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ThatBobbyG
Jogging in Vans slip-ons?
SBFR
Lifehack : Attach your key to a bright color badge holder lanyard. It will make it easier to find it if it manages to escape, without taking too much place in your pocket.
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
The hiking/camping/mountain/climbing/outdoorscommunity can be very communal and friendly at times. Pay it forward.
Dimestream
Ah the thieves guild left you a Shadowmark.
Xenoti
I've seen the Blair Witch Project
FallingStar7669
I speak Druidic; this roughly translates to "please don't litter; maybe use a carabiner next time."
Akaszkronos
A scout did it.
DigitalPizza
The stick equivalent of the Internet red circle, except actually useful.
WolfRamX4
This is actually really clever. Most people arnt really paying attention, and only some one actually looking would readily spot the anomaly and have their attention drawn. And since most people wouldnt care, even if they did notice it's all just more likely that it'd make it back to the proper owners hands.
Steelflameblade
I mean, also, what good is a random lost key? I'll SURELY guess what this single lone key goes to.
WolfRamX4
Yup, was pretty much my point when I was saying nobody cares. Thats assuming some one is even so inclined to begin with.
andrewgrr1
That's a Honda key. The Soul is made by Kia. Fkn liar.
glovelyday
You're now part of a Satanic cult. Or at least your car is.
Livithion1
Not again
RandomDude74575
Definitelynotsteve
They accepted the offering. They are now bound.
Verbodentoegang
Jaqdakloun
What is this, jog-ging you speak of ?
pfunk81
This is why marijuana is great.
FormerGloriousGuyWhoCameBack
Legit, Blair Witch got a bad rap.
fulcrims
oh! There are my teeth.
BryanTenn
Just because you need to reap a few souls every year to maintain your lifeforce don't make you a bad person.
Jawesome19
Bruh buy some running shoes, you gonna have Hella blisters in them slip ons
supertigerlamp
10 bucks says they picked up that key and a korok appeared
SlutAtNight
My son had given me beautiful mitts for Christmas, and one fell out of my pocket on my way home. Some kind person put it on their yard lamp which was by the sidewalk, and I saw it months later when it was light out. I was elated
bigk001
…& you thanked them, & that’s how you got your name… awww i’m gonna cry…. someone call Hallmark Channel :)
SlutAtNight
How clever! I’ll keep that in the ole vault if that happens
ShadowbannedForNoReason
Pick it up pick it up pick it up
pewnflap
thank
bigk001
see, that’s great, but i would never think of doing that in a billion years
Black0rchids
Thank
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
GravyEducation
I once almost lost my phone in a state park... after we had gone off the trail. I'd given up and my friend found it... right next to the trail where I sort of controlled slid down a steep incline, like "oh well... that makes sense"
ISeeMusicInYourEyes
thank
Megadentron
We use to do this in desert raves in Arizona when we'd fine some random keys.
siler7
Did any of them ever pay?
Megadentron
Pay for what? Finding lost keys or for key bumps lol?
siler7
The keys you fined. Did they pay the fines?
Rijtjeshuis
He went jogging in a pair of Vans, did he? I question the veracity of this account.
evilspock
Slip-ons even.
MidnightTacoTruck
You jog in flats?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
You jog in heels?
ThaWhiteRanger
You jog?
DaggettOFlannigan
You?
demagreg365
They were smoking weed out on the trail (why they really lost their key) and wanted to post this, but they're friends with their parents so they needed a plausible cover
demagreg365
Or boss/coworkers, etc
anitabieror6
shhhh! our parents/boss/coworkers are gonna catch on!
twoamartist
Exactly.
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friendswithfire
Lol idk, I used to walk, hike, and jog (when my joints allowed it) in chucks. Then again I also sprained my ankle, broke a bone in my foot and severely broke my arm while doing so before I learned to just wear the ugly ass running shoes and hiking boots made for said activities
twoamartist
I’m not making fun of you. This made me laugh.
Jaqdakloun
You jog ?!?!
astrangehop
Their car key plan was something like "jammed it into my bra or a running shorts pocket." Maybe they're just getting into running.
erroniousmaximus
Some people have no idea about things. I’d say it’s not unreasonable someone would jog sometimes in vans.
siler7
Just because people do things doesn't make those things unreasonable.
xelbi1988
Flats and no key ring for their house key.
Pervaroo
I saw a lady in flip flops hiking on a mountain trail at 7,800 feet up. We were up about 2,000 feet(600 meters) in altitude from the lodge. That had to hurt.
xj4low
Hikers are an odd bunch. I've hiked in chaco's before after my boots got wet and caused a blister. There are some barefoot hippie hikers. Shoes could have blown out if not made for trails. I hate when camp shoes become primary hikers.
PapaJoeNH
They wanted to make sure the key would stick around
boognish115
wlfman
I love you, are you single?
Thisisirrelvantcontent
DAD! Get off the internet
lighterletter
Thank
LooseyGooseyBrett
Dad, get off imgur
fulcrims
*Wood
PapaJoeNH
Damn
TheCowSaysMoooo
MardukRules
Howlin’ Mad Murphy!!!