MightyShoePrint

10660 pts ยท January 18, 2012


I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. The secret to originality is remembering what you have heard but forgetting where you heard it from. I thank you bastards every day because without all your comments I wouldn't be funny. I'm still not funny, but now I can lay the blame elsewhere because what kind of sucker allows him or herself to be accountable these days? It's almost 2017 (ITS ALREADY THE END OF 2016! WHERE THE FUCK DID 2014 & 2015 GO?!); Nobody takes responsibility for themselves anymore.

Found a New California Republic money scheme in disguise in my hometown a few days ago. It appears they are making a push for the east coast.

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I'm ashamed of myself...

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**BREAKING NEWS** Giant Hornet Attacks Downtown Barre, Vermont Causing Massive Destruction! Citizens Flee In Panic! The National Guard Has Been Deployed!

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Am I a bad person?

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Getting off drugs and missing old friends

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This food tastes like crap.

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As much as I dislike winter, I can't deny the beauty of undisturbed snow covered everything

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A Christmas gift for my dad. Star Tropics is the only game my dad has ever played. As someone who isn't very good at gifting, I'm pretty excited to see him open this for Christmas.

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"Have a happy new year!" you scream in drunk cursive at a child watching from an apartment window across the street just before you lose balance and tumble and fall into some bushes and throw up on yourself then begin to cry because you ripped your pants

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sound waves

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