SmoothTrooper96
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Smash it with a steel peg driver and yes it sucks a camels dick
Bottom
The plastic surgeon did a grate job he putting humdty dumpty back together
Top
But poor Humpty dumpty is now 5mm shorter
Cat tax
Kitten link
Cat tax man hitting me hard this year
Big link
chickerychikchallachalla
Looks great.... (turns and shakes head while making a face)
italkcrazytalk
just the tip, i see.
Steelwind
Nailed it!
AynCantStopThinkingAboutYew
what did you learn, op?
laststand34
majesticloulou
*shudders*
BritishMexicanMurican
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SmokeWeedNow
Hah...kitty's strokin it...
SmoothTrooper96
Are you smoking weed now if not then your uesername is a lie and your a lie
SmokeWeedNow
It's a command, not a statement of fact. But, yes.
Rendstone
how exactly did you manage to do this
SmoothTrooper96
With sheer will it wasn't easy
Rendstone
you won't have me believe it was on purpose....
SmoothTrooper96
My hand slipped under the safety gard when I was using the peg driver
terramarkov
Lol "grate job" ... Plot twist: actually a chef and did it on a cheese grater..... Mmmm pizza anyone?
SmoothTrooper96
Nope I'm a labourer DMB Australia
terramarkov
Oh god it's actually oc? Shudder ... Gonna fully heal you figure?
SmoothTrooper96
Not yet it should be heal up in 6 weeks so I'll post again in a couple of weeks
terramarkov
My dad cut off all the fingers from his right hand in the 60s... They managed to get them all back on 1/
buggeredifiknow
I've been there lost the meaty tip of my finger. it's annoying.
SmoothTrooper96
It sucks alot I can't do anything
buggeredifiknow
Did you get a cage for it? one of those foam padded cages helps a lot.
SmoothTrooper96
No I got a bandage and a fist full of pain killers
buggeredifiknow
go to a drug store and get a finger cage. remember to change your bandages.
SmoothTrooper96
Thank you brother in arms well fingers