Thought that after the first time, everyone agrees it's not that fun.
demaniak
The novelty does wear off
pyrodice
bought double showerhead just so it's not awkward, and nobody gets left in the cold. 5 years together, and it's still nice.
ImAFoxButNotReally
Sex in the shower is not fun.
kyuuri117
Tried it once, we slipped and almost got hurt, and at least one of us was freezing at any one point. Not happening again.
SydricVym
We usually shower together. If you need to get ready at the same time in the morning, what are you supposed to do?
kyuuri117
2/2 Wet and cold as your SO rinses off the soap. If youre super fast about it it's prob fine, but if you want to enjoy the shower, forget it
kyuuri117
Wake up fifteen minutes earlier and switch? If you've got one of those top down "rain" ish shower, fine. Otherwise, you're gonna end up 1/2
Zellmerz
I pee while my girlfriend is in the shower with me. Then again we've been dating for almost 7 years and I aim it at the drain.
TheUpsidedownestPersonAlive
I've never done it and never will. I'm not taking any chances
RevolutionOnHerLips
what chances do you think you're taking?
TheUpsidedownestPersonAlive
I dunno, but i'm not taking them!
Gummy01
Pffft. Still do it even when not alone :)
DickPicEnthusiast
Not necessarily ;)
buttcreambandit
Ever since the jimmy neutron movie made me realize it was an option
humpBackOfNotreDame
Right in the drain hole is how I like it. The aim is important for me.
uhhhnick
I pee on my wifes feet, i heard it prevents athletes foot
ThisIsCanadaWinterIsAlwaysComing
X is always allowed, provided you are alone. The possibilities are endless
beelzebaby
Lady code: whizz all over that palace
LickFury
When showering together I pee between my wifeys leg and try to hit the drain. We almost make a game of it
Voodoomancer
Oh. So that's why I'm not allowed at the gym anymore.
djnibler
I didnt report you, but i think that kid's dad might have
OneTrueHippy
i thought you could still, if you turn away.
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
No! my ex did that, it was gross.
WabbitCZEN
Man code 101: One attempt to test the waters is allowed. If your SO does not approve, you may only do so alone.
DonutWholes
What happened to 100? And 102? I thought you already did a 101.
OneTrueHippy
That's why she left then. Thanks for the clarity.
SaibotRolyat
I have peed in the shower when she has been watching... She even encouraged me
ladytroutslayer
I've had my BF do this. Lol
djnibler
Same. Unless its asparagus pee.
BillListo
I broke that code right before I filed for divorce with my ex wife. hehehe fucking bitch.
Phishouttawatta
bf & I pee in the shower even when we are together, just warn each other, and do it while you're washing out your shampoo to mask any smell.
butwhatifitwasforpuppies
I pee in the shower. I am a lady. And my boyfriend finds it disgusting.
ilukaperi
Same haha.
sbzleon
I like seeing it run down my sister's legs
BaldVinnie
....dude come on
pyrodice
grounds for breakup.
TinyBlackFox
I too am a gross lady XD totes pee in the shower. You have to stand shoulder width apart to avoid stepping in it as a girl though :/
AtNifty
Why would you care about getting pee on you in the shower?! YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER.
ImAFoxButNotReally
Yes, per it's immediately washed away
TrumpIsAFelon
Only thing gross is your use of the word "totes"
WabbitCZEN
You spelled girlfriend wrong.
Captainpotaytorz
Please explain your logic
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
"If you think urine is disgusting then you must be a woman." Is what I got out of it.
butwhatifitwasforpuppies
Nope. Im a lady. Who stands and pees... in the shower
JuneOokami
I feel ya, sister.
ScipioWright
Woosh.
picklestuffer69
Just think about it for a sec
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Me too! Gets interesting when its that time of the month!
barktreep
nope
PurpleHelmetedYogurtSlinger
He meant that your boyfriend is a girlfriend
saltymcgee
No shit, right? He probably plucks his eyebrows.
PurpleHelmetedYogurtSlinger
No shit as in NO SHIT?! or no shit? Hopefully the former.
saltymcgee
Dude manicures
HillOfBeans
Your comments implying that one who finds shower peeing gross is somehow feminine was politely ignored by her and by me.
FuckYouUserWhoTookNaturalSpringWaterAsHisUsername
But if you repkied don't that mean you didn't ignore it?? I'm confused
HillOfBeans
I realized my hypocrisy halfway through, but decided to post comment anyway, on principle. Which, again, shows I have low principles. Phuck
saltymcgee
So do you pluck or no??? We need answers!
HillOfBeans
Me? No
WabbitCZEN
Your not catching it for the joke it is wasn't missed.
HillOfBeans
Joke caught, humor intact but still.
Pugsleyx
nah the waters warm, just pee on her leg while she is shampooing her hair and she won't notice.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
as a female, we notice. it smells really bad.
TheGreatBlumpkin
Apparently my dad did this to my mom. They went on to marry and have my brother and I, so I can safely say that there is no way it can fail
swanglemydangle
I pee on her face, just thinks she accidentally turned around
Tx37
?
Chewthestitches
As a man, it's how you mark territory!
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
Been peed on in the shower, I noticed.
Rudilouwho
As a girl, can confirm won't notice
agobshiteinparis
Done this to my boyfriend.... I'm a lady. Apparently.
Mooncheeses
Unless you giggle a lil too loud. Gets ya caught every time.
ImMrsMeeseeksLookatMe
I notice. I like it though.
knowhatItalmbout
????
Melanisia
I do notice, I just don't care. I'm in the shower, it's sterile anyways, whatever. I'll just wash my leg again.
BumNanner
Urine isn't sterile, just fyi.
Melanisia
Unless you have an infection it is.
NotTheChad
Dat ammonia bro...
danesaurus
As female, I notice every time
ThatCanadianViking
As a male that does this to my wife. Not everytime.. hahaha
danesaurus
^ obviously not my spouse
ThatCanadianViking
And you can be thankful for that.
DickChaney2
I like to let the water run down my arm and off my pinky to make my wife think I peeing.
danesaurus
I can tell the difference. Pressure and temperature
DickChaney2
Wife can't. But then again it is a giant peeve of hers, so she gets set off easy.
soulman901
So $100 says this has happened to you, multiple times I take it
danesaurus
Several. Why do guys think it is funny?
Sciencelikeamotherfucker
You better hope she is shampooing her nose hairs, the smell of pee in the shower is disgusting
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Aim for the drain
Diogenes3000
That's because your sense of smell is heightened in hot environments
JustCallMeNippleCat
Only if you're dehydrated.
MrBobSaget
You don't drink coffee or eat asparagus, do you?
bunnysploots
Also anything with onions in it...
HorseMcFucker
I don't. I drink like a gallon/2 of water each day though so my piss Is clear as fuck.
Xsiah
I WISH my pee smelled like coffee.
JustCallMeNippleCat
Coffee, occasionally. Asparagus, no.